[LordOpie]

As some of y’all know, we’re moving. Well, I was looking around the neighborhood when my next door neighbor came outside. We introduced ourselves and then his daughter walked out.

I pointed and said, “Bangbu...”. Saw her expression and quickly shut up.

Her father asked what I was saying and I joked rather uncomfortably and said, “Oh, just playing cops-and-robbers. I was hanging out with my niece and nephew earlier and that’s what we’d do when we came out of the house.”

I rambled on and am not sure if the father was suspicious. He said she was staying there on summer break from college.

She knew what I was going to say and now it’s going to be very uncomfortable over the next several months. She came up to later and asked me not to say anything to her parents.

Does this exclude me from the neighborly duty of waving or saying hi to these people?

 

[Toshi]

tittywop

 

[BadDNA]

 

[splat]

time for the Bunny , and considering the title I think its the right bunny

 

[BadDNA]

It's a site where the play clips of these guys who drive around and pick up "unsuspecting women" then pay them to have sex in the back of the van while they cruise around town.

 

[MikeD]

I wish I had such problems...

You simply cannot leave out a pic on this one. It's unfair beyond words.

 

[DirtyDog]

Ot at least a link to the episode!

 

[luelling]

I wonder if they dumped her and sped off before paying her?? I like that company

 

[teamkranzelbike]

Dude, Cmon. Which episode ? I seen about 10 of them....... I mean I heard about those.

 

[LordOpie]

Kacey from multiple episodes. A regular if you will...

 

[stinkyboy]

It's gotta be friday!

 

[Squeaver]

Sweet. With all of these "My neighbor is . . . . ." threads, that makes me wonder what some of my neighbors might be up to??

 

[LordOpie]

It's gotta be friday!

Hell yeah!

 

[eaterofdog]

Sweet. With all of these "My neighbor is . . . . ." threads, that makes me wonder what some of my neighbors might be up to??

We have lesbians across the street, but they are not internet lesbians.

 

[LordOpie]

We have lesbians across the street, but they are not internet lesbians.

Make it so #1.

 

[SkaredShtles]

Bangbu? Is she an Indian porn star?

 

[stinkyboy]

She gives me Baliwood.

 

[jimmydean]

Nice!

I would not like to see anyone in my neighborhood nekkid. :barf:

 

[luelling]

We have lesbians across the street, but they are not internet lesbians.

Then what good are they?

 

[eaterofdog]

Then what good are they?

They are awesome if you need to borrow a power tool or need help changing the oil in your car... as long as you don't mind having cigar smoke blown in your face and them muttering about "turning" your wife.

 

[Secret Squirrel]

Kacey from multiple episodes. A regular if you will...

You'd think that she'd finally catch on that she wasn't going to be paid after boinkin' the dude...

 

[stoney]

there was a thread on an auto forum a while back started by her step brother or something along those lines. He said it was really wierd knowing that he busted a nut to his new step sister.

 

[LordOpie]

there was a thread on an auto forum a while back started by her step brother or something along those lines. He said it was really wierd knowing that he busted a nut to his new step sister.

Click the photo

 

[sanjuro]

Does this exclude me from the neighborly duty of waving or saying hi to these people?

I don't know if you are serious or if it really matters, but who cares? Are you going to hit on her? Coerce her into having sex with you? Then does it really matter?

She had sex in front of a camera. Notable for the very bored and that's about it.

 

[LordOpie]

I don't know if you are serious or if it really matters, but who cares? Are you going to hit on her? Coerce her into having sex with you? Then does it really matter?

She had sex in front of a camera. Notable for the very bored and that's about it.

Don't you have a soccer mom and daughters to intimidate?

 

[DRB]

there was a thread on an auto forum a while back started by her step brother or something along those lines. He said it was really wierd knowing that he busted a nut to his new step sister.

Wasn't that dude's girlfriend making bukkake films in her dorm room?

 

[stinkyboy]

 

[DRB]

When you are going to make a bukkake snuff film plastic and tyvek are a requirement not an option.

 

[W4S]

I have a true story.

About 3 years ago I was living in So. OC, and one of my riding buddies who masters DVDs used to flow me some porn. Anyhow, one night some friends call me up and invite me out for a drink at the local brewery. I show and start reading a menu, couple of minutes go by and the waitress taps me on the shoulder and asks me what I'll have. I turn around and immediately I'm like, "i'll have an uuuhhhh, an uhhhh, i'll take a uuuhhhh, can I have a beer?' apparently she immediately knew that I recognized her, but I couldn't remember where I knew her from, so I spend the next 20 minutes staring at her and trying to remember where I had met her, Did we go to school together, did we go on one date, blah blah blah? This whole time she starts getting really cold towards me while I'm trying to engage her in conversation so I could try to find out where I knew her, I guess she thought I was trying to pick her up. Anyhow, after several minutes, she bends over to pick something up and BOOM, the mark of the slut tattoo on her back gives it away, now i remember where i know her from....

Hey, I lost many man seeds to you.

I moved away from the OC shortly after that, but I've been into that brewery several times since then and I think about 1/2 their staff are ex porn stars, and I think the place is owned by tito ortiz and jenna jameson because I used to see him in there all the time. Funny stuff, huh?

 

[SkaredShtles]

Wasn't that dude's girlfriend making bukkake films in her dorm room?

 

[Westy]

My neighbors are christian missionaries. I need to move to a more exciting neighborhood.

 

[DRB]

My neighbors are christian missionaries. I need to move to a more exciting neighborhood.

You kiddin'. They've probably seen some really sick stuff.

 

[Westy]

You kiddin'. They've probably seen some really sick stuff.

Only if they have been looking in my windows. They are quite young and basically set up retreats and activities for local college students. Actually quite a cush job.

 

[DRB]

Only if they have been looking in my windows. They are quite young and basically set up retreats and activities for local college students. Actually quite a cush job.

retreats and activities = killing goats and then having sex with the dead bodies

 

[Westy]

retreats and activities = killing goats and then having sex with the dead bodies

They do a lot of paintball days. "Jesus loves you, now eat paint and die mother ****er"

 

[SkaredShtles]

retreats and activities = killing goats and then having sex with the dead bodies

I'm sure they don't go that far...

They probably keep it to bathing in the blood and having sex with each other...

 

[Westy]

Found this quite funny.

http://www.promisedland.com/paintball/index.html

 

[LordOpie]

Found this quite funny.

http://www.promisedland.com/paintball/index.html

How about this paintball place?

 

[Red Rabbit]

It's gotta be friday!

This almost, but not quite, beats Stinky's story. I like his because he may actaully get some, while you have to look and not touch.

 

[LordOpie]

This almost, but not quite, beats Stinky's story. I like his because he may actaully get some, while you have to look and not touch.

Also, his story is probably true.