Yeah... vid in the bathroom. That's a good idea. So your office is COMPLETELY full of retards... and I'm not just referring to the person $hitting on the floor.
I stepped in poop
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I'm sure the layers will tell them they can't do that....
There was an incident in my old workplace where someone actually smeared poo all over the walls/door of the stall. Twice.
Pooping on the floor is bad enough. What kind of freak then decides to pick it up and fingerpaint?
Pooping on the floor is bad enough. What kind of freak then decides to pick it up and fingerpaint?
It was you, wasn't it?There was an incident in my old workplace where someone actually smeared poo all over the walls/door of the stall. Twice.
Pooping on the floor is bad enough. What kind of freak then decides to pick it up and fingerpaint?
But instead... sh!tshoe.
When I urban ride downtown I see poop behind buildings all the time. What's odd is that next to the poop... half the time there will be a pair of jeans or sweatpants.
Turd Burgle?
more like Turd Bungle.
more like Turd Bungle.
This sounds exactly like that one episode of South Park where somebody sh!t in the urinal and Mr. Mackey goes on a witch hunt to find out who did it.
Maybe someone never got over the fact that your drove a Hummer.
The poop is well deserved.
The poop is well deserved.
I got a resolution for you. Next time it happens, place a good solid step in the center of it and proceed to walk through out the entire office area asking each individual if they smell something (quickly so as not to let them point at your boot).
One of two things will happen:
A: The offender actually gets freaked out once you ****stomp their cubicle
B: Management barfs, calls a security company and installs plexiglass doors and vented floor grates
One of two things will happen:
A: The offender actually gets freaked out once you ****stomp their cubicle
B: Management barfs, calls a security company and installs plexiglass doors and vented floor grates
Some kid came in and use the bathroom on Monday. There was a solo turd by the door after he left. I plan to spray Halt on the next kid that comes in and wants to use the bathroom.
Update:
Turd Burglar has struck again - this morning someone found a big pile of poop in the urinal. Forensic testing shows that it has been there for a little over 12 hours ....
So I'm sure in this mornings mgmt meeting we will be talking about poop again.
Turd Burglar has struck again - this morning someone found a big pile of poop in the urinal. Forensic testing shows that it has been there for a little over 12 hours ....
So I'm sure in this mornings mgmt meeting we will be talking about poop again.
Phantom di@k kid is also the turd bungler!
Bwahahah!
Trying not to weird my coworkers out by laughing.
Bwahahah!
Trying not to weird my coworkers out by laughing.
It's been a little over two weeks and no poop.... MGMT asked for a list of everyone thats on vacation.
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hah hah...was gonna give this one a creative tag and started typing in the tag search field by accident.
Type "konabumm" and watch what starts to auto fill....
Type "konabumm" and watch what starts to auto fill....
Right thread.