I need help with a retort.
- Thread starter MMike
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What kind o' shop??? anything automotive, he'd know what an old 'bumper jack' (the tall ratcheting jack with a little lip on it to hook the car and raise it) is
you: Hey, you know how many bumper jacks will fit in a 55 gal drum?
victim: what? I don't know--- (any number)...
you: man, that is close-- guess again..
victim: after careful calculating (any number close to the original)..
you: Man you're even closer, but you are still just a jack off.....
properly executed, he'll be none the wiser to the joke and put some real thought into the question...
edit: Bada Bing!
you: Hey, you know how many bumper jacks will fit in a 55 gal drum?
victim: what? I don't know--- (any number)...
you: man, that is close-- guess again..
victim: after careful calculating (any number close to the original)..
you: Man you're even closer, but you are still just a jack off.....
properly executed, he'll be none the wiser to the joke and put some real thought into the question...
edit: Bada Bing!
I didn't know your name was sting?
MMike: What do you go by, length or diameter?
Matty: Excuse me?
MMile: I just want to know how you measure that stick up your ass.
Matty: Excuse me?
MMile: I just want to know how you measure that stick up your ass.
^^ winner!
I used that one too.....he just laughed
You said you've used a lot of these. I take it you're going for quantity due to a lack of quality?
I keep going back trying different ones....
Fine. Actions speak louder than words.
Wet your pants, then start running towards him "crotch-first" screaming "Who's laughing now?! Who's laughing now?!"
That oughtta sort him out.
Or I could tone it down.....I run at him with my buttered belly....like we all do sometimes?
Eraserhead..........
Salted or un-salted?
Then be his friend.
Just now:
Matty: I wish everyone could be as awesome as me. Do you have any idea how many girls' boobs I sign in a year?
Matty: I wish everyone could be as awesome as me. Do you have any idea how many girls' boobs I sign in a year?
This guy sounds totally awesome. I think you have already lost the battle.
I think I will be forced to give up...
Your signature is disturbing.
"People" seem to be fascinated with the fact that I can do it standing up.
so, he just signs them? Like, no motorboating?
I'm still fascinated with the fact that you can walk up-right.