...clipping toenails after five beers is not necessarily the best idea in the world.
Note to self...
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Neither is trimming your fingernails with a bench grinder after having a few.
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Pics??? Blood???
I caught my fingernail on a piece of trim on a dishwasher. Tore it clean off.
Actually not so clean, it was a little bit mangled. The fingernail was still stuck in the trim, I had to pull it out and clean up the dishwasher and the kitchen floor after I stopped the bleeding.
Sorry, no pics.
Actually not so clean, it was a little bit mangled. The fingernail was still stuck in the trim, I had to pull it out and clean up the dishwasher and the kitchen floor after I stopped the bleeding.
Sorry, no pics.
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Nor is the cutting of hair.
Nor is the cutting of hair.
Not necessarily true. After 6 or so Newcastles and a few rounds of beirut, I decided I was going to shave my head. That was the first week in May. Now, if my head doesn't see a pair of clippers every 4 or 5 days, I feel like a bum (This coming from the guy who would wait 6 months to get a haircut, because he was too lazy to walk 10 minutes down the road, and too cheap to shell out the $15 for the haircut.)amateur said:
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I wish the kadvang would get drunk and have this happen.amateur said:Addendum:
Nor is the cutting of hair.
Then Ciaran would quit making fun of him. Wait, isn't Ciaran the guy that had the long red hair and wears chick jeans and Wranglers???
Well, I cut my own hair and have gotten pretty good at it (as if it's hard to run the clippers through and clean up the edges) however the trust issue and the lack of depth perception/ability to make correct movements while looking in a mirror are major hits to that ability.BrokenChain said:
Mmm... Beer.
edit: No pics or blood, it was just painful for a moment.
edit: No pics or blood, it was just painful for a moment.
No no... My hair is black again, long of course (but not as long as Skookums). Have worn chick pants but no one could tell when I fnally posted the pic (No, I am NOT a cross dresser, nor am I EMO... I'm just lazy), does NOT wear thongs and yes I do wear Wranglers, as long as they are not as tight as Locos camel toe Wranglers.loco said:I wish the kadvang would get drunk and have this happen.
And I make fun of Kadvangs hair because I care.
We all clear here?
One more question:Ciaran said:No no... My hair is black again, long of course (but not as long as Skookums). Have worn chick pants but no one could tell when I fnally posted the pic (No, I am NOT a cross dresser, nor am I EMO... I'm just lazy), does NOT wear thongs and yes I do wear Wranglers, as long as they are not as tight as Locos camel toe Wranglers.
And I make fun of Kadvangs hair because I care.
We all clear here?
What's EMO?
I once got my big toe stuck in a vaccume beater.
Lots of blood and was soon I running 2 toenails on that toe.
Lots of blood and was soon I running 2 toenails on that toe.
Whats a vacuum beater?
Or maybe riding while drunk. Next people will be drinking all night before races.
I hit a T bus once while riding my Bike drunk.mtnbrider said:
amateur said:Addendum:
Nor is the cutting of hair.
Did you hit it after the cut?
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Crystal.Ciaran said:No no... My hair is black again, long of course (but not as long as Skookums). Have worn chick pants but no one could tell when I fnally posted the pic (No, I am NOT a cross dresser, nor am I EMO... I'm just lazy), does NOT wear thongs and yes I do wear Wranglers, as long as they are not as tight as Locos camel toe Wranglers.
And I make fun of Kadvangs hair because I care.
We all clear here?
oh god, that's not work safe! That's not breakfast safe either!
My wife has this habit of clipping her nails while sitting on the toilet. One time she dropped the clippers. Plop! Guess who got to fish them out?
Nasty.
Nasty.
Did you have to fight a nice big log for posession of the clippers?jdschall said:
I've had that happen with books before
I always wonder when someone loans we a book or you get one from the library and the corners of the pages are wrinkled....
I always wonder when someone loans we a book or you get one from the library and the corners of the pages are wrinkled....
robdamanii said:
Yeah. You guessed it. The way I figured it, washing my hands up to my elbows with disinfectant soap afterwards was a hell of a lot cheaper than calling a plumber out to extract it.
Maybe it's time for some Toilet Tongs: http://www.comforthouse.com/heavezreac.html
Wow, that's certainly an entry for the log log.jdschall said:
stinkyboy said:
You don't get as much sympathy if your don't suffer a little.
Now when I leave my shoes and other junk lying around the living room and she starts to give me hell about it I can bring up the old "well, I had to sift through your s@#% to get those nail clippers..."
It's all about the martyrdom...
You'd better say her or you're forever banished to the Island of the Spineless Wussies.............jdschall said:
Read the thread directly above yours...SkaredShtles said:
Spineless Wussies are smarter than you give them credit for.
A trendy scene for teens consisting of bad music, bad haircuts, bad clothes and guys in chick pants and thongs and the depressed low self esteem girls who love them.sunny said:
http://www.ridemonkey.com/forums/showthread.php?t=107822
That's going a bit far for marital ammo, IMNSHO.jdschall said:
don't even bother explaining. very complicated.DHS said:
i'll give him this, EMOtional
I'm a she.mcA896 said:
I'll take the EMOtional. Thanks.
