My name is roflbox
When I hear brodozer talks
I get very inquisitive
cause it gets my roflrox off
When I hear brodozer talks
I get very inquisitive
cause it gets my roflrox off
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My name is Westy
some call me the teste
but you better watch your woman
before i make her my bestie
some call me the teste
but you better watch your woman
before i make her my bestie
My name is Skardshtles
and long is my kill list
at the top is employment
but you already knew this
and long is my kill list
at the top is employment
but you already knew this
his real name is mike
there's not much he likes
he doesn't do "work"
and drives a minivan
Future literary Nobel Laureate.
My name is Adventurous
there's a lot that I do miss
but definitely not my man-bun
for it is so voluminous
there's a lot that I do miss
but definitely not my man-bun
for it is so voluminous
Well, it all came with my new laptop. I consider the whole process to be one in the same.
My name is Pesqueeb
following my dream
of fixing all these airplanes
until I finally scream
following my dream
of fixing all these airplanes
until I finally scream
my name is 'squeeb
in the sun i will bleed
i was once not quite dead
i think i'll go for a walk
Hai-five-ku
My name is johnbryanpeters
and most of my peers
were around when baby Jesus
was only a couple years
and most of my peers
were around when baby Jesus
was only a couple years
Corporate has been downsizing on-site IT folks, and rolling out a new help-chat platform. I'm sure that'll work well when my computer locks up.
My name is jimmydean
my Corvette it will scream
right onto its roof
the corner I did not clean
my Corvette it will scream
right onto its roof
the corner I did not clean
The root of my purpose
Is to maintain the poem
with pithy rhymes
keeping the words phloem.
My name is syadasti
and when you say something crafty
I'll refute it with facts
and make you want to pummel me vastly
and when you say something crafty
I'll refute it with facts
and make you want to pummel me vastly
My name is Toshi
parents wanted it Yoshi
but when proofreading the birth certificate
they didn't read it too closely
parents wanted it Yoshi
but when proofreading the birth certificate
they didn't read it too closely
My name is pinkshirtphotos
some of this might make sense
or maybe not
do I need one more line?
does it have to rhyme?
acid
some of this might make sense
or maybe not
do I need one more line?
does it have to rhyme?
acid
my name is ridemonkeydotcom
we used to have lots of industry folks here
but you guys are a bunch of jackwagons
and they decided to leave
we used to have lots of industry folks here
but you guys are a bunch of jackwagons
and they decided to leave
Now there's just us
who type stupid poems
on slow days at work
I want to die
who type stupid poems
on slow days at work
I want to die
How could it possibly not work in that situation! It's brilliant!
Please do the needful.
But we still have the missing link
with all the pseudo engineering fit to ink
****
profit
Westy. He's got wood and he'll chlorophyll your knothole.
I am stumped. Where else should I stick my log?
I'm sure some of mandown's buddies have gone this route
My name is Pesqueeb
I'm drunk
I'm drunk
Current bicycle related thoughts:
Solar eclipse occurs on August 21 (monday), and will be passing pretty close to Pisgah
Make 3 day weekend out of that weekend, camp up near Pisgah, on day of eclipse, bike up to ridge, see eclipse, descend and then go home
Solar eclipse occurs on August 21 (monday), and will be passing pretty close to Pisgah
Make 3 day weekend out of that weekend, camp up near Pisgah, on day of eclipse, bike up to ridge, see eclipse, descend and then go home
Wait a second... have you made the leap into Scheiße-porn?
People are FREAKING OUT about the eclipse here. They are expecting up to 150,000 tourists to descend upon JH. I am doubting that, but it will be a shit show.
Bicycle use only, shopping on Thursday for the week, etc, etc...
Bicycle use only, shopping on Thursday for the week, etc, etc...
It is only porn when someone else decides to watch.Wait a second... have you made the leap into Scheiße-porn?
