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New Year's resolution...

wannabeabonedoc

Turbo Monkey
Apr 19, 2004
1,034
1
Wytheville Virginia
I think I'ma give being more sarcastic as much as possible this next year. I figure if I fail, then I can claim that the resolution in itself was sarcasm thus further propagating the goal and pulling me outta the failure....


//what?
 

DirtyMike

Turbo Fluffer
Aug 8, 2005
14,437
1,017
My own world inside my head
True resolution, Work on jumps, I have always had a hard time with jumps, wether during a race, or just out having fun, I have always had a tough time with jumps, drops too, but not as bad. I can usually man up and drop, But something about a big air jump that just screws with me.
 

-dustin

boring
Jun 10, 2002
7,155
1
austin
I've been trying to not eat meat for about a month. Strangest thing - my poops have been quite satisfying. Unfortunately, work screws things up when we get Chic-fil-a or pizza for lunch (it's free, i can't complain). been cooking a lot more, and eating a ton of fruits and veggies.
 

gsweet

Monkey
Dec 20, 2001
733
4
Minnesota
i have a pretty bad diet these days, thus instead of fixing it my new years resolution is to be less ashamed to fart in public
 

skinny mike

Turbo Monkey
Jan 24, 2005
6,415
0
i need to improve my game with the ladies. (i don't think posting on a message board frequently is a good selling point)
 

Red Rabbit

Picky Pooper
Jan 27, 2007
2,715
0
Colorado
I never want to be as drunk and out of control as I was last night.

I was so sick
I puked off a balcony
I puked on the lawn
I broke stuff
I fell several times
I couldn't hold a conversation
I have never been this hungover
I hate Vodka & Redbull.

No more out of control drunk for 08