This kinda made me laugh thought I would share
I knew Robbie Bourdon was short
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robbie drinks?!!! 
Thread of the year.
I heard a story once about cedric trying to convince him to ride a 24" kona instead of a 26".
I heard a story once about cedric trying to convince him to ride a 24" kona instead of a 26".
look out! its the sedative spitting transvestites!
w0w....Someone, ok...I won't kid around...the chick on the right fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down...Serious butterface....
not to mention it looks like shes got quite the obvious mark of a bad boob job just under her armpit.Secret Squirrel said:
As long as she's a bed-monkey...that's why they invented paper bags...here's an excuse even...
Her: "You want me to do what??"
Dude: "I like the whole asphyxiation thing...but..., well..., last time it didn't work out so well...so just wear the paper bag instead of a plastic one..."
Her: "O.K."
Her: "You want me to do what??"
Dude: "I like the whole asphyxiation thing...but..., well..., last time it didn't work out so well...so just wear the paper bag instead of a plastic one..."
Her: "O.K."
haaaaahahahahahahahahaSecret Squirrel said:As long as she's a bed-monkey...that's why they invented paper bags...here's an excuse even...
Her: "You want me to do what??"
Dude: "I like the whole asphyxiation thing...but..., well..., last time it didn't work out so well...so just wear the paper bag instead of a plastic one..."
Her: "O.K."
Bender is a hobbit too...
Kill it with fire!Secret Squirrel said:
Secret Squirrel said:
EEEeee-yikes.....
Actually, I reckon short dudes are less likely to get hurt when they fall.
I figure it works like this:
The shorter you are, the more like a ball. What happens when you drop a ball? It rolls and bounces and nothing snaps off.
I still would rather not be 5' nothing, though.
I figure it works like this:
The shorter you are, the more like a ball. What happens when you drop a ball? It rolls and bounces and nothing snaps off.
I still would rather not be 5' nothing, though.
the chick on the right looks light sydney steele, the pornography 'actress'
You see this is why I started surfing that one on the right would have been prescreened and nobody would let her near a surfer, she would be left to party on the lawn with all the poseur mid-westerners
no offense to mid-westerners as a group intended, just the poseur ones
no offense to mid-westerners as a group intended, just the poseur ones
gnurider1080 said:look out! its the sedative spitting transvestites!
RIP thread....
See previous Squirrel post...hooples3 said:
Hmmm...maybe busting on her would improve things...like lotion smoothes out rough skin....Thanks for the idea...
In all fairness I would sleep with her but I would use that paperbag line mentioned previosly in this thread.
Hell yes I would turn her away. Look at that claw of a left hand, I can just imagine it latching onto my bits and pieces and tearing them away as she cackled and howled like a banshee. No thanks.hooples3 said:
Robbie Bourdon and Josh Bender should do a section in a video together, and set it to The Safety Dance (If you've seen that music video, you know what I'm talking about)