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MMike

A fowl peckerwood.
Sep 5, 2001
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just sittin' here drinkin' scotch
Wait wait wait..... your last name is "Clark"? So when some poor unsuspecting guy is sitting in exam room 4, waiting for "Dr. Clark".....and then an asian guy walks in??

That's false advertising.....Like that Seinfeld episode..."But she's not Chinese!!"

I've just blown my own mind.

ELAINE

She's not Chinese?

JERRY

No. Not Chinese.

Not even Asian.

ELAINE

So. What is she?

JERRY

Well, she's.. like you.

ELAINE

[pause] Oh, how.. disappointed you must have been. [walks to couch, with

her cereal]

JERRY

Well, it's false advertising, see? And the thing is, I think she likes

people thinkin' she's Chinese. She suggests Chinese food. She always

introduces herself as "Donna Chang,"..

ELAINE

So why're you seeing her again..

JERRY

Well, she is a woman.
 
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AngryMetalsmith

Business is good, thanks for asking
Jun 4, 2006
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I have no idea where I am
Wait wait wait..... your last name is "Clark"? So when some poor unsuspecting guy is sitting in exam room 4, waiting for "Dr. Clark".....and then an asian guy walks in??

That's false advertising.....Like that Seinfeld episode..."But she's not Chinese!!"

I've just blown my own mind.
Did you hurt your neck?
 

Red Rabbit

Picky Pooper
Jan 27, 2007
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sanjuro

Tube Smuggler
Sep 13, 2004
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That's so racist.
Making all the Asians sit together.:disgust1:


Ha, Congrats man, that is quite an achievement.
Great job.
Uh, this is a graduation for doctors. I'm surprised there were any white people who made the cut.
 

Jeremy R

<b>x</b>
Nov 15, 2001
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behind you with a snap pop
Wait wait wait..... your last name is "Clark"? So when some poor unsuspecting guy is sitting in exam room 4, waiting for "Dr. Clark".....and then an asian guy walks in??
He could even put Dr. T. Clark on his sign, and you know the honkey in exam room 4 would be sitting in there guessing what his first name is......
Maybe its Tucker......Tommy.......or Tim (all good honkey names)

And then Toshi could swing open the door, bang a gong,
and scream "TOSHIMASAAAAAAAAA AT YOUR SERVICE!"
 

Toshi

Harbinger of Doom
Oct 23, 2001
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Congrats, dawg!

Happy marriage planning...Your fiancee plays (or used to play) clarinet correct? (SYSO and other such endeavors....)

How long was the grad ceremony? I suspect it was all worth it anyway... :D
yup, that's her. she still plays (clarinet 1 in cascade symphony in Edmonds) and is teaching middle/high school music on Whidbey. ceremony was a needless 2.5 hrs long... but I wasn't about to miss it. :D
Uh, this is a graduation for doctors. I'm surprised there were any white people who made the cut.
you can thank affirmative action. Asians, although a minority by numbers, have to score exceptionally high to get in as opposed to whites, and even more so compared to Latinos, blacks, and native Americans (weird capitalization due to phone, not me). the difference is well documented for the curious.
Where in NY are you moving to?
stosh, we'll be in east meadow, long island.
 

skinny mike

Turbo Monkey
Jan 24, 2005
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congrats toshi!

hopefully my sister will be in a similar place in a couple of years. for the past few weeks she has been studying for the mcats, which she has to take on friday.
 

Da Peach

Outwitted by a rodent
Jul 2, 2002
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North Van
What's preliminary surgery anyway? Is it that surgery that gets you to the "not quite a woman yet" stage like N8?
 

Toshi

Harbinger of Doom
Oct 23, 2001
38,441
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congrats toshi!

hopefully my sister will be in a similar place in a couple of years. for the past few weeks she has been studying for the mcats, which she has to take on friday.
good luck to your sister! i have to say that i'm really glad i won't have to be going through the med school application process again -- that was a lot of hard work (for the MCATs), time, and money, only to be repeated again for the step 1, 2 (CK and CS), 3 board exams, not to mention residency interviews. there's always another hoop to jump through.
What's preliminary surgery anyway? Is it that surgery that gets you to the "not quite a woman yet" stage like N8?
preliminary surgery means that i'm only doing it for a year -- there also exist two year prelim spots -- as preliminary clinical training for another specialty. categorical surgery spots, on the other hand, are 5 year (plus research if desired) straight-through programs that punt out surgeons at their tail end.
 

SkaredShtles

Michael Bolton
Sep 21, 2003
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In a van.... down by the river
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preliminary surgery means that i'm only doing it for a year -- there also exist two year prelim spots -- as preliminary clinical training for another specialty. categorical surgery spots, on the other hand, are 5 year (plus research if desired) straight-through programs that punt out surgeons at their tail end.
Serjin. It's SERJIN. :disgust1: