Just viewed video and was ammused... re-accommodate is definately an alternate fact. Thanks Trump.
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No, I haven't had many barrel aged beers, this just sounded good since I do enjoy Wild Turkey from time to time. I'll have to see if I can find it, 11 abv looks outstanding.
They are in their own category of FUBAR. I was once forced to fly with them because of hurricane disrupting my original travel plan. It was an incredible (not in a good way) experience that culminated with me flying with a ticket that had someone else's name printed on it...
That's awesome. I can't wait to come back, hopefully with less rain next time. Maybe also do it earlier in the trip when we aren't knackered from other rides.
We had some of these last night talking about NC, again.
There are only 8 left at Norms house. His only solution is that we go back to pickup more beer.
The fucked up part is that this poor doc on the united flight will probably be facing a couple felonies. Trespassing, interfering with a flight, resisting arrest, just off the top of my head.
That's what happens when you have absolutely *archaic* policies regarding data retention, SHITLOADS of data, and nowhere NEAR enough deduplicated storage. Oh - and no budget... 'cause you know, we're gonna send all that shit to The Cloud.
Ummmm, what the hell? Just looked outside and it might as well be 9pm. Its dark as hell and we've got that stupid sideways rain. The weather dude said todays chance of precipitation was 15%.
Shit better clear up by the time I put the bike on the rack.
Shit better clear up by the time I put the bike on the rack.
My self defense mechanism in instances like that is a complete evacuation of my bowels. If I'm going down I'm making sure to shit all over everything.
If I could find a way to channel the divine motivation my bowels had after getting food poisoning way back when then I could put the whole plane out of commission for a day.
See post #34 from this fabulous thread of yore: http://ridemonkey.bikemag.com/threads/tell-a-true-but-embarrassing-rediculous-disgusting-story.107436/
Many moons ago, not long after I started in PDX, had a flight come in rather later than scheduled. Seems that when they had started descent into PDX, an older fella had made a run for the lav, then wouldn't come out, wouldn't respond to crew. So they circle for a while, trying to get the gentleman to reseat himself for landing, and of course he doesn't. Finally, they have to land because of fuel. Tower is informed that there is an uncooperative soul aboard, so along with myself and another couple mechanics there are now a handful of cops waiting at the gate for this plane to land. This is pre 9/11 mind you. Plane shows up, peeps get off, FA tells the cops that the gentleman is still holed up in the lav. Cops go knocking on the door, "police, come out" etc. No response, so I get the pleasure of opening the door. Old dude is huddled in the "corner" of the lav, shit is everywhere. Literal shit, literally everywhere. @Toshi might need to chime in to explain the physiology, but it's by far the most poop I've ever seen, presumably from the rectum of only one person. I've got a pretty strong stomach, but it was pretty difficult to keep everything down in that moment. Old dude is still alive, just horribly, horribly mortified, and as it turns out, not all together there, mentally. Cops tell him he needs to get off and that everyone else is gone. Guy, covered almost head to toe in poop, walks down the aisle, placing his hands on the back of EVERY seat on the way out.
It took us 3 days to get all the parts to replace all the seat covers.
/Coolstorybro
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So...If I could find a way to channel the divine motivation my bowels had after getting food poisoning way back when then I could put the whole plane out of commission for a day.
See post #34 from this fabulous thread of yore: http://ridemonkey.bikemag.com/threads/tell-a-true-but-embarrassing-rediculous-disgusting-story.107436/
much...
GOLD.
Was there no back door he could use to get out?!
There was an aft e-exit on that plane, but none of us thought about, or anticipated, what was about to happen at the time. Would have needed a stair truck or some other mechanism to get him out that way any way as the aft exit sat like 6 feet off the ground.
Need a passenger bill of rights. If you need to get staff someplace, fire up another plane.
great success with trustees...painting acquisition approved. now in search of beer. that anderson valley is good-most barrel aged stouts go overboard and the taste of alcohol overpowers the beer.
I h8 monday.
Sounds suspiciously like broadcast television... can I just Google it?
I am vouching for it. That should be good enough...
Pretty awesome.... I thought...
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haha dude, our primary manufacturing inventory system is still interfaced through a fucking DOS telnetThat's what happens when you have absolutely *archaic* policies regarding data retention, SHITLOADS of data, and nowhere NEAR enough deduplicated storage. Oh - and no budget... 'cause you know, we're gonna send all that shit to The Cloud.
FTFY
We have the 1st summer evening here. DDH Trillium helped with the mood a little, wifey is back from eurotrip, now it's time for some late night grocery shopping. And another beer.
Moved some more rocks and dirt around for three hours this evening. Way better workout than going to a gym. Forget the weights, just dig up some large rocks and carry them through the woods.
That's not saying much.
taxes = done
I may or may not have a jerb interview tomorrow. Finally making steps to get out from under the family bs.
sitting on the back porch, enjoying a beer, listening to the sweet, sweet sounds of a barred owl asking "who cooks, who cooks, who cooks for you?"
Taxes = should probably start...taxes = done