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Ridemonkey Bike #9 Has arrived...

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golgiaparatus

Out of my element
Aug 30, 2002
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DN is insane we all know this. However he has revealed another part of his personality in this thread... the fact that he is a prick. He doesn't doesn't deserve people's pity or charity.

If you trust or offer to help crazy people you will regret it 99% of the time.
 

Drunken_Ninja

Turbo Monkey
Aug 25, 2002
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Well I brought the bike to the dropin today. 4 people rhode it. -Everybody talked about it. One to go riding with me this summer. Two possible new ridemonkies so far. Everybody was really impressed and bicycle were the number 1 conversation at the drop in. There have been alot of smiles including my own.

Note to the shmucks that I have -neg repped. Read your user cp
 

Drunken_Ninja

Turbo Monkey
Aug 25, 2002
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I have one thing to say for those of you who disagree with what I am doing. I will even further explain...I want videos for my friends of me riding the bike, that includes crashes, jumping and generally flying on this bicycle. I cant hold the camera and still ride safely. Why should any of you care about who will hold the camera? Besides giving some people a chance to enjoy it and have fun well I am even getting videos of others on the bicycle so that they can keep watching them and always remember how much fun it is.

We have decided that the videos will remain in the sole possession of every rider. So if people do like what this site is about then they will become new monkies with their own ride videos. I can replace 100% of you that dont appreciate how much fun we are having with only a few quality noobs
 
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dump

Turbo Monkey
Oct 12, 2001
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This is getting really weird. Where's the ignore button?

How I have the same rep as DN is beyond me ... people, speak with your vote!
 

Drunken_Ninja

Turbo Monkey
Aug 25, 2002
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Hangin' with Riggs and Mertah
You earned this bike? By convincing Stinkola you deserved it? No, you didnt earn nor deserve it.
$10 says it gets wrecked, stolen or worse within 2 months.
everyone who has read my threads and I mean all of them (some 3000+posts) know what I stand up for. A bicycle gives me a purpose in life. I will go so far as to explain that I have personally destroyed lots of parts. This bicycle will not break parts either. It will never be locked up, it will stay attended at all times. Worse would be if I broke bones riding the bike. Relax I am a professional.
 

jdcamb

Tool Time!
Feb 17, 2002
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I am pretty upset by all this. I felt like I was doing something nice for someone who needed a break. I no longer feel good about my contribution as small as it may have been. I was going to contact DN in the next couple days as I will be in Toronto and offer to take him to Kelso and go for a ride with a fellow monkey. I am not feeling I like want to now. I will prolly just do my gig and leave town. To much negativity for me be involved any further. Phug this chit later.......
 
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AngryMetalsmith

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Jun 4, 2006
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I don't know why that there are still some non believers in here. However today I am taking the bicycle to the drop in where I volunteer. There will be some people testing it out and others who will get to arrange an opportunity to go offroading with me. In case some of you havent considered what this means, it will mean new monkies, it will inspire people to do whatever it takes to go out and earn bicycles of this caliber. I expect some serious politeness when people start joining here after finding out where the bicycle came from as well. There will be no videos of today but wow will it ever be exciting.
You manipulative, ungrateful, piece of trash.

You had $400 to spend on the bike, which means you could have bought a used bike locally.

You do not deserve the generosity that was shown you.

I am angered and saddened by your behavior.

I regret voting for you to receive the bike.

Fukk off you stain !
 

Drunken_Ninja

Turbo Monkey
Aug 25, 2002
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I am pretty upset by all this. I felt like I was doing something nice for someone who needed a break. I no longer feel good about my contribution as small as it may have been. I was going to contact DN in the next couple days as I will be in Toronto and offer to take him to Kelso and go for a ride with a fellow monkey. I am not feeling I like want to now. I will prolly just do my gig and leave town. To much negativity for me be involved any further. Phug this chit later.......
I guess my idea of a 4 monkey bike ride has fallen through.
 

Drunken_Ninja

Turbo Monkey
Aug 25, 2002
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You manipulative, ungrateful, piece of trash.

You had $400 to spend on the bike, which means you could have bought a used bike locally.

You do not deserve the generosity that was shown you.

I am angered and saddened by your behavior.

I regret voting for you to receive the bike.
I only ride professional bicycles offroad. If I didnt want to appreciate this beautiful bicycle as such the precious gift it is by riding with it everyday, sleeping with it, sharing it with friends, who would I be then? I am terribly upset with some of you for being so offended.

