Probably not worth it. It's pretty well established that they just readjust their denial structure and shift the date.I really, really wish I knew one or two of these kooks...I could have so much fun fvcking with them after they are not taken up into Heaven.
"Hmmm, guess you didnt make the cut. You sure you tithed enough?"
nope but i hope i doanyone here get the invite via facebook for the post rapture looting party?
I stand corrected - It was a group to join on FB, search it!nope but i hope i do
I would LOVE to engage one of these tards in a discussion on eschatology .but I dont know any ..and would take a lot of joy in calling them on the 22nd to hassle their non-rapture .I really, really wish I knew one or two of these kooks...I could have so much fun fvcking with them after they are not taken up into Heaven.
"Hmmm, guess you didnt make the cut. You sure you tithed enough?"
Sadly youre right ..Probably not worth it. It's pretty well established that they just readjust their denial structure and shift the date.
What's even better, is that they predicted that it will start exactly at 6pm at the international date line, then continue around the world hitting each time zone at exactly 6pm. God may be spiteful and want to kill us all, but at least he's respecting our time zones.
To add on to my post above, when I said "its going to continue around the world and hit each time zone", its referring to an earthquake. Apparently its going to defy all laws of tectonic plate theory, geology/geography, and quite possible rip the space time continuum to hit AN ENTIRE TIME ZONE AT ONCE, while not affecting neghboring time zone geographic regions.
Who are you to question one individual's communications with the creator?to say nothing of the fact that time zones are anthropogenic, and arbitrary, much like taxonomic rank
thanks captain obvious. their doomsday prophecies are anthropogenic, just like their god.to say nothing of the fact that time zones are anthropogenic, and arbitrary, much like taxonomic rank
i don't believe i didWho are you to question one individual's communications with the creator?
I mean shlt, you defended the calls made on just such logic during an entire administration.
Word.If all the dumbasses who believe in the rapture disappeared, THIS would be heaven.
and what of the smartasses who believe in the rapture?If all the dumbasses who believe in the rapture disappeared, THIS would be heaven.
Advertising? What's that?anyone else notice that ridemonkey advertises jesus at the top of the page? it pops up every once in a while if you look at politics and world news. it does kinda match with the gop add and the republican party add though.
The Haddad children of Middletown, Md., have a lot on their minds: school projects, SATs, weekend parties. And parents who believe the earth will begin to self-destruct on Saturday.
http://gizmodo.com/5803766/rapture-prankNeed to put several piles of clothing with shoes out in the street and sidewalk Saturday.
Just a few minutes left! Keep it posted!Well it's Saturday.... I'm still here?
Well that was a fail, guess I'll have to keep holding out for Damo's LHC to finish us off then.
5:30pm..... Can't wait to start looting the possessions of the righteous!Just a few minutes left! Keep it posted!
Right on!5/21/2011: the day we fight back
Rule #1: CardioLet's posit that the rapture actually happens, but the real transformation is not to heaven but to zombiehood...
So... basically nothing would change with these people?Let's posit that the rapture actually happens, but the real transformation is not to heaven but to zombiehood...