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  1. rootsmacker

    rootsmacker Chimp

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    Hello everyone, I'm a 16 and a cross country mountain biker, I'm obsessed and instead of boring everyone in my life that don't even like mountain biking I thought I'd come on here and speak to people with the same interest. Good to be here. :)
     

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  2. I Are Baboon

    I Are Baboon Run, Forrest, Run!

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    Welcome to ridemonkey! Problem is, nobody here really talks about biking either. But, enjoy your stay!
     
  3. Jeremy R

    Jeremy R <b>x</b>

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    But if he wants to get a custom big tacky gold ring and look at pics of talking cats, well he has the right place!
     
  4. jimmydean

    jimmydean The Official Meat of Ridemonkey

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    Welcome to the monkey!
     
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    insanitylevel9 triple nubby

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    who rides bikes?
     
  6. jdcamb

    jdcamb Tool Time!

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    How do you feel about Glitter?
     
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    ¬°Bienvenido a el :monkey:!
     
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    ICEBALL585 Bacontard

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    Sounds like the beginning of an episode of "How to catch a predator".

    Is your name Chris Hansen?
     
  9. CrabJoe StretchPants

    CrabJoe StretchPants Reincarnated Crab Walking Head Spinning Bruce Dick

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    I'm thinking he lasts 1 week/4 posts.
     
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    DirtyMike Turbo Fluffer

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    Ha, we already takingbets on how long this one lasts....... I give it two weeks
     
  11. jimmydean

    jimmydean The Official Meat of Ridemonkey

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    I would hate to see what the "similar interests" list looks like for the collective monkey. :rofl:
     
  12. Scrub

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    Welcome to the :monkey:, is there tea in the fridge? cuz after a long ride I get thirsty. lol.

    Your name rootsmacker, is that some sort of codename for masterbating? Have fun and adjust your sarcasim meter accordingly.
     
  13. skibunny24

    skibunny24 Enthusiastic Receiver of Reputation

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    I like it. Rootsmacker. You smack the roots like you smack your wife arond?
     
  14. Sandwich

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    I keep wondering why our community doesn't seem to be growing...
     
  15. ultraNoob

    ultraNoob Yoshinoya Destroyer

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    Welcome to the :monkey:.... since you're too young for beer, I'll gladly take your free beer stipend.
     
  16. CrabJoe StretchPants

    CrabJoe StretchPants Reincarnated Crab Walking Head Spinning Bruce Dick

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    Procreation can't occur if it's all doods?
     
  17. Sandwich

    Sandwich Pig my fish!
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    we have like two chicks on this forum webernetz. That's like 6000% more than most forumz.
     
  18. eaterofdog

    eaterofdog ass grabber

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    HGH

     
  19. skibunny24

    skibunny24 Enthusiastic Receiver of Reputation

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    I resent that Joey.
     
  20. CrabJoe StretchPants

    CrabJoe StretchPants Reincarnated Crab Walking Head Spinning Bruce Dick

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    Ok Ok....all doods and 1 awesome chick.
     
  21. DirtyMike

    DirtyMike Turbo Fluffer

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    Well seems we are all wrong, a single post.... is that a record?
     
  22. CrabJoe StretchPants

    CrabJoe StretchPants Reincarnated Crab Walking Head Spinning Bruce Dick

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    You have to give him at least a week I would say.
     
  23. eric strt6

    eric strt6 Resident Curmudgeon

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    Do you like Gladiator movies?
     
  24. DirtyMike

    DirtyMike Turbo Fluffer

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    We are in the second page without a single response, even your boss responded more than that
     
  25. Scrub

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    Well he's either in school or busy spanking his root. Or maybe his parents caught him here on the monkey and they thought it was porn site.
     
  26. DirtyMike

    DirtyMike Turbo Fluffer

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    Funny you say that, I had to convince our owners this was not a porn site and thy should allow it on the server....... Also, probably not in school seeing its summer time.... so I guess that means he is watching porn
     
  27. CrabJoe StretchPants

    CrabJoe StretchPants Reincarnated Crab Walking Head Spinning Bruce Dick

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    It's not my fault your page settings are set up like a noob. ;)
     
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    Pesqueeb bicycle in airplane hangar

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    I love these threads.
     
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    ICEBALL585 Bacontard

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  30. CrabJoe StretchPants

    CrabJoe StretchPants Reincarnated Crab Walking Head Spinning Bruce Dick

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    This place is worse than a porn site. Certainly full of more dicks and with less personal satisfaction at the end of the browsing session.
     
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  31. jimmydean

    jimmydean The Official Meat of Ridemonkey

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    They are teh disappoint.
     
  32. 4130biker

    4130biker PM me about Tantrum Cycles!

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    A video metaphor could be helpful right now:
     
  33. mandown

    mandown Poopdeck Repost

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    this thread has it!
     
  34. Serial Midget

    Serial Midget Al Bundy

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    Gary Glitter? He's a nasty old perve too dumb not to get caught.
     
  35. eric strt6

    eric strt6 Resident Curmudgeon

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    or it could be this Goldie Glitters....I voted he/she for prom queed and she one by 5000 votes

    Norman Yonemoto's training was in film. After Santa Clara University, University of California, Berkeley and UCLA; Norman attended the American Film Institute for two years where he earned his MFA in 1972. Bruce Yonemoto, however, sought his training in the visual arts. After UC Berkeley, he went to Tokyo studying at the Sokei Bijitsu Gakk&#333;. Once he returned to California, he obtained his Masters in Fine Arts at Otis Art Institute. He is currently the chair and professor of the Art Department at the University of California, Irvine.

    Both brothers utilize Los Angeles as tool and backdrop for a number of projects, drawing particularly from the Hollywood veneer of glamour and romance. Since 1976, the brothers have collaborated on numerous films, single-channel videos and video installations. Their first collaboration, Garage Sale (1976), was a 16 mm feature film about a young blond man named Hero and his wife drag queen Goldie Glitters. As Goldie demands a divorce, Hero, in a frenzy to retain her love, encounters numerous characters &#8211; each with their own idiosyncrasies and their own definitions for success. The actress who plays Goldie was actually drag-queen Goldie Glitters, Santa Monica City College's 1975 Homecoming Queen. Though it is made obvious to the audience that Goldie is actually a man, the line between reality and fiction is blurred when Goldie is sympathetically portrayed as a woman tapping into recognizable fantasies imbued into contemporary culture through fictional Hollywood romances and unrealistic dreams.[2]
     
  36. rootsmacker

    rootsmacker Chimp

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    Want a bet? :P I like random **** too!
     
  37. rootsmacker

    rootsmacker Chimp

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    It might surprise you to know that most 16 year olds drink beer :O So hands off!
     
  38. Polandspring88

    Polandspring88 Superman

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    Shouldn't stop us from trying amiright?
     
  39. rootsmacker

    rootsmacker Chimp

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    He's a bit touchy feely. :(
     
  40. DirtyMike

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    Oh snap, we have five posts