I am going to a pig roast this weekend and I am supposed to bring desert what goes good with pig???
For dessert? Take a fresh peach pie. Peach always goes great with pig.
Oh - and take it to Beer and Food n00B!!
Guaranteed to have the whole pie to yourself!Poke a hole in the middle and make two dents near the hole. Show up with crumbs in your lap.
Is that Homer J's super doughnut?
Don't try to ride the pig. I never have been invited back...pig roast etiquette???
Jeezus, dude. You got some sort of swine necrophilia going on there?Don't try to ride the pig. I never have been invited back...
says the guy with bacon as his avatar.Jeezus, dude. You got some sort of swine necrophilia going on there?
Dude - I *eat* pig....says the guy with bacon as his avatar.
I usually use pinot noir to do that.<snip> That will cut through the yummy delicious mouth watering pork fat from the main course.
You ever tried to ride a live one? Them things are quick.A dead pig no less.
Actually... I have. My mom was *pi$$ed* when we showed up on the front porch covered in pig $hit and mud.You ever tried to ride a live one? Them things are quick.
haha, see, if you had only ridden a dead pig, you could have been covered in grease and smelled like bacon. Who can be angry at that?Actually... I have. My mom was *pi$$ed* when we showed up on the front porch covered in pig $hit and mud.
You might want to just keep your pig pornography to yourself.haha, see, if you had only ridden a dead pig, you could have been covered in grease and smelled like bacon. Who can be angry at that?
I'm gonna whip up BLTs tonight with fresh heirlooms:I could really go for a baconator.
Feel any pain in your left shoulder? Maybe a tingly feeling?Already had two this week.
No, but I'll admit. After racing a 100 mile mtb race over the weekend, I usually splurge and eat whatever I want.Feel any pain in your left shoulder? Maybe a tingly feeling?
Funny, I do the same thing. Just replace the 100mi bike ride with walk the dog.No, but I'll admit. After racing a 100 mile mtb race over the weekend, I usually splurge and eat whatever I want.
I think that's already been covered.Don't put your dick in the pig.
Put it in the mashed potatoes instead.Don't put your dick in the pig.
I think you're actually supposed to put it in the pie.Put it in the mashed potatoes instead.