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jonKranked

jonKranked

Detective Dookie
Nov 10, 2005
88,827
27,043
media blackout
dear diary, JACKPOT:

bighitr said:
Bust on me? UP YOURS!!! If this broad wasn't a nut case, I would have been banging it within one hour of picking her up! And even YOU would not have gotten laid with this one! NO WAY! You aren't that good. And fact is, I've been around and you have NO idea what I've been into during the 80's. I've got more under my belt that you will achieve in your life and you will never match the caliber either. TRUST ME ON THIS! 80's metal days, hair to my ass, I had the hottest of the hottest while short haired posers looked at me and couldn't figure out how I got lucky so much.

Question is Jon, WOULD YOU PUT UP WITH ALL HER ANXIETY MENTAL ISSUES SHE's ON MED'S FOR to get a piece of that, or would you walk away! PERIOD! P.S. SCREW REP!!! THIS IS A WEBSITE! You think my life is going to be more fulfilling if I get your freaking rep approval!? *UCK YOU ASSHOLE!!!!!! PISS OFF!!!! Oh by the way, you finished drinking 9 hours ago!? I just got in, I've been drinking since 7 hours ago and just finished off my last one! Not that I'm trying to prove I can drink more than you but who gives a *UCK!

kranked, you're nothing but a loud mouthed young punk douche bag that thinks he knows it all. Get a life box designer. You don't know who I am, but I know who you are. Yer nothing. Keep that in the back of your mind buddy.
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jonKranked

jonKranked

Detective Dookie
Nov 10, 2005
88,827
27,043
media blackout
part 2:

AGAIN! Side stepped the question. WOULD you put up with the mental issues this broad has!? NO, probably not. As to dealing with women, Jonny boy, I may be old, but I can tell you this for a fact! I was banging women in the 80's before you were squirt out of daddy's boner! I was ****in hotter women that you'll ever have! As to me being single, that's by choice to not get ripped off years later by her lawyer! Trust me, I know how to get girls and what to do with them. Every girl I've ever been with has said something about my Italian heritage and my prowess AFTER I DID HER! So I have no lacking in that area pal! *UCK yer Rep! I don't need it! At my age to still be doing a 19 year old drop dead gorgeous blond bombshell (with naked video) 5 year ago, AT MY AGE PAL, is a testament to MY ability at MY age to look SO good that I can still land them that good! Fact is, THIS girl was a GOLD DIGGER THE MOMENT I MET her and FACT IS, she without a doubt was not interested when she figured out I was not a rich man, much like she would with YOU, no matter how many drinks or dirty talk you tried in her ear. I got over 55 under my belt in my time and they aren't ugly, or strippers. Although I did bang a stripper for three months in the early 90's but she was an exception to my standards. Trust my Johnny boy, I've done well in my time and I still do well. I landed her number in five minutes of waking up to her. I know what I'm doing. This girl was not interested after she found out my financial situation. It had nothing to do with my lite beer, or my aggressive approach because I did plenty of aggressive approach on this girl. She got trashed due to her mental problem of being in crowds and her mother the next day told me this when I discreetly questioned if she drank a lot. Her mother admitted she had some major problems. I chose not to get involved with it past that. Whether YOU would put up with that is yet to be stated by you!
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Sodak

Sodak

Chimp
Jan 4, 2013
54
0
MTBR
^ wow... Now that guys was just plain nutts... That may be the best PM I have ever seen... Thanks for sharing..

* I banged so many hot chicks in my 80's metal days!! - :rofl:
 
Flyin_W

Flyin_W

Chimp
Jan 4, 2013
53
0
Oh yeah........ gotta love ^^^ drunk posts [PM's]. :weee:
A real charmer! Without knowing either one, I place all blame on
the Over-Serve Fairy who granted them superpowers.

It's my honest belief, and if/when the time comes..... will be my alibi. :cheers:
 
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WMAC

WMAC

Chimp
Sep 23, 2012
65
2
Franklin, TN
I have a confession. I am a Very conflicted person. I was just laughing so hard at those rage PMs that I was crying. Serious tears of joy and laughter were streaming down my smiling face.

Then, out of nowhere, GUILT. A voice in my head said, "WTF is wrong with you. That guy is mentally ill. You shouldn't be laughing at that - he needs help."

And and then, the next thing I knew, I was pissed at myself for not being able to enjoy a masterpiece of crazy.

FML
 
binary visions

binary visions

The voice of reason
Jun 13, 2002
22,165
1,261
NC
I couldn't even begin to post all the PMs and emails I received. Pages and pages of crazy. All about how he was a victim, everyone was against him, how it was my moral responsibility to moderate every time someone cracked a joke at his expense...

He was going to sue for cyber bullying from people who responded to his crazy postings by laughing at him, and sue for slander after he left the guy in the woods and a couple people here said that he almost killed the downed rider by leaving him.

I'd be more inclined to feel bad for him if he wasn't such a harassing dick to everyone around him.
 
kazlx

kazlx

Patches O'Houlihan
Aug 7, 2006
6,985
1,958
Tustin, CA
Yea pretty sure the leaving for dead was BIGHITR and mattmatt. I asked about the same thing and someone posted a link. Matt had a pretty serious accident and ended up getting carted to the ER and there were posts from BIGHITR coming across a guy that was f'ed up in the middle of nowhere and he just rode ride past him. What a winner haha.
 
Trail Ninja

Trail Ninja

Monkey
Jan 4, 2013
109
2
Vancouver Island
... I was ****in hotter women that you'll ever have! As to me being single, that's by choice to not get ripped off years later by her lawyer! Trust me, I know how to get girls and what to do with them. Every girl I've ever been with has said something about my Italian heritage and my prowess AFTER I DID HER! So I have no lacking in that area pal! *UCK yer Rep! I don't need it! At my age to still be doing a 19 year old drop dead gorgeous blond bombshell (with naked video) 5 year ago, AT MY AGE PAL, is a testament to MY ability at MY age to look SO good that I can still land them that good!... Trust my Johnny boy, I've done well in my time and I still do well. I landed her number in five minutes of waking up to her. I know what I'm doing. This girl was not interested after she found out my financial situation. It had nothing to do with my lite beer, or my aggressive approach because I did plenty of aggressive approach on this girl. ...
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Now why does that remind me of this?

 
Trail Ninja

Trail Ninja

Monkey
Jan 4, 2013
109
2
Vancouver Island
Nick said:
:disgust1:

you must be a youngin' ....
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I'm used to that sort of thing. I work with kids a lot. About 20 years ago my friend's son couldn't call home on my rotary phone.

I went to a museum this summer. It was a farm. Inside it just looked like the house I grew up in. They had a pile of old tools in the barn that the volunteer guide wasn't sure what they were or how they were used. I spent a weekend there showing him.
 
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eric strt6

eric strt6

Resident Curmudgeon
Sep 8, 2001
24,396
15,166
directly above the center of the earth
oh hell looky what I found

Bighiter is a complete tool
Normally I don't dish out **** but my god he just left a guy out there. Then he writes about it and doesn't understand what the big deal is. Living proof that Rednecks **** sheep.

his title should be "Do the Stupid Thing"

Re: Bighiter is a complete tool
Originally Posted by eric strt6
Originally Posted by sstalder5
I agree completely. I already didn't like him but this is a new low. This guy could not get any stupider.

At least we never have to ride with him. I know none of the people I ride with are that dumb.

well judging by MattMatt's comments I was completly correct. That dude is lucky to be alive. no thanks to biggus dickus
Wow... I just saw that. I'm interested in how he made it out alive now.
 
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