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more than one way to peel a banana

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  1. mandown

    mandown Poopdeck Repost

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    Serial Midget Al Bundy

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    This is why people no longer need to read books for entertainment or education; this deserves a cross post. :)
     
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    Pesqueeb bicycle in airplane hangar

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  5. jdcamb

    jdcamb Tool Time!

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    "For decades I have been trying to come up with an ideal way to slice a banana. "Use a knife!" they say. Well...my parole officer won't allow me to be around knives. "Shoot it with a gun!" Background check...HELLO! I had to resort to carefully attempt to slice those bananas with my bare hands. 99.9% of the time, I would get so frustrated that I just ended up squishing the fruit in my hands and throwing it against the wall in anger. Then, after a fit of banana-induced rage, my parole officer introduced me to this kitchen marvel and my life was changed. No longer consumed by seething anger and animosity towards thick-skinned yellow fruit, I was able to concentrate on my love of theatre and am writing a musical play about two lovers from rival gangs that just try to make it in the world. I think I'll call it South Side Story."

    I swear I had nothing to do with this.....
     
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    bizutch Delicate CUSTOM flower

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