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James Stewart Arrested!!

eaterofdog

ass grabber
Sep 8, 2006
8,364
1,609
Central Florida
"the Tiger Woods of supercross"

If any black person is in a typically white activity, they are the Tiger Woods of that activity.
The Tiger Woods of hockey
The Tiger Woods of embezzlement
The Tiger Woods of pretentious drinking
The Tiger Woods of sunscreen
 

jonKranked

Detective Dookie
Nov 10, 2005
86,105
24,638
media blackout
"the Tiger Woods of supercross"

If any black person is in a typically white activity, they are the Tiger Woods of that activity.
The Tiger Woods of hockey
The Tiger Woods of embezzlement
The Tiger Woods of pretentious drinking
The Tiger Woods of sunscreen
The Tiger Woods of Graduating College
 

KavuRider

Turbo Monkey
Jan 30, 2006
2,565
4
CT
Come to think of it, I'm surprised there isn't another BIGHITR thread saying how he has failed as a role model...

Maybe if Red Bull dumps him.
 

eaterofdog

ass grabber
Sep 8, 2006
8,364
1,609
Central Florida
This is a popular central Florida pastime.

It's usually weird white dudes with a law enforcement fixation.

He's the Tiger Woods of police impersonation.
 

stoney

Part of the unwashed, middle-American horde
Jul 26, 2006
21,669
7,353
Colorado
Do you also play all 18 holes ;)

Funny he got arrested, but like most rich sports athletes, i doubt it will stick
Impersonation + Black + Rich = homeslice is taking the back end on this one.
 

Jeremy R

<b>x</b>
Nov 15, 2001
9,698
1,053
behind you with a snap pop
I used to have a dip$hit friend who kept a blue light under his drivers seat.
He would use it on the interstate to get people out of the fast lane so he could get by.:rofl:
Effective. Really f***ing stupid, but effective none the less.
 

demo 9

Turbo Monkey
Jan 31, 2007
5,910
46
north jersey
I used to have a dip$hit friend who kept a blue light under his drivers seat.
He would use it on the interstate to get people out of the fast lane so he could get by.:rofl:
Effective. Really f***ing stupid, but effective none the less.
Train horns work well and get you in alot less trouble.
 

bizutch

Delicate CUSTOM flower
Dec 11, 2001
15,929
24
Over your shoulder whispering
I used to have a dip$hit friend who kept a blue light under his drivers seat.
He would use it on the interstate to get people out of the fast lane so he could get by.:rofl:
Effective. Really f***ing stupid, but effective none the less.
I think that is our most common thread is growing up with moronic friends and too many back roads. Every teenager around here either belonged to the local volunteer fire department or their dad did. Ripping down back roads running a red roof light pulling a Starsky and Hutch motif was the norm.

Common place in NC/SC...not so much in metro FL.:rolleyes:

this screams COP to me:

What? You've never been pulled by a helicopter??