[Ciaran]

Watch me jump and fart at the same time. It's pretty cool.

Watch where you aim that thing. I don't want any funky azz smell round here.

I'm gay... there...Now the truth comes out

That's OK... you can go race the womens class.

 

[ncrider]

That's OK. I'll do DHG after DRB, MMIKE, H8R, Lovebuny, Metal, chicodude01, dirtjumpP.1, BV, Shyrmp, Capatain Jack...

You sure about that?

 

[DRB]

Yes I hate shaving my junk, I'm sure about that.

You trying to get this thread locked/deleted?

 

[ncrider]

You trying to get this thread onto the Junk wagon?

No just saying shaving isn't the best idea. Using clippers will yield less irritation.

 

[Ciaran]

I'm surprised this thread hasn't been locked/deleted with all this talk of me shaving ncriders junk. Mmmm... juuuuunk...

You keep talking like that and it will be.

 

[ncrider]

You keep rubbin my junk, DRB, and it will be all over you soon.

Wow, you could have just PM'd each other that.

 

[ito]

Wow, could you just PM me the photos of you guys shaving eachother's junks, I need some tips

I hear it makes everything look bigger.

The Ito

 

[stinkyboy]

Wow, I shaved my junk and realized I only have one testicle.

Dude, see a doctor.

 

[ito]

Dude, see a Chris Carmicheal, you might be the next Lance!

Do you have a number I could reach him at?

The Ito

 

[Ciaran]

What's your number, sweetie. Where can I touch you at?

Love,
The Ito

Can we please keep the gay luvin to a minimum?

 

[ncrider]

Can we please talk about animal luvin?

Gross! So thats why you have all those cats, eh.

 

[Secret Squirrel]

Why is my pussy smelly??...Do I need to go to the vet??!!??

Please don't share that with the group....

 

[Ciaran]

Please share. I love group sex with

And people say Stosh doesn't ride. Ha!

 

[Zark]

And people say Stosh doesn't ride me. Ha!

No one said that dude

 

[DRB]

I wanna be in a Wilson Phillips cover band.

Okay that's it. This thread as officially gone too far.

 

[ncrider]

Okay that's it! I officialy wear Depends.

Really me too!

 

[DRB]

Really me too!

Did you ever have parties in college where the beer was free until the first person pissed? Depends work but not as well as you would hope in that type of situation.

 

[stinkyboy]

I'm really a tool

Yea, we know.

 

[DRB]

Yea, we know.

BUNNY BUNNY BUNNY BUNNY BUNNY BUNNY BUNNY BUNNY BUNNY BUNNY BUNNY BUNNY BUNNY BUNNY BUNNY BUNNY BUNNY BUNNY BUNNY BUNNY BUNNY BUNNY BUNNY BUNNY BUNNY BUNNY BUNNY BUNNY BUNNY BUNNY BUNNY BUNNY BUNNY
We love the f'ing BUNNY.

 

[stinkyboy]

Did you ever have parties in college where the beer was free until the first person pissed? Depends work but not as well as you would hope in that type of situation.

There was a college bar that had that action back in the day. Kinda bizarre, now that I think about it.

 

[stinkyboy]

BUNNY BUNNY BUNNY BUNNY BUNNY BUNNY BUNNY BUNNY BUNNY BUNNY BUNNY BUNNY BUNNY BUNNY BUNNY BUNNY BUNNY BUNNY BUNNY BUNNY BUNNY BUNNY BUNNY BUNNY BUNNY BUNNY BUNNY BUNNY BUNNY BUNNY BUNNY BUNNY BUNNY
We love the f'ing BUNNY.

I wish the animation could be more than 2 freaking frames...


:evil:

 

[ncrider]

There was a college bar that I tried to pick up on chicks at back in the day. Kinda bizarre, now that I think about it becuase I just love all you e-friends so much more!.

What are you high man?

 

[Ciaran]

I was at a gay bar that had that action in the back. Kinda bizarre, but I liked it.


:love:

I just have no idea why you all keep posting about your secret personal lives.

Oh man, I am so high!

That was too easy.

 

[stinkyboy]

I just have no idea why I wake up with older men every morning.

You were born like that right?

 

[ncrider]

I just ate a bugger and it was so easy.

I'm leaving the office and going riding right now! See y'all later.

 

[Zark]

My hippy sandals show off my mangled toes

No kidding hippy, nothing the patchouli can't clear up

 

[stinkyboy]

When I open my mouth on a microphone, it makes me feel all tingly inside

Dude, get some counseling!

Off to happy hour!

 

[Zark]

Off to happy hour! Has anyone seen my toe?

After a couple drink you'll forget all about it

 

[Reactor]

After a shaving my junk, you'll forget all about it

Ouch!, I wouldn't trust anyone to do that.

 

[DRB]

I pooped a turtle.

So Zark's wants to be in Wilson Phillips tribute band?

 

[Ciaran]

I'm in a Wilson Phillips tribute band with Zark and MMike. I'm the fat one.

Where do you play?

 

[hooples3]

Your the fat one? do you want to play hide the salami???

I am allergic to processed meats

 

[DRB]

I am allergic but olive loaf is worth death.

Speaking of lunch, I had fish tacos yesterday, I'm thinking thai today. Either that or a pound of bacon.

 

[robdamanii]

Speaking of lunch, I'm going to pound some bacon during lunch.

Who would this "bacon" be?

 

[Ciaran]

Would you please make this "bacon" me?

Now we're degrading breakfast foods! Have you no shame?

 

[Reactor]

I have no shame when degrading you with breakfast foods!

Wow!, That sounds like a problem for Doctor Phil.

 

[lux]

See, the problem, Doctor, is when I tinkle. It makes my peepee hurt real bad.

Bacon pounding with no protection again?

 

[ncrider]

I've been pounding with no protection again.

My after work ride was fun, but a bit too hot for me.

 

[DRB]

My after work ride was fun, but a bit too hot for me.

So your sister is hot?

 

[robdamanii]

Your sister is hot? May I?

You really should have done that in private.