[JRB]

Sure I've been riding for 27 years (well, okay in fairness, only been mtn biking for 16 of those) - but this is my very first post on any forum - now I too am reborn as a newbie - sweet, I haven't checked to see if my shins are once again baby smooth but I'll report back - thanks for the inspiration

Do not - I repeat do not, ask any questions???

 

[Ciaran]

why cant we be friends

and i dont know the rest of the song

Dude, you can't just come in and start crashing someone elses party. You gotta bring something to the party if you want in, especially if your we're not invited in the first place. Me, I offered to share my Guinness and Chronic in my very first post. And look at me now, I have gotten ignored by older members, got into an offline "Discussion" with a moderator, and have been bitch slapped. Hell, I have even posted in one of Stosh's Good Morning threads. Of course I was still ingored by the old guys. But hey, better to be ignored than made to look a fool. (I do that fine by myself!)

And hey, it could be worse... you could be saddled with some weird custom title that you hate. And yeah, this thread is lame.

 

[s1ngletrack]

Thanks for the advice - but honestly I've lurked on enough forums to know better than to trust %95 percent of the answers given, even if I had a question. BTW - my shins haven't changed.

 

[TheMontashu]

HAHAHAHAHAHA your shooting yourselfs in the foot. you have help newbs because all your doing is discuraging them and if you want the sport to grow you had best stop

 

[BMXman]

people are a little to uptight in this thread..I agree with Heidi lets help them and guide them in the right direction...they are the future you know....anyway I don't think post count should have anything to do with it...2 people I can think of off the top of my head Internal14 and Nobody make worthwhile contributions and neither has a terribly high post count...

oh and one more thing...misspelling words every now and again is ok but on a constant basis....you look like a dumb@ss and you will get little respect on this board...remember Helltaco...my head use to hurt just trying to comprehend what he was trying to say.

Spread the Newbie:heart:....D

 

[DVNT]

HAHAHAHAHAHA your shooting yourselfs in the foot. you have help newbs because all your doing is discuraging them and if you want the sport to grow you had best stop

this gives me a headache. I've tried reading it out loud 5 times already,

can someone tell me what "the montashu" is trying to say here???

 

[JRB]

HAHAHAHAHAHA your shooting yourselfs in the foot. you have help newbs because all your doing is discuraging them and if you want the sport to grow you had best stop

I'm on the noobs side, but you should ride your bike to the library. I hate when people have no concept of grammar usage. A mistake here and there, fine. Just being dumb is bad. It's not ok just because you are on the Internet. :mumble:

Come back after English class. That's right. It's not "Engrish".

 

[JRB]

this gives me a headache. I've tried reading it out loud 5 times already,

can someone tell me what "the montashu" is trying to say here???

See above and below.

 

[Skookum]

i like 12 grain bread.

 

[DVNT]

I'm on the noobs side, but you should ride your bike to the library. I hate when people have no concept of grammar usage. A mistake here and there, fine. Just being dumb is bad. It's not ok just because you are on the Internet. :mumble:

Come back after English class. That's right. It's not "Engrish".

LOL!
That is....ummm to the point! Ha ha ha ha.
Maybe he isn't a native speaker.

 

[douglas]

 

[jdcamb]

i like 12 grain bread.

I need a oil change.....

 

[LordOpie]

:evil:

 

[jdcamb]

Wow Doug. A gloryhole smiley. What is this world coming to??

 

[I Are Baboon]

Why is it when you pass gas in your cubicle, someone always walks in and needs to talk?

 

[llkoolkeg]

Ever since High School, I have loved newbies and their boobies. Nothing like a fresh croppa 'nanny every Fall to keep you coming back to class!

 

[manhattanprjkt83]

Ever since High School, I have loved newbies and their boobies. Nothing like a fresh croppa 'nanny every Fall to keep you coming back to class!

You got that right, that is my motivation to go back to school this semester mmmmmmmmmmm freshman neaky:

 

[jdcamb]

Why is it when you pass gas in your cubicle, someone always walks in and needs to talk?

Did they still need to talk to you?

