Got 1/3rd of my monkeys gifts, still waiting on the other 2/3rds to arrive. Come on brown Santa! I gotta get this thing in the mail!
Ridemonkey Secret Santa 2014
- Thread starter binary visions
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Waiting for one more purchase to arrive and I need to print out some bottle labels. Almost ready to wrap and ship. My elf is winning.
Swag bag deployed.
Duck and cover!
Duck and cover!
sent, will arrive on the 19th in NH
my boys in blue should be delivering to the pac nw by 12/20.
Steel butt plug?
Mmmm, not quite
got the last gift for my elf. pack tonight, ship tomorrow!
Ready to ship. Where do I collect my prize for best packaging?
Package is in the mail! My elf should have it on Saturday.
No pictures taken. Unless there is a packaging award for the most nondescript.
No pictures taken. Unless there is a packaging award for the most nondescript.
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your pussy looks just like my pussy cat
i have giftwrapped items that i was unsure could be giftwrapped
The package I shipped was made up almost exclusively of weirdly shaped items. My wrapping job was... special.
I was going to make an off-color joke about this being the first time a monkey has gotten pussy as a result of this website but I thought it might be in poor taste.
It will definitely be the first time that a 'monkey has received a live pet as a secret santa gift. How do you wrap him/her?
I was going to make an off-color joke about this being the first time a monkey has gotten pussy as a result of this website but I thought it might be in poor taste.
I didn't wrap anything. I've long since given up on wrapping gifts.
elfs package is "out for delivery"
shipped!
So what is the RMSS etiquette for opening gifts? My reference is my family: don't open until the 24th/25th, for the love of God! And my new/wife's family where they just open stuff anytime that it sounds fun.
I'm only asking because I received my package, and I am really excited but can't decide if I should open it! Anyone?
Edit: just saw Ih8rices gift, so maybe there's my answer?
I'm only asking because I received my package, and I am really excited but can't decide if I should open it! Anyone?
Edit: just saw Ih8rices gift, so maybe there's my answer?
Delivered!
I don't think anyone has ever actually waited upon receiving their RMSS gift. I can't think of a time, anyway.
City Steam Naughty Nurse beer, and a Monkey Farts candle. I was at a craft show before I got the name of my elf, and saw that candle and bought it on the spot.
if thats what monkey farts really smell like then im okay with my house smelling like ass
Binary Visions NAILED IT! Such awesome gifts!
$100 donated in my name to the bikes for kids foundation
Custom 29er solidarity sticker
Tipsy Sleigh IPA homebrew- (not found on the west coast )
Packable food dish for Zoey, even labeled for her!
And last, but not least, a fricken Ridemonkey Stainless Steel Growler!!!
Thanks again BV, this made a wonderful early Christmas for me and Zoe dog.
$100 donated in my name to the bikes for kids foundation
Custom 29er solidarity sticker
Tipsy Sleigh IPA homebrew- (not found on the west coast )
Packable food dish for Zoey, even labeled for her!
And last, but not least, a fricken Ridemonkey Stainless Steel Growler!!!
Thanks again BV, this made a wonderful early Christmas for me and Zoe dog.
Binary Visions NAILED IT! Such awesome gifts!
$100 donated in my name to the bikes for kids foundation
Custom 29er solidarity sticker
Tipsy Sleigh IPA homebrew- (not found on the west coast )
Packable food dish for Zoey, even labeled for her!
And last, but not least, a fricken Ridemonkey Stainless Steel Growler!!!
Thanks again BV, this made a wonderful early Christmas for me and Zoe dog.
DUDE that Growler is F*(#&#*^$#&KING AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I received my drunken missed the RM SS gift to myself yesterday. A 22" Ontario knife machete. This thing is awesome, can easily hack through a 3" branch with a single swing. I have presidential amounts of brush to clear, not to mention this will easily separate a zombie from it's head when Z day hits.
Binary Visions NAILED IT! Such awesome gifts!
$100 donated in my name to the bikes for kids foundation
Custom 29er solidarity sticker
Tipsy Sleigh IPA homebrew- (not found on the west coast )
Packable food dish for Zoey, even labeled for her!
And last, but not least, a fricken Ridemonkey Stainless Steel Growler!!!
Thanks again BV, this made a wonderful early Christmas for me and Zoe dog.
you got a fucking dog?! god damnit
Didn't a particular west coast monkey end up with the wife of a Rochester monkey?
LOL! I went to buy myself a present and they didn't have one in my size
So, I ordered it and it shall arrive in the next week or two.
I must have been feeling generous though...I bought Sq-Earl one too!
received my package today, it is leaking some sort of oily substance, has a white powder all over it and is ticking. will open shortly at the nearest school.
Package away!
Enjoy!
Enjoy!
Man, TrumbullHucker is gonna be pissed when he doesn't get an animal for RMSS...Secret Santa gift arrived today! Mushu...