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Tashi

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Mar 6, 2003
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Yep, 'round these parts (Canada) they're called forks. I couldn't tell ya how that "misnomer" is maintained though, that's just what we call 'em.

You guys with the high post counts are soooo cool -- all that time on the internet and all.
 

manhattanprjkt83

Rusty Trombone
Jul 10, 2003
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Tashi said:
Yep, 'round these parts (Canada) they're called forks. I couldn't tell ya how that "misnomer" is maintained though, that's just what we call 'em.

You guys with the high post counts are soooo cool -- all that time on the internet and all.

newb.
 

Tashi

Monkey
Mar 6, 2003
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NOOB pride mo-fos!

p.s.: not a noobie, I've been mountain biking for the last 12 years. Just so yall don't get fooled by the post count.
 

golgiaparatus

Out of my element
Aug 30, 2002
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manhattanprjkt83 said:
The DH forum is getting really bad "what is a good DH bike for big drops?" I think that was posted, as well as "post Brooklyn pics" when there was a sticky about Brooklyn porn right on top of the forum :mumble: . I said it once and I’ll say it again, we should not tolerate MTBR behavior, there are plenty of boards for people to go and ask frivolous questions, flame on monkeys.
WTF?!

I guess this is the b!tch about stupid $hit thread?
Since when did the :monkey: become a place for snobby assfaces?

Why cant a newbie be welcome?

:nope: <---for shame
 

TheMontashu

Pourly Tatteued Jeu
Mar 15, 2004
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im home schooled realy??? that news to me. it thought i started school september 8th

o and opie dont you have anything better to do than put down a kid probably half your weight????? i no i forgot you need to make yourself feel important by putting me down im sorry proceed with making youself feel like a real man
 
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JRB

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TheMontashu said:
im home schooled realy??? that news to me. it thought i started school september 8th

o and opie dont you have anything better to do than put down a kid probably half your weight????? i no i forgot you need to make yourself feel important by putting me down im sorry proceed with making youself feel like a real man

Rock on brutha. No one will notice how bad it is if you are so in their face. :stupid:
 

Curb Hucker

I am an idiot
Feb 4, 2004
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TheMontashu said:
i was trying to be nice but im getting sick of it
then go away you little (edited), learn how to type, punctuate, spell, and not be an asshat or leave :angry:

(i didnt get this custom title for nothing) Ive allready dont away with 3 newbies :cool:
 

LordOpie

MOTHER HEN
Oct 17, 2002
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ViolentVolante said:
then go away you little (edited), learn how to type, punctuate, spell, and not be an asshat or leave :angry:

(i didnt get this custom title for nothing) Ive allready dont away with 3 newbies :cool:
wow, I've never seen you post and you claim to have dispatched 3 newbies. Well done! Granted, that's like trying to have sex with a chick you drugged, but hey, we take success where we find it, eh?
 

Skookum

bikey's is cool
Jul 26, 2002
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golgiaparatus said:
Dude, I have a 14 grain bread at home... 1 more grain and I think the bag would explode and grain would just fly all over my house! Thats living on the wild side.
Like wow man........ wow..........
 
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JRB

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ViolentVolante said:
then go away you little (edited), learn how to type, punctuate, spell, and not be an asshat or leave :angry:

(i didnt get this custom title for nothing) Ive allready dont away with 3 newbies :cool:

Nice usage of crap spelling and punctuation so he can read it. :thumb:
 

TheMontashu

Pourly Tatteued Jeu
Mar 15, 2004
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I'm homeless
do you guys ride, or do you try and make yoursefs feel better by talking crap???

WOW if newbs did what you wanted and left no one would help this sport expand. If this sport didnt expand there wouldn't be R and D into DH and freeride stuff, you people are fools and quite clearly shooting yoursefs in the foot by being rude. i have tried to be nice and not start stuff. now eather show some respect or shove it up your ass
 

SkaredShtles

Michael Bolton
Sep 21, 2003
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TheMontashu said:
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WOW if newbs did what you wanted and left no one would help this sport expand. If this sport didnt expand there wouldn't be R and D into DH and freeride stuff, you people are fools and quite clearly shooting yoursefs in the foot by being rude. i have tried to be nice and not start stuff. now eather show some respect or shove it up your ass
Ummm.... some of us don't care if the sport "expands." In fact, I don't care if everyone gives it up altogether......

And respect is not something demanded........

-S.S.-
 

LordOpie

MOTHER HEN
Oct 17, 2002
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well, he is 15.

