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I looked up Curling in my town. None of the pics of the girls were as hot as the ones in the Olympics. I really, really like the Russian girls that bark out the orders to the broomers. My goal was to hangout at the local curling rink and act like Borat and offer vodka drinks when the participants do something cool. Then under their tutelage one of the hotter Russian chicks would fall in love and we would live happily ever after eating waffles. I would have custom sheets for our bed with a Curling rink pattern on them. Her barking orders at me, and me the dutiful broomer. Just think of the possibilities? I am... They really should have Russian Curling dating sites. Pornhub has no Russian Curling porn either. Just a disgrace....
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What have I ever done to you for you to be so hurtful towards me? I have never callously quashed your dreams.. My feelings have been very, very hurt. I may have to seek punitive damages....I know several women Curlers. All lesbians.
90% of ski school moms need thisTell me more......
will your support cat make a transatlantic flight?
If need be.... Am I going to have to suddenly leave the Country?
Look up women of curling calendar
Lebanese curlers? In the desert? Strange.I know several women Curlers. All lesbians.
I will say, I could certainly get behind a sport that involved hot chicks pushing around giant crullers...mix in some beach volleyball outfits, and we're talking about TV ratings domination
There is a God. Thanks for your help....
Dial 199 on the white lizard, I mean courtesy, phone.
You know I smashed that thing with a hammer in the driveway in a drunken rage full fit. Because Westy and his lizard friends came at me....
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Don't be silly. I don't send lizards on missions in Rochester. Too cold. When your time comes it will be at the hand/paw of a bear or crack baby, and you won't be writing about it.
Clearly a cheap cheap attempt to garner attention. You are only jealous because Ms Twian will be accompanying ME to Dirtfest 2018. Actually she is my second choice due to the fact that Trish Stratus is busy that weekend. No matter I will make the best of the situation. Two cases of Keystone light and a hot oil rub down at the Huntingdon Motor Inn will ease the pain of Ms Stratus not being there.New laptop test
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Most curling clubs have a bar and smoking loungeI will say, I could certainly get behind a sport that involved hot chicks pushing around giant crullers...mix in some beach volleyball outfits, and we're talking about TV ratings domination
Mmmmmm... cinghiale.
You guys are so culturally forward....I don't know what that word means. Is that another word for wild boar, or a dish made from it?
I've seen this pose somewhere. Can't quite put my finger on it. Hmmm...OK I NOT going to Dirtfest 2018 I now have a curling crush
She seems to be barking out orders. I'm on board... I'll broom for her...
