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Olympics in Sochi 2014

Mo(n)arch

Mo(n)arch

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Hi folks,
I thought, we should start a thread about the Olympics in Sochi as it starts next week.
Who's going to watch?
I am excited to see some crazy stuff in the slopestyle and halfpipe competitions. Not sure how I feel about Shaun White, though.;)

Will also watch other disciplines, as we have a lot of local contenders in a lot of sports.:thumb:
 
jonKranked

jonKranked

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Now this is the story all about how
My sled got flipped, turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
I'll tell you how I took a bad turn and caught mad air

In Soviet Georgia born and raised
On the ice luge where I spent most of my days
Chilling out luging relaxing all cool
Taking Russian hostages inside a school
When a couple of Reds, they were up to no good
Drove Russian tanks into my neighborhood
One separatist movement and my mom got scared
She said, "You're going to Vancouver to catch mad air"

I waited for my start and when it came near
The course said "fast" and had a concrete barrier
If anything I could say that this track was rare
But I thought nah, forget it, Nodar, catch air!

I slid up to turn number seven or eight
And I yelled to my trainer "Comrade, it's hard to steer"
Flew into a wall and I was finally there
Killed my self while trying to catch mad air
 
dhmike

dhmike

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I'm looking forward to hockey but I already know how it's going to end up gold canadia silver USA bronze does it really matter ? fock Canada .
 
jsg04

jsg04

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dhmike said:
I'm looking forward to hockey but I already know how it's going to end up gold canadia silver USA bronze does it really matter ? fock Canada .
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I still cry over Vancouver. Fvck you Sid. Fvck you Canada.

 
ICEBALL585

ICEBALL585

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jsg04 said:
I still cry over Vancouver. Fvck you Sid. Fvck you Canada.
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^^^that^^^

My friends and I just sat their in silence for about 5min when that happened.


But this time around... REVENGE WILL BE OURS!!!!!

'MERICA, F*CK YEAH!!!!!
 
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jonKranked

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the olympics are more than just an athletic event, they are an opportunity for the host country to show their strengths and heritage. You can't fault Russia for doing exactly that.
 
stevew

stevew

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jonKranked said:
they are an opportunity for the host country to show their strengths and heritage. You can't fault Russia for doing exactly that.
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then blowing sh!t up will continue for the beautification of sochi....
 
norbar

norbar

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Not good to be a female Boardercrosser



As for Russia showing their strength and heritage. They did that well. Showing the true heritage of being a gigantic mess with ruled by assholes
 
norbar

norbar

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jdcamb said:
I have never met any Polish girls. To think they will be coming right into my living room on TV makes it all the betterer.
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FIFY. The girls were one of the few reasons I stay in this god forsaken country. Since now I met someone who's worth the risk of a masochistic tendency often called a stable relationship I may finally bail on Poland. Still one thing that can warm you up during our cold winters is the girls.

btw. Our speed skaters were in Playboy a few months ago ;)
 
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