[bizutch]

So shall we start a pool? what will the first house related disaster be? Flooded basement? exploding toilet?

Or.....next door neighbour is a fat nudist, with no curtains...that is just learning to play the clarinet?

Or water from the neighbor's pool flooding the yard?
Neighbors cutting across the back 40 on ATV's?
Neighbors pooping in the driveway?
Neighbor's playing music too loud and needing a cop with measuring tape?
Neighbors work at a helicopter joint and stop by to chat him up about RM?
Neighbor owns a fixie and rips his bike off his roof rack in a shouting match?
Neighbor is justgonefirefightin' and there's boobies galore?

 

[Total Heckler]

I am officially a home owner!

Moving starts tonight! We will officially be living in the house Halloween weekend (just in time for my wife's birthday on Halloween).

 

[JeffKill]

Neighbor is justgonefirefightin' and there's boobies galore?

This would never be considered a disaster.