[sethimus]

-fabio will scream KEEP THOSE BRAKES OPEN (seriously, who the fuck talks about open brakes???)

someone is going to remember his true name

 

[slimshady]

someone is going to remember his true name

Brain farted!

 

[schwaaa31]

That crash by Wright is brutal. That rock was just being a dick by chasing him down after, IMO.
http://www.vitalmtb.com/videos/features/ROCK-SMASHING-DH-Vital-RAW-Lenzerheide-World-Cup,34027/sspomer,2

 

[Sandwich]

warner will gleek over danny hart, who will finish respectably but not on the podium

 

[SylentK]

Gwin's IG says he tore open his knee (flesh wound), but doc says he can ride. If it rips open, he'll just get it sewn back up.

Ouch. Good luck Gwinny

 

[StiHacka]

The dominance of 29ers will finally be established.
You know it is inevitable...

 

[iRider]

After two runs, i mostly felt a) my arms hurting and b) utter boredom (and i'm not a good rider).

I don't know man, but I am never bored when I am on two wheels, ever!
The arm pump is another story though....

 

[iRider]

-fabio will scream KEEP THOSE BRAKES OPEN (seriously, who the fuck talks about open brakes???)

Maybe someone whose native tongue is German and who directly translates it to English.

 

[manhattanprjkt83]

my prediction is someone will go 'fastest', and someone else will be 'gutted'.

 

[manhattanprjkt83]

Maybe someone whose native tongue is German and who directly translates it to English.

This is b00lshit. His English is excellent, maybe I should open my brakes more?

 

[kidwoo]

This is b00lshit. His English is excellent, maybe I should open my brakes more?

Open the brakes......open the mind.


Only then can you truly open your heart my friend.

 

[jonKranked]

Open the brakes......open the mind.


Only then can you truly open your heart my friend.

...open to the lizard dick

 

[jonKranked]

Now that Peter Sagan is out of le Tour, I think it's high time (

) he join the ranks of DH racing. He would fit right in.

 

[StiHacka]

Now that Peter Sagan is out of le Tour, I think it's high time ( View attachment 125788 ) he join the ranks of DH racing. He would fit right in.

What he did at the olympics in Rio was not very nice though.

 

[jonKranked]

What he did at the olympics in Rio was not very nice though.

Pretty sure you're thinking of Crybaby Cavendish

 

[StiHacka]

Pretty sure you're thinking of Crybaby Cavendish

Nah, I am talking about him stealing the MTB XC race spot from a guy who was riding his ass off for 4 years to get Slovakia their spot in the olympic race. Sagan just didn't feel like road racing and grounded that guy.

 

[jonKranked]

Nah, I am talking about him stealing the MTB XC race spot from a guy who was riding his ass off for 4 years to get Slovakia their spot in the olympic race. Sagan just didn't feel like road racing and grounded that guy.

This is what canvendesh did in the Olympic

 

[weedkilla]

...open to the lizard dick

Open your brakes, the rest will follow

 

[norbar]

Nah, I am talking about him stealing the MTB XC race spot from a guy who was riding his ass off for 4 years to get Slovakia their spot in the olympic race. Sagan just didn't feel like road racing and grounded that guy.

Care to elaborate?

 

[aaronjb]

To be fair, without the mechanical Sagan may have been in medal contention at Rio.

 

[Sandro]

 

[Sandro]

More rawness, Bruni on rails again:

 

[Mo(n)arch]

The dominance of 29ers will finally be established.
You know it is inevitable...

That's it. No more missionary for me again.

 

[FlipSide]

More rawness, Bruni on rails again:

Good stuff, but damn that rolling boulder hit to the arm at 1:06 was painful to watch.

 

[Sandwich]

if a roadie can just drop in and win the MTB race at the olympics, then it wasn't a mtb race.

 

[StiHacka]

Care to elaborate?

http://www.cyclingnews.com/news/peter-sagan-awarded-slovakias-sole-olympic-games-mountain-bike-spot

Michal Lami got slovakia the nomination but his spot was awarded to Sagan who did not like the hilly road course in Rio.

 

[slyfink]

Quali results are rolling in. Matt Walker is listed as DNS. Any word about that? He must be pretty banged up to not even break the beam? It was fun to watch him and Finn duke it out. Hope he's ok.

 

[Sandro]

Men:

1. Gwin
2. Brosnan
3. Minnaar
4. Bruni
5. Vergier
6. Hart
7. Pierron
8. Hannah
9. Wallace
10. Cabirou
Gee in 43rd place.

Ladies:

1. Atherton
2. Nicole
3. Hannah
4. Siegenthaler
5. Seagrave
6. Farina
7. Carpenter
8. Hrastnik
9. Verbeeck
10. Cabirou

 

[iRider]

All well and good, but where is @jackalope 's preview?

 

[jonKranked]

All well and good, but where is @jackalope 's preview?

hopefully he's in the shed preparing

 

[atrokz]

Now that Peter Sagan is out of le Tour, I think it's high time ( View attachment 125788 ) he join the ranks of DH racing. He would fit right in.

Not in DH. Nobody to elbow. Too bad 4x isn't around he'd fit right in.

 

[norbar]

http://www.cyclingnews.com/news/peter-sagan-awarded-slovakias-sole-olympic-games-mountain-bike-spot

Michal Lami got slovakia the nomination but his spot was awarded to Sagan who did not like the hilly road course in Rio.

Did Sagan even race XC prior to RIO?

 

[jonKranked]

Did Sagan even race XC prior to RIO?

Jr world champ, forget the year.

edit: google says 2008

 

[norbar]

Not in DH. Nobody to elbow. Too bad 4x isn't around he'd fit right in.

Or Triathlon and Marathons. People on those are agressive morons and push each other off bikes on a semi regular basis. A friend of mine got pushed into a tree and ended in the hospital with a broken back (hopefully he recovered) because some ass didn't want to get passed. Supposedly it's normal in Triathlon.

Jr world champ, forget the year.

edit: google says 2008

But recently? If he doesn't like the track can't he just chill out, drink Slovak beer and eat that horrible fried cheese people in Slovakia seem to love?

 

[StiHacka]

But recently? If he doesn't like the track can't he just chill out, drink Slovak beer and eat that horrible fried cheese people in Slovakia seem to love?

Since he does not live in Slovakia anymore, I doubt that the drinks Zlaty bazant and eats "halusky s bryndzou" on a regular basis.

 

['size]

https://www.instagram.com/p/BWPiaNAHpTg/

guess i won't be buying alpinestars knee pads.

 

[norbar]

Since he does not live in Slovakia anymore, I doubt that the drinks Zlaty bazant and eats "halusky s bryndzou" on a regular basis.

Isn't "halusky s brryndzou" a regional dish only eaten in the Tatras? Also I assume if you don't eat any strange form of cheese or don't like super sketchy trail ideas you are not allowed into the Slovak Olimpic representation

 

[jonKranked]

https://www.instagram.com/p/BWPiaNAHpTg/

guess i won't be buying alpinestars knee pads.

or racing world cups

 

['size]

or racing world cups

or riding 15-20mph in the desert wearing alpinestars knee pads.

 

[jonKranked]

or riding 15-20mph in the desert wearing alpinestars knee pads.

they might still work for having knee jerk reactions on the internet