I'm gonna git me shotgun an' kill all the whiteys I seeeeeeeeeeeeeee
quote from news in the south
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You don't hear any good banjo music in the north.
There was nothing like being welcomed off the plane by the toothless, shoeless, single suspendered coverall wearing band like that time I visited Mobile. The jug hooting solo took my breath away.
There was nothing like being welcomed off the plane by the toothless, shoeless, single suspendered coverall wearing band like that time I visited Mobile. The jug hooting solo took my breath away.
Blue, if you come to TN, I'll rape you myself.
There really are no depths you aren't prepared to plumb, are there Shirl? Not a bad thing, mind you.
I think convenience is overrated. That's why I don't drive my car.
Sounds like some places In Maine I've been
So you say, but yet you live in a city so everything's at your fingertips.
true...
Convenience is relative, and has very little to do with how much time you have to spend in your vehicle to get the things you need.
My choice to live in the city is based far more on efficiency than convenience.
There are still some pretty backwards area's and people in the South but for the most part folks are the same everywhere. Actually the scariest place I have been is in rural areas of Washington. Not just scary rednecks but scary rednecks on Meth, yay.
Southeast Idaho FTW!!!
Nice old SNL reference! Wasn't that Garrett Morris?
Wait....you were in West TN and Arkansas looking for southern hospitality?
That's like going to a Village People show looking for straight people to talk to.
You would think......but apparently everyone north of Maryland hasn't quite figured that one out yet. I made the mistake of trying to order sweet tea in Boston one time---they sent out dirty dish water and some Sweet-N-Low. Keep up the good work, Beantown.
I need to go on a tour of Atlanta wearing a t-shirt with Sherman on it. Ohhhh yeeeah...
Nobody would know who it was.....they'd be like "How come you have a picture of Ted Turner on your shirt?"
Yes it was. Funny skit. Even funnier story behind the song. IMO.
Is anybody living in ATL even *from* the South any more?
But don't tell Blue that.Is anybody living in ATL even *from* the South any more?
It will ruin his mental picture of alligators running around downtown,
walking out in front of all the tractors.
Damn, some of you people need to get out more.
You will learn that people are generally the same all over.
As far as Mountains, both Blue and SS are welcome anytime to come over and follow me down from the top of Windrock, or we can climb up Laurel Mountain to the Blue Ridge Parkway, or better yet, grab the roadie bikes and climb to the top of Mount Mitchell. A 30+ mile continous climb often gives someone enough time to pull their head out of their ass.
"I'm gonna git me a shotgun and kill all the nig...."
**cut to commercial**
or this...
Funny meth DH'ing story...well...maybe not that funny:
There's this trail...in the hills east of Seattle...used to shuttle it all the time. Anyway, come blasting through this one section and there's trash all over. I don't think anything of it at first. Next run down, a buddy stops, I stop too thinking he's flatted on some of the junk...but no... There were empty boxes of Coleman camping gear (Stove, lantern, etc.), gallon jugs of various acid, and a bunch of empty Sudafed containers. We backed away very slowly...and got the hell out of there. Two weeks later, I was back...rode through the same area and it was completely cleansed still with police tape everywhere.... Sort of disconcerting considering that people are loading up fully auto AK's and shooting at rocks just up the hill.....
I wonder if this is the same spot we rode at a few years ago that seemed to be used by a bunch of weirdos for TV target practice... That was also disconcerting.
My buddy is a construction manager out there and whenever they build or widen a road he has to go out and evict all the squatters and find all the meth lab locations before his crew goes into the area. Not his favorite part of the job.or this...
Funny meth DH'ing story...well...maybe not that funny:
There's this trail...in the hills east of Seattle...used to shuttle it all the time. Anyway, come blasting through this one section and there's trash all over. I don't think anything of it at first. Next run down, a buddy stops, I stop too thinking he's flatted on some of the junk...but no... There were empty boxes of Coleman camping gear (Stove, lantern, etc.), gallon jugs of various acid, and a bunch of empty Sudafed containers. We backed away very slowly...and got the hell out of there. Two weeks later, I was back...rode through the same area and it was completely cleansed still with police tape everywhere.... Sort of disconcerting considering that people are loading up fully auto AK's and shooting at rocks just up the hill.....
NO you don't. I went to some fancy pants taco place in down town Birmingham and all they have was just regular tea.
lthumbsdown:
What is that, like ten hours from SA?We have one mountain...
You mean exit thirrrrrr........
It's funny how I just got used to the gunfire there.....
A fun 8 hours of nothing.
Birmingham is the downtown. You went to a taco place in Alabama? You should have gotten bbq.NO you don't. I went to some fancy pants taco place in down town Birmingham and all they have was just regular tea.
1. There should be NO fancy pants taco places, ever, anywhere.NO you don't. I went to some fancy pants taco place in down town Birmingham and all they have was just regular tea.
2. Especially not in Birmingham
3. Most places down South refer to it as simply Tea.
Sweet Tea is nectar of the Gods!
A 30+ mile continous climb often gives someone enough time to pull their head out of their ass.
A 30+ mile continous climb often gives someone enough time to pull their head out of their ass.
LCC has less of a gain than BCC, but it seems more brutal IMHO...
Like I said, get out more:
LCC has less of a gain than BCC, but it seems more brutal IMHO...
Long ride cumulating in a climb? I mean, I could string together some canyons and come up with some ridiculous 30k foot gain ride over 100 miles...
The rural South is much like rural Utah/Idaho, but substitute jeebus freeks for fundy Mormons. And flat boringness for mountains. Wooo!
The rural South is much like rural Utah/Idaho, but substitute jeebus freeks for fundy Mormons. And flat boringness for mountains. Wooo!
Hey - we have big hills here too.<snip>
As far as Mountains, both Blue and SS are welcome anytime to come over and follow me down from the top of Windrock, or we can climb up Laurel Mountain to the Blue Ridge Parkway, or better yet, grab the roadie bikes and climb to the top of Mount Mitchell. A 30+ mile continous climb often gives someone enough time to pull their head out of their ass.
I don't understand what you're trying to say. we have mormons too. we have mountains too. big deal. now go ride.
That rural America sucks all over?
yup, the south is just crazy rednecks....keep out!!
(boredom on ship while in transit to kuwait, circa 1999)
(boredom on ship while in transit to kuwait, circa 1999)