back in the time (high school) i won a bet by eating 3 chipotle burritos in one sitting. never again. that was probably the manliest thing ive ever done. which you know, says something about how big of a sally-ass i am.
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wow three burritos? thats crazy. one is prety darn filling. and mike i've like serioiusly seen every episode todate and have them all on tape but thanks any way. south park kicks ass, especialy cartman.WhiteRavenKS said:
All the girls at Pete's speak english.
they also speak indie/scene/hippy. sometimes good, other times not so much.
May be true. However, this discussion will end if you go to the DTC, eat at the Chipolte on Belview during school year lunch. This is especially true during the warmer months. The Cherry Creek highschool chicks (HOT) all come in in their scantily clad clothing... I can barely finish a burrito due to my mouth hung open.EVILTWIN said:
Petes in the DTC sucks, period, the end. Nothing but pompas corporate fat chicks that still think they have it....
Ascentrek said:
Interesting, Ascentrek's evaluation of each joint disregards flavor (of burrito) for flavor (of local talent). I like your style. Thinking outside of the box, or about the box, as it were.
A question:
Are the two joints in the DTC close enough that one might buy a burrito at IP's and take it over to Chipotle to enjoy the scenery? Seems like the obvious solution, no?
One of the reasons Moga and I liked the IP's on the hill was the well-endowed blonde girl who worked at the ice cream shop down the street. LOL, we would get the worst gas after follwoing up a fat burrito with a double scoop (get it?) of vanilla heaven. MMMMM, so creamy!
If you're in the DTC forget about Chipotle & IP and just go to Little Anita's on Arapahoe & Yosemite.
No "talent" but the food actually resembles food.
No "talent" but the food actually resembles food.
beware of the visually transmitted herpes. creek ho's got that rampant.
god your cool kevin.WhiteRavenKS said:
yes they do and i would know, bitches are crazy up at creek. airborn hiv originated and festered @cherry creek high school. thank god i didnt have to sit through class with those skanks, just see them every night i was blacked out and balls deep
yeah, i used to be cool. now im just a chump like any other former high school football star... except i never did that crap.
You can also enjoy a Qdoba on the adjecent corner of Chipotle.SkaredShtles said:If you're in the DTC forget about Chipotle & IP and just go to Little Anita's on Arapahoe & Yosemite.
No "talent" but the food actually resembles food.
i even think that spommer could attest to the irrelevance of burritos when there is Jim's
seriously TJ, were talking illegal petes burritos here, they are never irrelevent.The Lazian said:
naysay not! only until thou hast partaketh one holy bite from the burger of Jim's haven can one speak
i dont think that any burger, no matter how good, can ever beat a petes burritio.
a burger from the trash can at mcdonalds that i threw up out of my own mouth and then consumed once more would be better than anything from pete's
ummmmm, burger haven, haruahaghhghghgguarhghg (you know that gargling sound homer makes)
ummmmm, burger haven, haruahaghhghghgguarhghg (you know that gargling sound homer makes)
Why do you hate America and freedom?ride_fast said:
Okay Fine. I'm coming out of Monkey retirement for this.
DISCLAIMER-This is a BOULDER ONLY review.
I-Peats- Hottest burrito girls of all time. They are all like sevens. And yes, they do make damn fine burritos.
Chipotle-Best rice in town. Yeah, I said it. Depends if Juan makes the burrito or Joe. Certain ethnicities just know how to throw down better in the burrito catagory
Big City- Biggest burrito--but weird flavor. Do I really want a "pesto" tortilla?
Doba- Chewy Tortilla. Good. Mole is delicoius.
I say Peats wins until the girls get ugly.
DISCLAIMER-This is a BOULDER ONLY review.
I-Peats- Hottest burrito girls of all time. They are all like sevens. And yes, they do make damn fine burritos.
Chipotle-Best rice in town. Yeah, I said it. Depends if Juan makes the burrito or Joe. Certain ethnicities just know how to throw down better in the burrito catagory
Big City- Biggest burrito--but weird flavor. Do I really want a "pesto" tortilla?
Doba- Chewy Tortilla. Good. Mole is delicoius.
I say Peats wins until the girls get ugly.
Petes in denver is aweful. Wahoo's is the best, hands down. I eat there three times a week and it's the sh!t.
-Chris
-Chris
yes wahoos wins
ok i take the i hate burger statment fact back. i forgot about In n' Out, best burgurs like ever. i just hate like mc d's burgers, they weird. Good Times has some decent burgers too.TheInedibleHulk said:
Big City (Ft. Collins) pulls a fat manual while toke'n a fat blunt in one hand and grab'n nuts in the other. NUFF SIZHEAD BIZNITCH!
no handed manuals are pretty tough, but how ya gonna make the burrito if you're riding your bike and smokin' the profits? chipotle wins.
I went to BB with my wife last week and didn't even get a relleno.Morryjg said:
Their green chile still kicks a$$, though.
who cares if chipotle is PARTIALLY owned by mcdonalds? you're now fully owned by me.
First of all I love all big burritoes, but Baja Fresh sucks in comparison to chipotle and petes, andMorryjg said:Chipotle=McDonalds.
I gotta go try Illegal Pete's now. Never been there. But, I'm sure they own Chipotle. I'm partial to Baja Fresh though. They serve a yummy burrito.
Brewery Bar owns everyone on rellenos though!!! :hot:
Baja Fresh=Wendey's,
plus the only real conection chipotle has with McDonalds besides being owned by them, is they use there distribution lines, which as you can imagin works out really well.
Illegal petes in the DTC sucks. Go next door to Tin Star and you'll get much better food, service, and all the free salsa you could want.Morryjg said:Chipotle=McDonalds.
I gotta go try Illegal Pete's now. Never been there. But, I'm sure they own Chipotle. I'm partial to Baja Fresh though. They serve a yummy burrito.
Brewery Bar owns everyone on rellenos though!!! :hot:
Went to Big City tonight, what a god awful pile fo sh!t. That's what happens when you let some filthy irishman try to make mexican food. Everything is bland as hell and cheap crap. Stay in Fort Collins and wallow in your filth.jason3559 said:
You know, as much as Fort Collins gets rave reviews, their food is bland, the downtown isn't all that happening, and it reminds me of a lost midwestern town looking for something.TheInedibleHulk said:
Little Anita's is pretty fast............Morryjg said:
i figured this thread needed another faint whisper of truth to combat the foul air of burrtio-heresy.
chipotle rules, everything else sucks.
chipotle rules, everything else sucks.
I disagree©2001 said:
Chipotle rules, everything else is just real good.
$100 and 4 Chipotle's sais I can put down 4WhiteRavenKS said:
i dont doubt your abilities mister B. my bet was only for 25. i dont recomend you do it before a gym class, that's really the only advice i have. let's get some in-n-out on the way to sea otter eh?
In-n-Out,WhiteRavenKS said:
