ultraNoobs new title: "sit pisser"Depends on whether or not you're standing.
I say open door piss. If you piss and she comes back, she's yours. If you piss and she bolts, then it was never meant to be.
i learned all my life lessons from waynes world
My girlfriend farted on my head the other night while I was trying to fall asleep.Not until you start exchanging farts.
did you ask her to marry you right afterMy girlfriend farted on my head the other night while I was trying to fall asleep.
Hows the pinkeye?My girlfriend farted on my head the other night while I was trying to fall asleep.
I've lost 23lbs. I'm getting rid of my moobs, why should I grow them back?Me and my 19 y/o chica roomie pee with our bathroom door open...grow a pair.
dooo eeet - then join us cool kids at the parent-monkeyMy girlfriend farted on my head the other night while I was trying to fall asleep.
wtf?Hows the pinkeye?
FYI: A "farted on" pillow can give you pinkeye. Sowtf?
my head != a pillow.FYI: A "farted on" pillow can give you pinkeye. So
Time to brush up on trivial fart knowledge
She's a keeper, mate.And this wasn't her just casually farting near my head. She climbed up on the bed, squatted down so her cheeks were right by my ear and ripped one.
I already knew this. I didn't need your approval, kiwi-frog. :biggrin:She's a keeper, mate.
You know the routine, post em up mang.But yea. She's rockin
Ok here's where I draw the line. I don't mind being phodder (photo fodder) for some jokes on RM, but there's no chance in hell I would post photos of Liz. You vultures would have a field day!!You know the routine, post em up mang.
mithers fingers:
wow thats totally appropriatehahaha my girlfriend was giving me head and i held the sheets over and farted and she couldnt get out, hahahaha i was crying i was laughing so hard, and then i woke up.
No need to lie here brotha. You can tell the truth... you weren't crying because it was funny, you were crying cuz it was YOU who was under the sheet when your girlfriend farted... and SHE wouldn't let you get out.hahaha my girlfriend was giving me head and i held the sheets over and farted and she couldnt get out, hahahaha i was crying i was laughing so hard, and then i woke up.
Did it last night. Thought she would be cool with it, but she kinda freaked. Guess it might not be in the stars.I say open door piss. If you piss and she comes back, she's yours. If you piss and she bolts, then it was never meant to be.