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BadDNA

hophead
Mar 31, 2006
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Winning.
If pigs could fly and dirt was pink, what would dead whore babies have to do with the price of a Chinese penguin?
 

LordOpie

MOTHER HEN
Oct 17, 2002
21,027
3
Denver
Awesome. Someone actually knew that :clapping:

I love Laurie Anderson
Me too. A buddy and I saw her perform in Miami in the late 80s, very awesome. We were hanging around the auditorium waiting for the crowds to clear out, just wandering around the hallways when, boom, there she was. Very nice, a little shy (surprisingly), super brilliant.
 

Arkayne

I come bearing GIFs
May 10, 2005
3,745
13
SoCal
Blastoise would never hurt my mom. He would never make her cry like her boyfriend johnny does. If blastoise was my dad things would be different around here.
 

BadDNA

hophead
Mar 31, 2006
4,202
143
Winning.
I was wondering if you could tell me who general failure is and why he is trying to read the C drive on my computer?
 
Apr 1, 2008
5
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Random Act of Kindnesss or Feeling Generous?

Neither of the above?

Donate your mountain bike and give someone [me] a second chance!

The person who gave you a first chance told me not to.

Start the year 2007 on a good foot!

One-legged men everywhere are not laughing.

It's a new year... it's a new ball game!

Unless you are playing darts.

Finally, after 40 years, I'm beginning to find the strength to start thinking for myself.

Too bad you are 80 years old.

Starting a new life... going somewhere... ...will need transportation!

Public transit becons.

What to do?

Stop typing?

The struggle to survive gives you direction and drive.

It also gives you gas.

There is a good reason I lost direction!

My dog ate my map!

"The universe is not going to see someone like you again in the entire history of creation." Vartan Gregorian

"Thank god for that." Fat Joe

On that slippery road [winter is coming] your mountain bike will give me a better grip on life.

My parole officer already has a pretty good grip on my nuts.

"Mock not the fallen, for slippery is the road ahead of you."

Unless you have just run over the fallen, that is.

Good Luck and Happy new year in 2007!

Thanks, but I have other plans.