How to spot a super rich guy
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Or... how to spot my ex-girlfriend.
EDIT: One of my ex-girlfriend's emailed and was not happy about this comment. I'm not sure how any of y'all would know her since she doesn't post here, but just in case... this joke was not about her, but a different ex. And it was also exaggerated for comedic effect.
Nothing to see here, please go about your business.
EDIT: One of my ex-girlfriend's emailed and was not happy about this comment. I'm not sure how any of y'all would know her since she doesn't post here, but just in case... this joke was not about her, but a different ex. And it was also exaggerated for comedic effect.
Nothing to see here, please go about your business.
or a hooker?
Ouch!LordOpie said:
There was a better one of these with a super ugly and old arab looking dude and a hot 20ish looking chick on their wedding day.
ding,ding,ding,ding!Mtb_Rob_FL said:
LOL!! Yesterday on the street right by where I work, I saw this guy that must've been in his 70's...meandering along with a chick that was probably about 23....with a rack the size of Wisconsin hangin' out....my buddy and I exchanged looks of utter amazement!!
Bought and paid for!!!
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Bought and paid for!!!
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Welcome to July 2004!
http://www.ridemonkey.com/forums/showthread.php?t=92181&highlight=spot+rich+guy
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He was busy making sh*t up back then.N8 said:
One of my ex-girlfriend's emailed and was not happy about this comment. I'm not sure how any of y'all would know her since she doesn't post here, but just in case... this joke was not about her, but a different ex. And it was also exaggerated for comedic effect.LordOpie said:
Nothing to see here, please go about your business.
Is she e-stalking you?LordOpie said:
How much trouble can we get you in?
Was this the ex you posted secret photos of her taking a dump?
I remember that post.Westy said:
It's my wallpaper. And I don't mean my computer. Had it printed out and pasted up all over my kitchen.Tenchiro said:
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Was it Pressley???Westy said:
If she's an ex did you properly tell her to f**k the hell off?LordOpie said:
^ lol ... i didn't cuz she's a decent person and we were riding together afetr we broke up and then he told her she couldn't ride with me any more. I was hoping that she and I could be friends, so no, didn't tell her to f'off.
hahaha, my ex's b/f called three times and left threatening voice mails. He's such a drama-queen.
hahaha, my ex's b/f called three times and left threatening voice mails. He's such a drama-queen.
Damn, LordOpie has got an e-stalker or something...
I thought you were already stalking me?Tenchiro said:
I don't mind, it's my ex-g/f and she still has feelings* for me which is why she was reading my posts here. But I made a bad joke and now her tiny b/f wants to inflict pain on me.
* well, she did, now she hates me.
Just hold him by the forhead while he takes wild swings at you. :devil:LordOpie said:
BTW, I am no e-stalker, I do all my stalking the old fashioned way. See you tonight. :evil:
OK, who's the lame-o who e-mailed Opie's ex?
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There is no way that Opie's story is real.
Isn't that also how to Spot Ralphie May?
lol if i was a chick i would never touch a guy that fat, even for money...
Yeah, Loopie had a girlfriend, pleeeeaaaase.loco said:
LordOpie said:
You should post the pictures she gave you of him taking a dump.
She came here on her own to read my posts. We both post together on another forum, but I stopped posting there out of respect for her -- so she can post all the cool things the two of them do without worrying about me reading 'em.I Are Baboon said:
I'm not upset that she is reading my stuff here, but a silly joke was blown way out of proportion. Put it this way, I've never had someone honestly and truly want me hurt (like drive-by hurt), so I filed a report with the police since if something happens, there's a record of it.
Let me ask y'all, should I forward her the threatening voice mail from him to me?
I want to move on with my life and past this stupidity, but I still consider her a friend and wonder which is best for her... hear it or not.
part of me wants to say just walk away
but the other part says that she needs to know what sort of 'toolage' she is dealing with
if you two are cool enough that you can actually do stuff AFTER a relationship and he can't deal with it then his mental maturity must be even smaller than his dick and she needs to know...
but the other part says that she needs to know what sort of 'toolage' she is dealing with
if you two are cool enough that you can actually do stuff AFTER a relationship and he can't deal with it then his mental maturity must be even smaller than his dick and she needs to know...
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Dude, you are a threat to him and his small dic..um..I mean maturity. He is wise to try to thwart your relationship with her. You are the cause of his huge insecurities.....Not.
Kick his carnie ass, and if you need backup....
"News crew assssemmmble!!!"
i've never felt so much etrogen from one thread.......
LordOpie said:
I'm not *that* fat
Besides, women don't hang with me for the money I don't have, they stick around for the orgasms.
WARNING:ALERT: attempted humor in progress, shut down all reasonable thought process and go straight to over-reaction.
not joking about the orgasms tho... I am that good.
Besides, women don't hang with me for the money I don't have, they stick around for the orgasms.
WARNING:ALERT: attempted humor in progress, shut down all reasonable thought process and go straight to over-reaction.
not joking about the orgasms tho... I am that good.
This thread rules...
so is the ex simply a fatty lover, or a golddigger?
(Guess we get to find out if Opie is fat, or loaded now!)
edit: dammit, beaten by one post.
so is the ex simply a fatty lover, or a golddigger?
(Guess we get to find out if Opie is fat, or loaded now!)
edit: dammit, beaten by one post.
Opie's got a stalker ex that follows him around the intarwebb and reads everything he types. I don't know whether to laugh at him or feel sorry.
