What kind o' shop??? anything automotive, he'd know what an old 'bumper jack' (the tall ratcheting jack with a little lip on it to hook the car and raise it) is
you: Hey, you know how many bumper jacks will fit in a 55 gal drum?
victim: what? I don't know--- (any number)...
you: man, that is close-- guess again..
victim: after careful calculating (any number close to the original)..
you: Man you're even closer, but you are still just a jack off.....
properly executed, he'll be none the wiser to the joke and put some real thought into the question...
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