Let's Make Ridemonkey Great Again...
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You know how Donald Trump is known as the Billionaire Donald Trump? I want to be known around here as the Billionaire Jdcamb. How awesome would that be? My outbursts here would be much easier to explain then....
I thought that's what the "b" in "camb" stood for? like "JimDavidCAshMoneyBillionaire"
amirite?
amirite?
You sure are.
get drunk? stihacka you don't like to mix beer and DH in case of "risks"
Harry Potter runs teh RM? Who knew?
Wait. I thought it was Westy and his Lizard People? I have no idea what is going on...
Westy owns Harry Potter? Who knew?
What did westy do with Harry's potter?
Just chained up in the basement. Less likely to escape that way. He tugs on his chain a lot, just never too hard.
He is well cared for, there is a drain in the floor and he gets a hooker carcass every few days. May seem like too much but those things usually don't have too much meat on them.
Does it put the lotion on its skin??
Meh, haven't needed a pasty white hide in a while.
WD-40 is luxury where I am from. Although not necessarily administered from a 2000 psi pressure washer.
well if that's the case, i'd say it's more "you" putting the lotion on "it" than "it" putting the lotion on "itself."
Well I don't actually perform the application. That is what I keep the Gimp around for.
you let the gimp use the power washer? #risky
I'm certainly not going to clean out the crack baby pens.
well i hope that you punish him for the privilege when he's done so that he knows his place.
is it not great?
You're harshing my buzz. No thanks..
i trace the decline of the greatness to the moment when the party-pooping kiwi pulled his "last person to post" thread...
We have tried to give him the benefit of the doubt. Well because... He seems to have squandered another opportunity.
Well you shouldn't have aroused my wrath.
Promise kept....
Jim Banned anyways...
Seriously ? That Indian chick is going to be all over him pushing that glitter crap. Jeez, this can't end well. I knew I should have been here when the Lizard people came to uninstall the courtesy phone, stupid mountain biking.
the courtesy phone. it's a dangerous drug. the lizard people may have succeeded. it can bring us together...it can tear us apart...
So you are saying that jstuhlman arouses you? NTTIAWWTWell you shouldn't have aroused my wrath.
No don't be silly, it was your sexy dead crack babies that did it.
Mmm Crack babies! ...... *shudder* aah scuse just need to visit the bathroom BRB.
Did they get loose again? May have to dig the pit deeper.
Mind the horde.
Are you going to bring them with you to Seattle or leave them for the new homeowner in Virginia?