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Perjury Watch for Clemens Starts Now

sanjuro

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"I have never taken steroids or HGH," Clemens said, his voice rising. "No matter what we discuss here today, I am never going to have my name restored."
 

Westy

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Nov 22, 2002
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Some of the Congressmen were kissing his ass so hard it was disgusting. He is still clearly guilty as all get out.
 

LordOpie

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Oct 17, 2002
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I'm confused... steroids are wrong, correct?

What's the punishment for taking them?

Where am I going? What's going to happen to the guy who said he injected Clemens? He admitted participating. Is it a felony? Why isn't the trainer getting in trouble?
 

$tinkle

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Feb 12, 2003
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just when you thought baseball couldn't get any more boring, throw congress in the mix.
 

Westy

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I'm confused... steroids are wrong, correct?

What's the punishment for taking them?

Where am I going? What's going to happen to the guy who said he injected Clemens? He admitted participating. Is it a felony? Why isn't the trainer getting in trouble?

I think the trainer was offered clemency for his cooperation in the initial report.
 

I Are Baboon

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According to Roger Clemens:

Brian McNamee is lying
Andy Pettitte isn't remembering things correctly
Blue Jays' doctors are incompetent
His agents have not served him well

...but he has done no wrong.
 

Westy

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Which initial report?

As I understand it, he was peripherally invovled in the Mitchell report, but withheld evidence.
He can still get in trouble for withholding evidence but was granted clemency for any information he might have given about doing illegal things in the Mitchell report. If not he could have just pleaded the 5th for every question asked.
 

Westy

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According to Roger Clemens:

Brian McNamee is lying
Andy Pettitte isn't remembering things correctly
Blue Jays' doctors are incompetent
His agents have not served him well

...but he has done no wrong.
Let's not forget McNamee gave his wife HGH and he knew nothing about it, didn't even know what HGH was.
 

I Are Baboon

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Let's not forget McNamee gave his wife HGH and he knew nothing about it, didn't even know what HGH was.
Clemens didn't know about his wife getting the HGH shots, yet he and McNamee had a heated discussion about it when Wifey Clemens had a bad reaction to said HGH shots.
 

reflux

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I want to see him get all roid raged out. I bet that would make Sports Center.
Please see repeated attempts to injure Mike Piazza.

Mike got his revenge though. At the all-star game in Houston a few years back, Piazza was catching for Clemens. Rumor has it that the reason Roger was pwn3d in that game was because Piazza gave each hitter the signal. Genius!
 

Tmeyer

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Please see repeated attempts to injure Mike Piazza.

Mike got his revenge though. At the all-star game in Houston a few years back, Piazza was catching for Clemens. Rumor has it that the reason Roger was pwn3d in that game was because Piazza gave each hitter the signal. Genius!
Are you serious? I have never heard that, to funny. Clemens may have been an amazing pitcher but I can't stand the guy....
 

$tinkle

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There is a revolution against the oppressive RM regime.
i was wondering.
i started to ask BV & he interrupted, saying, "take a number like everyone else!"
that's kind of a weird response to just a simple query.
 

X3pilot

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What burns my ass besides a 3 foot flame is how much $$$ was being wasted by MY Congress to investigate this for TMZ.

Who the phuc cares????

This has turned into the United States of Phuctardia...
 

sanjuro

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Debbie Clemens, the wife of Roger Clemens, tried HGH as Brian McNamee stated, even though their accounts differ.

Roger Clemens read a statement from his wife at Wednesday's congressional hearing, contending that McNamee touted its benefit during a visit to the family's Houston home, then provided the HGH and she injected herself.
 

Westy

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What burns my ass besides a 3 foot flame is how much $$$ was being wasted by MY Congress to investigate this for TMZ.

Who the phuc cares????

This has turned into the United States of Phuctardia...

The only good argument I heard was that since almost all stadiums are publicly funded the government has a responsibilyt to ensure the business that takes place in them is all legal.

I found it rediculous that the hearing operated on party lines. Republicans grilling McNamee and kissing Clemens ass and the Dems the other way around. First of all how does your political leaning influence what you might believe in this case and wasn't it the president that brought it all up in the first place? You'd think the Republicans would be grilling Clemens, but I guess he is a rich white guy.
 

I Are Baboon

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I found it rediculous that the hearing operated on party lines. Republicans grilling McNamee and kissing Clemens ass and the Dems the other way around. First of all how does your political leaning influence what you might believe in this case and wasn't it the president that brought it all up in the first place? You'd think the Republicans would be grilling Clemens, but I guess he is a rich white guy.
I couldn't figure that one out, either. That was freggin rediculous.