Hello everyone, I'm a 16 and a cross country mountain biker, I'm obsessed and instead of boring everyone in my life that don't even like mountain biking I thought I'd come on here and speak to people with the same interest. Good to be here. 
New here
- Thread starter rootsmacker
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Welcome to ridemonkey! Problem is, nobody here really talks about biking either. But, enjoy your stay!
But if he wants to get a custom big tacky gold ring and look at pics of talking cats, well he has the right place!
who rides bikes?
How do you feel about Glitter?
¡Bienvenido a el 
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Sounds like the beginning of an episode of "How to catch a predator".
Is your name Chris Hansen?
I'm thinking he lasts 1 week/4 posts.
Ha, we already takingbets on how long this one lasts....... I give it two weeks
I would hate to see what the "similar interests" list looks like for the collective monkey. 
Welcome to the , is there tea in the fridge? cuz after a long ride I get thirsty. lol.
Your name rootsmacker, is that some sort of codename for masterbating? Have fun and adjust your sarcasim meter accordingly.
, is there tea in the fridge? cuz after a long ride I get thirsty. lol. Your name rootsmacker, is that some sort of codename for masterbating? Have fun and adjust your sarcasim meter accordingly.
I like it. Rootsmacker. You smack the roots like you smack your wife arond?Welcome to the
Your name rootsmacker, is that some sort of codename for masterbating? Have fun and adjust your sarcasim meter accordingly.
I keep wondering why our community doesn't seem to be growing...
Welcome to the .... since you're too young for beer, I'll gladly take your free beer stipend.
.... since you're too young for beer, I'll gladly take your free beer stipend.
Procreation can't occur if it's all doods?
we have like two chicks on this forum webernetz. That's like 6000% more than most forumz.
I resent that Joey.
Ok Ok....all doods and 1 awesome chick.
Well seems we are all wrong, a single post.... is that a record?
You have to give him at least a week I would say.
Do you like Gladiator movies?
We are in the second page without a single response, even your boss responded more than that
Well he's either in school or busy spanking his root. Or maybe his parents caught him here on the monkey and they thought it was porn site.
Funny you say that, I had to convince our owners this was not a porn site and thy should allow it on the server....... Also, probably not in school seeing its summer time.... so I guess that means he is watching porn
It's not my fault your page settings are set up like a noob.
I love these threads.
I love these threads.
This place is worse than a porn site. Certainly full of more dicks and with less personal satisfaction at the end of the browsing session.
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They are teh disappoint.
this thread has it!
Gary Glitter? He's a nasty old perve too dumb not to get caught.
or it could be this Goldie Glitters....I voted he/she for prom queed and she one by 5000 votes
Norman Yonemoto's training was in film. After Santa Clara University, University of California, Berkeley and UCLA; Norman attended the American Film Institute for two years where he earned his MFA in 1972. Bruce Yonemoto, however, sought his training in the visual arts. After UC Berkeley, he went to Tokyo studying at the Sokei Bijitsu Gakkō. Once he returned to California, he obtained his Masters in Fine Arts at Otis Art Institute. He is currently the chair and professor of the Art Department at the University of California, Irvine.
Both brothers utilize Los Angeles as tool and backdrop for a number of projects, drawing particularly from the Hollywood veneer of glamour and romance. Since 1976, the brothers have collaborated on numerous films, single-channel videos and video installations. Their first collaboration, Garage Sale (1976), was a 16 mm feature film about a young blond man named Hero and his wife drag queen Goldie Glitters. As Goldie demands a divorce, Hero, in a frenzy to retain her love, encounters numerous characters – each with their own idiosyncrasies and their own definitions for success. The actress who plays Goldie was actually drag-queen Goldie Glitters, Santa Monica City College's 1975 Homecoming Queen. Though it is made obvious to the audience that Goldie is actually a man, the line between reality and fiction is blurred when Goldie is sympathetically portrayed as a woman tapping into recognizable fantasies imbued into contemporary culture through fictional Hollywood romances and unrealistic dreams.[2]
Norman Yonemoto's training was in film. After Santa Clara University, University of California, Berkeley and UCLA; Norman attended the American Film Institute for two years where he earned his MFA in 1972. Bruce Yonemoto, however, sought his training in the visual arts. After UC Berkeley, he went to Tokyo studying at the Sokei Bijitsu Gakkō. Once he returned to California, he obtained his Masters in Fine Arts at Otis Art Institute. He is currently the chair and professor of the Art Department at the University of California, Irvine.
Both brothers utilize Los Angeles as tool and backdrop for a number of projects, drawing particularly from the Hollywood veneer of glamour and romance. Since 1976, the brothers have collaborated on numerous films, single-channel videos and video installations. Their first collaboration, Garage Sale (1976), was a 16 mm feature film about a young blond man named Hero and his wife drag queen Goldie Glitters. As Goldie demands a divorce, Hero, in a frenzy to retain her love, encounters numerous characters – each with their own idiosyncrasies and their own definitions for success. The actress who plays Goldie was actually drag-queen Goldie Glitters, Santa Monica City College's 1975 Homecoming Queen. Though it is made obvious to the audience that Goldie is actually a man, the line between reality and fiction is blurred when Goldie is sympathetically portrayed as a woman tapping into recognizable fantasies imbued into contemporary culture through fictional Hollywood romances and unrealistic dreams.[2]
Want a bet?
I like random **** too!It might surprise you to know that most 16 year olds drink beer :O So hands off!Welcome to the
Shouldn't stop us from trying amiright?
He's a bit touchy feely.
Oh snap, we have five posts