I was thinking it was the $hit.
I experienced a new low today
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I was thinking it was the $hit.
Because you're only 18 I'm not going to totally slam you Dan, but Kenan is the one with the "set". He has taken the initiative to start and continue to run his own business. You cannot fully understand what that means to own your own business until you actually do it. He has every right to be outraged at this incident because it negatively impacts his business. Maybe one day you will have your own business and you will understand his frustration.
hahahahhkahahhahahahaha, south park should have a episode like this!
Not the venting, more the drama queen style your point was conveyed in.
I wanted it to read like a story. Should I go back and edit it to make it sound more Pinkbike for your needs?
Thanks for the compliment! Running a business is definitely no easy task. I started when I was 24 and I'll be retired before I'm 35 so ultimately I'll be the one with the last laugh (take that mr poop-on-my-doorstep).
Incidentally I saw the man in question again today. He seems as mentally fit as any 50 year old man and I'm not entirely convinced that he's homeless. I seriously can't believe I'm the one getting flamed because I complained about a guy sh1tting outside of my office.
You're all full of crap.
I can just picture you at your desk, sniggering at yourself.You're all full of crap.
i work in retail and i've had plenty of ahole customers leave their share of turds in and around the toilet. we've had on a couple of occasions the crap smeared on the walls in the stalls and outside of them too. just what kind of person does that!!!!?????!!!!! and then mgmt has to get somebody to clean it up. i've made it very clear that i will NEVER clean it up. period. i've made suggestions that we should close them off to customers but corporate doesn't like that. my suggestion is the next time it happens, we take pics and send them to the president with a sample in a baggie with the suggestion that since this happens, and you dont like us to close off the bathrooms, next time we'll save it for you to clean up. you have no idea as to what's in that stuff, what type of diseases etc. personally if i catch someone doing it, i'm shoving their face in it. and here's the weird thing, it happens in the ladies room more than the mens!!!
When I first moved to SF, I lived in lower haight which was fairly tame at the time. On my first walk up to upper haight, a friend said, "yeah, there are lots of homeless and panhandlers up there..."
Sure enough, as I walked towards the park, a guy dropped trou between two parked cars, 3pm on a Saturday afternoon and unleashed his bowels.
As others have said, not pleasant, but it's part of city life... and far less common in the US than in many other parts of the world.
Sure enough, as I walked towards the park, a guy dropped trou between two parked cars, 3pm on a Saturday afternoon and unleashed his bowels.
As others have said, not pleasant, but it's part of city life... and far less common in the US than in many other parts of the world.
That would make for one of the most awkward situations possible. You walk into a washroom and someone else is smearing **** on the walls. What could they possibly say to make that better?!?!? "Oh don't worry, it's not mine"
And even better, what would you do? proceed with your business? back out?
What a funny thread and for so many different reasons. Personally, I have no tolerance for people doing $hit like that in public...especially since having kids. Some people truly don't give a fvck about anything or anyone. During college, I worked a PT job at a gas station/quikee mart near the New River Valley Speedway and walked into the $hitter to find a nearly THREE FOOT LONG DOOK bent over the front rim of the toilet and stretching to the floor below. I was seriously horrified and wasn't being paid enough to deal with it so I just yellow taped that fvcker off and let the Manager cope with it the next day. He was so pissed he closed the WC for a week and didn't let anyone use it at all.
Lord knows I've seen worse things in my life like people being killed, dead bodies, etc. but the blatancy of a fellow human being dropping a dirty deuce in the middle of the street AND in the middle of the day would surely anger me and I wouldn't want it's terrible presence scaring off my customers. I'd have probably just immediately retrieved the mop bucket and thrown the dirty water on the guy and his loaf, hoping to wash them both away. The worst thing like that I've seen since moving to the country is at the annual Catoctin Trail out-n-back run where I've come across not only mid-trail winders but also soiled and discarded undies and t-shirts used as emergency TP. I guess the runners don't want to lose 30 seconds to their competitors by actually walking OFF the trail before squatting their grumpies.
Lord knows I've seen worse things in my life like people being killed, dead bodies, etc. but the blatancy of a fellow human being dropping a dirty deuce in the middle of the street AND in the middle of the day would surely anger me and I wouldn't want it's terrible presence scaring off my customers. I'd have probably just immediately retrieved the mop bucket and thrown the dirty water on the guy and his loaf, hoping to wash them both away. The worst thing like that I've seen since moving to the country is at the annual Catoctin Trail out-n-back run where I've come across not only mid-trail winders but also soiled and discarded undies and t-shirts used as emergency TP. I guess the runners don't want to lose 30 seconds to their competitors by actually walking OFF the trail before squatting their grumpies.