I understand now why some of the people (at the dropin) wouldnt go near the bicycle to try it because they have bicycles of their own. After one street test a fellow said he didnt want to ride it but would buy a $500 bicycle of his own. He did then go on to say that you dont get things on a bicycle that are this beautiful for $500. I SO AGREE.

This bicycle is strictly being used as incentive for myself and other people to buy our own bicycles. Not all of my friends from the drop in agreed that I should want to give the bicycle back however, this appears to be my only mistake, it is a keeper for sure.

I would only like to have people to ride with and I am capable of finding them myself without ridemonkies...I know people with mental disabilities who cannot work or go to school to re educate. They have next to no opportunity to save up what estimate the value of this bicycle to actually be worth $3000 for arguments sake. I desperately need to balance my medication at this time so that I can focus, think fast enough and recall intantly anything my brain remembers. I am consulting with a specialist. If for any reason I can get this all right without a scribe in college and perfom mathematics coherently which I hope I can...then I will prove to everyone of you that over the next four years while I am in college taking electronics engineering that I will one day finish school and return the bicycle to another owner.

I hope it stays with me for rides with my friends..all of them have schizophrenia: some 20 people and all their specific cases...scenarios. I will volunteer in the summertime when not in school and go for rides.

Then Dont see how I boldly look back at all of you and try to stand up for the values I have already grown up with.
 

Drunken_Ninja

Turbo Monkey
Aug 25, 2002
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But it's your values that seem to be the problem.
At this time I will begin the task of purchasing accessories, softgoods and parts for my co-pilot bicycle. (the one i normally use to get around and lock places) I already did go out and spend the appropriate amount of money to own a bicycle..It was everything I could afford, $500 is alot of money to one of us. It is not however a professional bicycle with an elastomer fork 21spd and a mechanical disc brake.

By the time I get all of the things needed to get into the sport of Epic XC it will take me spending the majority of all my money for a long time. This is part of the commitment.
 

sneakysnake

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Apr 2, 2006
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At this time I will begin the task of purchasing accessories, softgoods and parts for my co-pilot bicycle. (the one i normally use to get around and lock places)

Whoa Whoa Whoa, so your telling us that you already had a bike before you got this one donated to you??? WHAT THE FUDGE!!!! That just pisses me off, Now I really do think that you should send the bike back to stinky and allow him to donate it to a less fortunate kid(aka, a kid who doesn't have a bike already, or four hundred bucks to put into one thats donated to him).

Seriously what kind of a dick do you have to be to take a bike away from a kid, because you wanted one to add to your stable.


DN, for the first time since all these threads have started why don't you show some class and send the bike back to stinky...you can even have a professional pack it for you.
 

Drunken_Ninja

Turbo Monkey
Aug 25, 2002
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I just came from Sweet Petes. I donated the two remaining singlespeed chains into their kids donation bike program. It turned out the part that I ordered from them came in a couple of days ago. We had already traded the value of the derailleur hangar for a new pair of disc brake pads.
 

JohnE

filthy rascist
May 13, 2005
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Front Range, dude...
Then Dont see how I boldly look back at all of you and try to stand up for the values I have already grown up with.
You were taught to misrepresent circumstances in order to divert a bike from a kid who really could use it? MMike is right, your values are the problem. I will go one further and say they are ****ed...fully and truly ****ed, mental illness or not. And now you are letting it be known that you had another bike all along? And you only ride proffessional bikes off road? Wow, an arrogant moocher...
 

TN

Hey baby, want a hot dog?
Jul 9, 2002
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HELLO?!
This whole story was fabricated to rile up a bunch of bulletin board users a la coffee knife story & cocaine hooker story.
:jester:
 

AngryMetalsmith

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Jun 4, 2006
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Well, since its back, here is his gem of rep comment to me:

"this entire project is being funded by my dope money. Now I rely on other peoples compassion."

what a walking stool sample.
Douche bag neg repped me and requested I add him to my ignore list.

I don't have an ignore list.


Drunken Ninja should be banned.
 

binary visions

The voice of reason
Jun 13, 2002
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This thread really f**king pisses me off.

I'm going to take my comments to the individuals who need to hear them and lock this trainwreck. I will be contemplating permanently banning Drunken_Ninja as well. I am utterly disgusted by his attitude and ability to ruin what was an awesome donation program.
 
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