[ukjason]

Horses have HUGE vaginas, so you've indirectly paid MMike a compliment.

whos said it was a female horse

 

[SK6]

HOT SOUP MOTHER*&%$#$!!

I vote this best response ever!

 

[SK6]

Go **** a horse

And this is a close second.

 

[H8R]

whos said it was a female horse

So...MMike is supposed to put his penis into the male horse's penis?

Explain.

 

[ukjason]

So...MMike is supposed to put his penis into the male horse's penis?

Explain.

Up the ****ing horse's arse seriously who gives a ****

 

[H8R]

Its just ****ing annoying all i asked for was to send me you nominations via pm but instead i get a bunch of twats post crap on the topic

Dude, the categories were being edited before anyone could vote!

Think of a better way, perhaps a poll for each?

 

[DRB]

So...MMike is supposed to put his penis into the male horse's penis?

Explain.

I bet there's an internet site. Somebody google that.

 

[SK6]

So...MMike is supposed to put his penis into the male horse's penis?

Explain.

Quite odd....

 

[H8R]

Up the ****ing horse's arse seriously who gives a ****

Horses have HUGE asses, so you've indirectly paid MMike a compliment.

 

[ukjason]

Dude, the categories were being edited before anyone could vote!

Think of a better way, perhaps a poll for each?

I would do put i need to no who to put in the poll and this whole nominations was designed to do that so that you lot send me who you want in the poll then i would put the polls up

 

[MMike]

What kind of horse?

Another category should be "largest vagina"

(and another could be "sandiest vagina")

 

[SK6]

I would do put i need to no who to put in the poll and this whole nominations was designed to do that so that you lot send me who you want in the poll then i would put the polls up

Wow, your stoned and thinking of horses arses....I vote this freakiest thread EVER!

"Up the Irons!"

 

[Jeremy R]

then i would put the polls up

Are the polls for MMike to stand on?
Because stilts are not recommended when ****ing a horse.
Maybe he should start off with a pony instead and work his way up.

 

[robdamanii]

Wow, your stoned and thinking of horses arses....I vote this freakiest thread EVER!

"Up the Irons!"

I'll vote this one of the sexiest threads we've had. Now if the horse used a razor to clean things up...

 

[SK6]

What kind of horse?

Another category should be "largest vagina"

(and another could be "sandiest vagina")

I thought you were the largest vagina?

 

[ukjason]

**** off the lot of you i try and do 1 thing and you lot **** it up wankers

 

[SK6]

Are the polls for MMike to stand on?
Because stilts are not recommended when ****ing a horse.
Maybe he should start off with a pony instead and work his way up.

There ya go thinking sensibly, why not just start at the top?

 

[MMike]

Would I have to "satisfy" the horse?

Or call the horse the next day?

 

[SK6]

**** off the lot of you you try and do i thing and you lot **** it wankers

Wow, horses AND us.....Your very enterprising....

 

[robdamanii]

Would I have to "satisfy" the horse?

Or call the horse the next day?

You'll have to call the next day. Cows don't expect a call the next day.

 

[H8R]

A shorn horse junk thread!!

People, we have arrived!

 

[SK6]

Would I have to "satisfy" the horse?

Or call the horse the next day?

I think it would be at least a minimum requirement, at least a thank you card...

 

[MMike]

Hmmm.... this is going to take some research.... how many vodka/redbulls does it take to get a horse "in the mood"?

 

[robdamanii]

Hmmm.... this is going to take some research.... how many vodka/redbulls does it take to get a horse "in the mood"?

Give 'er some blackberry brandy, she won't feel a thing.

 

[SK6]

Hmmm.... this is going to take some research.... how many vodka/redbulls does it take to get a horse "in the mood"?

The required units to that response would have to be in US gallons...

 

[H8R]

The required units to that response would have to be in US gallons...

Or Canadian gallons?

 

[SK6]

 

[SK6]

Or Canadian gallons?

Whichever is more.

 

[OGRipper]

So if Bogey's avatar got at that horse would it be a...










Wait for it...











Iron Horse?

 

[binary visions]

 

[SK6]

 

[DRB]

Are the polls for MMike to stand on?
Because stilts are not recommended when ****ing a horse.
Maybe he should start off with a pony instead and work his way up.

Neither is needed if the horse is trained to back up to the stump....

If it was a shetland pony then he could just use his sheep boots.

 

[narlus]

Lest likey to post outside of the P&WN'ed fourm:

Fluff

OMFG by far. i don't think i've ever seen a non-PWN post from him, whereas Fluff would post in the Lounge occasionally (and probably even the DH forum when he still had his DHR)

 

[H8R]

Ok - new nomination:

MMike for Best Internet "Jockey"

 

[Jeremy R]

You know why I am so Grouchy?
Because I live in a trash can B1tch!

 

[ukjason]

I would like to apologize for my actions, early this morning i recieved a phone call from my dad telling me that my uncle had passed on after a battle with cance i suppose i just lost and let my true feelings out at the wrong time.

Jason

 

[Jeremy R]

I would like to apologize for my actions, early this morning i recieved a phone call from my dad telling me that my uncle had passed on after a battle with cance i suppose i just lost and let my true feelings out at the wrong time.

Jason

No need to apologize.
Sorry about your uncle.
But although it is not what you intended,
you have created a thread that rules.
Hold you head high young man.

 

[johnbryanpeters]

Sorry about your uncle, jason, no apologies necessary.

John

 

[H8R]

I would like to apologize for my actions, early this morning i recieved a phone call from my dad telling me that my uncle had passed on after a battle with cance i suppose i just lost and let my true feelings out at the wrong time.

Jason

Damn dude, sorry to hear that! Condolences to your family.

Don't sweat it, you created a fine monster here.

 

[robdamanii]

Damn, sorry dude. This thread DOES kick ass though.