[AngryMetalsmith]

Like I said, I was bored and had just got home from a run. Something about running with a lot less hair down there, like today, was a lot better. Less what feels like ripping, though I know its just hair sticking together.

And if I ever wanted to get my salad tossed, I wouldn't want to get the jelly dingle berries, would I?

Yoga might be a step in the right direction for you.

 

[Nick]

"Will shave for potatoes"

+ rep

edit: oh yea, worst ... thread ... ever.

 

[Ciaran]

How is this 3 pages without a custom title?

DmG's new title should be Ass Shaver, Spankable, Smooth Bottom, or Gay for Pay.

Or you can tie it in to a little michael jackson and make the title Smooth Criminal

 

[valve bouncer]

From the Manzillian link.

So if being aroused is actually helpful during the treatment, should I just masturbate while I'm on your table?
Try it and die.

The more you know.

 

[TheTruth]

This thread bores me, we haven't even gotten off topic yet.

 

[Ciaran]

And while I'm at it how is shaving asses OK while shaving junk is taboo?

Well at least the thread ain't about some dudes camel toe.

 

[BMXman]

How is this 3 pages without a custom title?

DmG's new title should be....

exactly....RM has gone soft...where's the new title???....I demand justice!!!

 

[AngryMetalsmith]

mmmm, puddin

 

[greenhood]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=dingleberry

 

[AngryMetalsmith]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=dingleberry

Then, dingleberry is uphelp by a coarse and curly hair between the fingers about 6 inches in front of the face and marveled at by the viewer, who experiences waves of anger, wonder, and bitterness while contemplating in earnest the sordid and very stupid affair of shaving the unfortunate crease in his or her own ass.

 

[dump]

ok, completely random association here. At the end of my Real world client relations video, this was the 2nd featured video:

how in the...?!

 

[Prettym1k3]

I read your reviews on-line. Do people really love you that much?
Lets put it this way, I’ve seen grown men cry.

You sure it’s not because you just ripped hair from their testicles?
Touché

The lady has a sense of humor, and it totally legit. She cracks me up.

Last time I went there, I watched Futurama while I go my butty waxed.

 

[DirtMcGirk]

Oh no, I shaved the whole shooting match. Front to back I look like a Ken doll, anatomy included.

 

[AngryMetalsmith]

Oh great now the amorphous blob is no longer shrouded in mystery.

 

[DirtMcGirk]

Oh great now the amorphous blob is no longer shrouded in mystery.

I believe in truth in advertising. I bring maybe 6.75 to the party. Enough for some, too much for others, not enough for a lot. Just putting out there what it is, that way there is no disappointment. And they don't have to pube fish around in their mouth all night. That's just rude, and my momma taught me good manners.

 

[AngryMetalsmith]

I've heard of gummy worms, but not pube fish.

But who am I to judge, whatever bait works for ya.

 

[Westy]

I've heard of gummy worms, but not pube fish.

But who am I to judge, whatever bait works for ya.

I'm guessing the stink bait approach hasn't been working form him.

 

[AngryMetalsmith]

I'm guessing the stink bait approach hasn't been working form him.

Is that sort of like hanging a dead chicken around the neck of an ugly child to get the family dog to play with him ?

 

[ultraNoob]

This thread is just one giant

T M I

 

[CrabJoe StretchPants]

I believe in truth in advertising. I bring maybe 6.75 to the party. Enough for some, too much for others, not enough for a lot. Just putting out there what it is, that way there is no disappointment. And they don't have to pube fish around in their mouth all night. That's just rude, and my momma taught me good manners.

JHFC. Shut up. Just shut up.

 

[Total Heckler]

JHFC. Shut up. Just shut up.

 

[TN]

At least it is not about real life personal drama.

but still....

 

[AngryMetalsmith]

NASCAR taint wax :

 

[DirtMcGirk]

When did we get the suicide smiley?

 

[MMike]

I'm going to post photos from my colonoscopy

 

[Total Heckler]

When did we get the suicide smiley?

When you started talking about your package in great detail.

 

[loco-gringo]

At least it is not about real life personal drama.

but still....

Maybe grooming your ass doesn't provide personal drama, but I fear that it might give me some.

I am not going south of the border into brown town.

 

[AngryMetalsmith]

Just as I suspected, the anatomy of a Ken Doll.

 

[stoney]

DmG - Please post when and where you are going riding. I NEVER want to get a face to RM correlation. Just WAY TMI. going on here.

 

[zdubyadubya]

I'm surprised no one has mentioned laser hair removal yet...

My wife: legs, underarms, brazillian

Me: back, nape of neck, butt, balls & trimming, PITA to shave jugular area, and shoulders

ended up being a little over 5gs, but the ability to be hair free in those areas FOREVER is pretty amazing.

has really no-one else done this?

 

[Damo]

No one is pointing a laser at my cock

 

[erikkellison]

This is the best thread I've ever read on Ridemonkey. Maybe because it's all too real. And to those that think this is a bad thread, I think there's some kind of self-confidence prudeness issue at hand here. If you can't laugh at yourself, you can still laugh at everyone else. If you don't like the topic because it's a non-issue, you can get always supplement your hormone levels...
Awesome.