[dan-o]

Just respond and tell her you aren't interested in reconnecting.
That will most likely end it.
If not then you can try a legal route but I don't think she's done anything but made you uncomfortable at this point.

 

[jonKranked]

but I don't think she's done anything but made you uncomfortable at this point.

might depend more on the backstory for this.

 

[I Are Baboon]

trusted Monkey brethren ?

 

[Adventurous]

It's encouraging to see that with as much time as he has on Ridemonkey the hope is still alive.

 

[jonKranked]

It's encouraging to see that with as much time as he has on Ridemonkey the hope is still alive.

on life support, but technically alive

 

[Adventurous]

on life support, but technically alive

He should be Ridemonkey's Optimism Ambassador.

 

[jstuhlman]

have you tried siccing bears with lightsabers on her?
asking for @Westy

 

[AngryMetalsmith]

I fear that any response from me will not only confirm that she has located me, but will escalate the situation.

 

[jonKranked]

I fear that any response from me will not only confirm that she has located me, but will escalate the situation.

is she trying to sell you an e-bike?

 

[jonKranked]

also, you know there are apps for blocking unwanted numbers?

 

[jonKranked]

seriously though, there is some crucial backstory context we need here.

 

[Jm_]

I fear that any response from me will not only confirm that she has located me, but will escalate the situation.

So you’re saying there’s a chance?

 

[roflbox]

 

[AngryMetalsmith]

Just talked to a bike cop who I've known for several years, and he advised not to respond to her and to talk to an attorney. He also said I could do a background check on her to see if she's ever been arrested.

 

[TN]

wait...the drama was back when you where 13? So maybe 20 years ago? (assuming you are 33-ish)

 

[Westy]

a little context might be good. was she the neighborhood cougar? or more of the crazy cat lady that would give out random household objects at halloween?

I'm guessing AMS is one of those middle school kids that was banging his teacher.

 

[AngryMetalsmith]

wait...the drama was back when you where 13? So maybe 20 years ago? (assuming you are 33-ish)

Lay off the Patchouli Hippy it's affecting your reading comprehension and math skills.

It was more than three decades ago. That's 30+ years ago.

 

[AngryMetalsmith]

a little context might be good. was she the neighborhood cougar? or more of the crazy cat lady that would give out random household objects at halloween?

I'm guessing AMS is one of those middle school kids that was banging his teacher.

We were both around 13 years old. She wasn't a crazy cat lady or "too hot for teacher" a la David Lee Roth.

 

[TN]

Lay off the Patchouli Hippy it's affecting your reading comprehension and math skills.

It was more than three decades ago. That's 30+ years ago.

i figured you were younger than me for some reason.
and my math was on point.

 

[boostindoubles]

What if she says you guys have a kid??

 

[TN]

What if she says you guys have a kid??

It wouldn't be a kid anymore.

 

[AngryMetalsmith]

It wouldn't be a kid anymore.

And here I thought you couldn't do math.

 

[AngryMetalsmith]

What if she says you guys have a kid??

Then that'd be the second coming of the carpenter guy.

 

[jonKranked]

We were both around 13 years old. She wasn't a crazy cat lady or "too hot for teacher" a la David Lee Roth.

Did you find a dead body with her and poke it with a stick?

 

[I Are Baboon]

Please keep us posted on whether or not you get your bike back.

 

[jonKranked]

You two summoned a demon?
You made someone go insane?
You robbed a bank together?

 

[jstuhlman]

 

[jdcamb]

None of our business. We need to respect that....

 

[eric strt6]

probably a psycho that is hunting down and killing every guy from Jr High that did not fall for her charms and in so doing wronged her leaving deep emotional scars.

I recommend owning a 12 gauge pump action shotgun

 

[jonKranked]

probably a psycho that is hunting down and killing every guy from Jr High that did not fall for her charms and in so doing wronged her leaving deep emotional scars.

I recommend owning a 12 gauge pump action shotgun

 

[JohnE]

Just talked to a bike cop who I've known for several years, and he advised not to respond to her and to talk to an attorney. He also said I could do a background check on her to see if she's ever been arrested.

Gotta pay for such things, and it could be problematic for him if he does it and she turns up wanted for something. I trust you have googled her (Not a euphemism...) and done everything you can to find out if she is relatively clean?

Have you thought about faking your death?

 

[jdcamb]

If your counsel cannot help you with this slight matter then he/she needs to be let go. Think of how lopsided that relationship is and dismiss the greedy fuck.

 

[AngryMetalsmith]

Gotta pay for such things, and it could be problematic for him if he does it and she turns up wanted for something. I trust you have googled her (Not a euphemism...) and done everything you can to find out if she is relatively clean?

Have you thought about faking your death?

Actually, I have not done a very thorough job with teh google.

Faking my own death would elevate me to Regional Man of Mystery. Something to consider...

 

[AngryMetalsmith]

If your counsel cannot help you with this slight matter then he/she needs to be let go. Think of how lopsided that relationship is and dismiss the greedy fuck.

Woah there. I haven't contacted a lawyer yet and may not if she just stops. But if I do it will be an attorney who I know is well up to the task.

 

[Westy]

Reply with dick pics, but not yours. Consider a homeless dude or a great dane.

 

[AngryMetalsmith]

Reply with dick pics, but not yours. Consider a homeless dude or a great dane.

I'm no expert, but I don't think that's quite the right way to go about hiring an attorney.

 

[Westy]

I'm no expert, but I don't think that's quite the right way to go about hiring an attorney.

If you want to pay full price it is certainly not the right way.

 

[jonKranked]

If you want to pay full price it is certainly not the right way.

Yea, you need to write "help!" on your dong

 

[AngryMetalsmith]

If you want to pay full price it is certainly not the right way.

So you get a discount for giving a lawyer the shaft ?

 

[jstuhlman]

i am officially unsubscribbled from this thread until backstory is delivered.