In addition to people giving up biking, would most of y'all give up skiing and boarding too? Thanks in advance for your cooperation :evil:
 

SkaredShtles

Michael Bolton
Sep 21, 2003
67,804
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In a van.... down by the river
LordOpie said:
well, he is 15.
Excellent! I never want to jump right to a conclusion...... but, well, you know. In the immortal words of.... mmmm... I dunno - some old curmudgeon: "these whippersnappers don't know $hit!" :p

In addition to people giving up biking, would most of y'all give up skiing and boarding too? Thanks in advance for your cooperation :evil:
:stupid: And hiking and backpacking. And climbing. Oh, and going to the mountains for pretty much everything else.....

-S.S.-
 
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TheMontashu said:
do you guys ride, or do you try and make yoursefs feel better by talking crap???

WOW if newbs did what you wanted and left no one would help this sport expand. If this sport didnt expand there wouldn't be R and D into DH and freeride stuff, you people are fools and quite clearly shooting yoursefs in the foot by being rude. i have tried to be nice and not start stuff. now eather show some respect or shove it up your ass

Are you up in the R3SP3CT cape cult holmes??? Don't be tryin to dish no respect yo. :stosh:
 
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TheMontashu said:
I know I am new here and you would forget about me by morning, but I can't help drawing attention to myself.

Whatever, at least you finally composed a sentance. :thumb:

Oh wait that was just me mocking you. Go on.
 

Salami

Turbo Monkey
Jul 17, 2003
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Waxhaw, NC
TheMontashu said:
do you guys ride, or do you try and make yoursefs feel better by talking crap???

WOW if newbs did what you wanted and left no one would help this sport expand. If this sport didnt expand there wouldn't be R and D into DH and freeride stuff, you people are fools and quite clearly shooting yoursefs in the foot by being rude. i have tried to be nice and not start stuff. now eather show some respect or shove it up your ass
:stosh:

You will find that you will get very little respect here, if any, until you learn how to spell and use punctuation correctly. :nope:
 

Transcend

My Nuts Are Flat
Apr 18, 2002
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Towing the party line.
Tashi said:
Yep, 'round these parts (Canada) they're called forks.
oh they are, are they? That is news to me, and i have lived here for 22 years of the 26 i have been on the planet...

I think you mean some people in canada just happen to be morons and don't know what the hell they are talking about.
 

Transcend

My Nuts Are Flat
Apr 18, 2002
18,040
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Towing the party line.
TheMontashu said:
i was trying to be nice but im getting sick of it
Then learn to make your posts legible. Try this: type your posts up in a world processing program. Run the spell check. Now see all those red and green underlines? This is the crap we have to decypher just to try and understand what the hell you are saying.
 

Tashi

Monkey
Mar 6, 2003
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Transcend said:
oh they are, are they? That is news to me, and i have lived here for 22 years of the 26 i have been on the planet...

I think you mean some people in canada just happen to be morons and don't know what the hell they are talking about.
WOW simmer down there guy, ya might blow an o-ring.
 

LordOpie

MOTHER HEN
Oct 17, 2002
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Transcend said:
Sure, how bout you not throw around broad generalizations that make an entire country look like a bunch of morons?
:rolleyes:
Wait, are we talking about Canada or France? I'm always mixing you two up :D
 
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JRB

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Transcend said:
Sure, how bout you not throw around broad generalizations that make an entire country look like a bunch of morons?
:rolleyes:

It happens every day in America. Take the new kid for instance.
 

Tashi

Monkey
Mar 6, 2003
141
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Transcend said:
Sure, how bout you not throw around broad generalizations that make an entire country look like a bunch of morons?
:rolleyes:

O.K., since it matters so much to you:

In my experience, everyone calls them "forks". We're all morons I guess.

I'm outta here, the atmosphere stinks (and I might be partly to blame for biting on this damn topic)
 

Transcend

My Nuts Are Flat
Apr 18, 2002
18,040
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Towing the party line.
Tashi said:
O.K., since it matters so much to you:

In my experience, everyone calls them "forks". We're all morons I guess.

I'm outta here, the atmosphere stinks (and I might be partly to blame for biting on this damn topic)
I would like to point out that, no, not EVERYONE calls them "forks". As I, for one, do not. Neither does anyone I know and I happen to live in Canada.

Also, the atmosphere stinks lately due to ridiculous threads like this one. :dead:
 

Skookum

bikey's is cool
Jul 26, 2002
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Everybody posting in the last few pages needs to seriously get over themselves, chill the **** out, and eat some 12 grain bread. Seriously 12 grain bread will show you the way......
 
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