Lesson #58 in the Knucks school of office co-worker/annoyance avoidance - Constantly drop bombs in your cube to avoid your co-workers from entering your cube space.

Works awesome most of the time for me neaky:

jdcamb

 

[Flakey Jake]

Seeing as how I probably have the lowest post count of anyone here I'd like to take this opportunity to tell you guys that I plan on buying some Roll-X tires soon!!! R.C. Likes em so they can't be bad!!! hehe

 

[I Are Baboon]

Did they still need to talk to you?

Lesson #58 in the Knucks school of office co-worker/annoyance avoidance - Constantly drop bombs in your cube to avoid your co-workers from entering your cube space.

Works awesome most of the time for me neaky:

jdcamb

A woman walked into my cube today and asked me if I smelled hotdogs.

LOL!

That wasn't hotdogs.

 

[Echo]

A woman walked into my cube today and asked me if I smelled hotdogs.

LOL!

That wasn't hotdogs.

BWAAAAAAH

 

[jdcamb]

A woman walked into my cube today and asked me if I smelled hotdogs.

LOL!

That wasn't hotdogs.

I sprayed Dr Pepper everywhere. That was precious......

 

[LordOpie]

lmao! hotdogs? Best post of the day.

 

[dh girlie]

Do you mean sounded or hypocritical? :devil:

Nice avatar there...I'll be seeing social d next monday night in Santa Cruz!

 

[JRB]

A woman walked into my cube today and asked me if I smelled hotdogs.

LOL!

That wasn't hotdogs.

Gorgeous

 

[MtnBikerNJ]

 

[Transcend]

hordogs. HOTDOGS.

i spit my damn drink everywhere. Way to go, damn yankee.

 

[Transcend]

wow some of you people a judgmental. jest couse i cant spell gives you know right to judge, o wate nothing but meating the person and having a long convorsation with them gives you that right. not now tha my panties are all unkotted.
why cant we be friends

why cant we be friends

and i dont know the rest of the song

punctuation, grammar and spelling are your friends. Learn to use them.

 

[BMXman]

I sprayed Dr Pepper everywhere. That was precious......

same here except it was chips and salsa

 

[Transcend]

same here except it was chips and salsa

that's some messy shiz...

 

[johnbryanpeters]

Which kind of bread should I like?

Shaddup, n00b, we're ignoring you!

 

[TheMontashu]

jest dont spill romen on your lap i know a guy who did that and needed recunstructive surgery to go pee

 

[JRB]

jest dont spill romen on your lap i know a guy who did that and needed recunstructive surgery to go pee

Shouldn't you be in bed to get ready for school?

 

[Rip]

jest dont spill romen on your lap i did and needed recunstructive surgery to go pee

Please too much information.

 

[LordOpie]

Shouldn't you be in bed to get ready for school?

He's homeschooled, but both his parents work 70 hours a week

 

[fuzzynutz]

It's pathetic for someone to think they are superior to/have more intelligent things to say than someone who has just started posting on an internet forum.

 

[LordOpie]

It's pathetic for someone to think they are superior to/have more intelligent things to say than someone who has just started posting on an internet forum.

GO BUFFALOES!

 

[JRB]

It's pathetic for someone to think they are superior to/have more intelligent things to say than someone who has just started posting on an internet forum.

Please reword this. We will give you a chance since you haven't had much practice.

 

[LordOpie]

Please reword this. We will give you a chance since you haven't had much practice.

He goes to a party college, cut him some slack

 

[erikkellison]

Has anyone else noticed that primarily Canadian riders call a fork "forks?" I had never heard it until I helped a Canadian build a bike (granted he was a n00b), and since then, heard it a lot out of Canadian-accented mouths, yet never still from a Washingtonian mouth. I'm not saying Washingtonians are better or anything, just wondering if they're marketed up there as forks' or if bike shop employees call them that, propagating the misnomer.
Not that it needs to be said, but post count means nothing. I have learned very little from internet boards that I did not already know before I got into them. That's not to say they're a valuable resource (extremely valuable), but just that I knew what I was talking about before I got here. I can't be the only one, heck, there were biker genius' before there was the internet.