[Al C. Oholic]

She's two and a half today. And she knows comedy.

teach her the f word and she could be a riot.

 

[Dox]

 

[JohnE]

teach her the f word and she could be a riot.

One of my sons first phrases was "What teh hell?!"...that went over well.

 

[bizutch]

I've taught my kids the

"Knock knock
who's there
Banana
Banana who?
Knock knock
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock Knock
who's there?
Orange!
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

I am now somewhat regretting my decision to teach this to them....

If you haven't one upped yourself yet teach them the Interrupting Cow one. Mine are 4 & 6 now and still crush everybody with that one.

Knock Knock
Whos there?
The interrupting cow.
The interrupting cow w.....
MOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

The only downside to kids at this age is that T-ball and softball are merciless. I spent 6 hours at ballfields Saturday and something close to a work week at practices in the last 2 weeks.

I like having little athletes, winners, competitors...just wish their coaches weren't the same way.