I've got no problem picking up crap, you hiring kenan?
just wait until he starts to make poopy again and give him a little squirt of this
on his lower back so that it runs down his crack and i promise he'll never do it at your place again
and if asheville pd gives you a hard time about it let me know, i made some friends out there while i was at the less lethal instructor course they hosted last month.
Yes - I'd like to contract your services for just one job.
The cops didn't give me a hard time and they were even quite nice about the situation but the guy did promise me that he would get someone out there to clean it up and the turd is still there 3 days later.
And your pepper spray idea may not be too off base. I think we could use some in the office anyway. But I'm not sure if my insurance co would like that too much.
buy pepper spray, empty contents into general purpose spray bottle. label bottle "glass cleaner", spray contents onto offending dump artist.And your pepper spray idea may not be too off base. I think we could use some in the office anyway. But I'm not sure if my insurance co would like that too much.
And that is all it is. ****. I have cleaned my fair share of human **** and puke up. A deli I worked at had a really nice back stair way that was secluded and prime bathroom for homeless folks. It happens. I don't have to poop outside so I am thankful. Just keep it away from your face and any open wounds and you'll live.
You (drkenan) don't have to feel sorry for the guy, just stop feeling sorry for yourself.
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I can't really say I've seen a heated debate thread before about pooping in the street.
+1 I find it pretty funny as well. I guess some people have nothing better to do than run their mouth to people they dont know on the internet. That and the amount of people who think their opinion just HAS to be heard in EVERY thread is hilarious too
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Hmmmmmmmmmmm... :huh:That and the amount of people who think their opinion just HAS to be heard in EVERY thread is hilarious too
If you're insinuating that Im contradicting myself by posting that, take a look at my post count and my join date. Then think again.
Im friends with Kenan and I ride with him all the time, which was the only reason I said anything in this thread.
Thanx.
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And you are averaging 931 posts a year, talk about someone who wants to be heard on the internet.
This thread is classic for sure. If I would have caught that fvcker I would of kicked him in his face.
Flame on.
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Then perhaps you should stop flappin' your e-gums and go help your homeboy clean up some ****.
Thanks.
of ≠ have
If you're insinuating that Im contradicting myself by posting that, take a look at my post count and my join date. Then think again.
Im friends with Kenan and I ride with him all the time, which was the only reason I said anything in this thread.
Thanx.
How do expect to get any respect around here with a post count so low & not many green squares?!
I do, it's my life blood. This way I don't have to deal with half wits in the real world. I can just observe from my desk chair.And you are averaging 931 posts a year, talk about someone who wants to be heard on the internet.
And you are averaging 931 posts a year, talk about someone who wants to be heard on the internet.
This thread is classic for sure. If I would have caught that fvcker I would of kicked him in his face.
Flame on.
Thank you for your help with me English!
If he was smart, he would take photos and call it art. Make mucho $$$ like that....
Ah, the art of turd sculpting.
Do you know how much a turd rendering of Michael Phelps would go for right now on the brown market?
Assuming that you're referring to me, I can't understand how you think this isn't a valid complaint. It's not like I'm complaining about any of the thousands of minor things that go on around here on a daily basis. Some dude took a sh1t in front of my business - IMO that's something that I'm entitled to b1tch about.
It's still there - I can almost see it from where I'm sitting right now. It's now been baking in the sun for 3 days - I'll a picture of it would go for some serious cash. I'll even post it up on here if you really want.
You don't have the guts.
I know it sucks to have to deal with situations like this, but wouldn't it be better for everyone involved, as well as your business, it you just cleaned it up instead of staring at it and bitching about it?
When I managed an apartment building, someone took a massive dump in the laundry room. I was pissed but I sacked up and dealt with the situation.
Life is full of sh*t we don't like but have to deal with. Griping about it won't change the sitiuation
It's lost some of its flavor over the last few days.
But for the hours following the "incident" we could definitely smell it if we opened the windows. It was so strong that it would infiltrate my office just from someone coming thru the door.
3 days?! Suck it up princess & clean that **** up!