Does medicare cover a bidet?good to hear from you, glad to see you haven't lost your sense of humor. don't worry about wiping your own butt...enjoy it while it lasts!
take care buddy
Link to bidet related materials...(weak, but maybe he'll laugh at it and piss himself)
Hulu - Saturday Night Live: Bidet@@AMEPARAM@@http://www.hulu.com/embed/PH6jwhfGbNre9H0JY923kw@@AMEPARAM@@PH6jwhfGbNre9H0JY923kw