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  1. jonKranked

    jonKranked Press Button, Receive Stupid

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    "garlic patchouli" is the next hot fragrance.
     
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  2. TN

    TN Hey baby, want a hot dog?

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    not enough time spent in shed is my consensus
     
  3. TN

    TN Hey baby, want a hot dog?

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    not no more. in my first serious relationship since the divorce. :cool:
     
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  4. KenW449

    KenW449 something stupid

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    It actually rained yesterday! Such a weird phenomenon this time of year. Got my car registration updated, so I'm good for two moar years. According to a group, gaggle?, whatever 3 older ladies sitting together is called, there was one young lady that couldn't take her eyes off me. Relatively sure she was underage though.
     
  5. TN

    TN Hey baby, want a hot dog?

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    i bet that combo is nice maybe with some clary sage.
     
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    roflbox roflborx

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  7. Adventurous

    Adventurous Starshine Bro

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    Or, in the holiday spirit, "Dingleberry breeze".
     
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  8. TN

    TN Hey baby, want a hot dog?

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    thats just gross
     
  9. Adventurous

    Adventurous Starshine Bro

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    But it's packed with pheromones! :D
     
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  10. Nick

    Nick My name is Nick

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    ladies and gentlemen, your next senator from Alabama ....
     
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  11. heavyd

    heavyd Monkey

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    I have to poop. The bathrooms at work are like... a big nope. Like only if it's so bad you can't walk.

    fml.
     
  12. TN

    TN Hey baby, want a hot dog?

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    wtf do you work? A rest stop in Arkansas?
     
  13. heavyd

    heavyd Monkey

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    You'd think so. Apparently IT people pee on floors and shit on toilet seats. It's kind of universal, like that monkey exhibit at the zoo.
     
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  14. jimmydean

    jimmydean The Official Meat of Ridemonkey

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    The future is nowish.

     
  15. mandown

    mandown Poopdeck Repost

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    It’s the transmission speed on the virtual environment. We have storage space, but the tubes are small, so my outlook lags more than usual.
     
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    In certain crash situations, that wheel could do a lot of damage to an extremity.
     
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    rockofullr confused

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    I think the word you're looking for is "STANK"
     
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  18. TN

    TN Hey baby, want a hot dog?

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    :rofl:

    it means my 'come to daddy' scent. :devil:
     
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  19. SkaredShtles

    SkaredShtles I love NEWCASTLE and will ONLY drink NEWCASTLE!!!!

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    :rofl:

    Let me guess - they piloted the virtual desktop amonst a few hundred employees, everything looked good... so they rolled it out to thousands of employees? BOOM! There goes the neighborhood.
     
  20. SkaredShtles

    SkaredShtles I love NEWCASTLE and will ONLY drink NEWCASTLE!!!!

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    ladies and gentlemen, your next NEXT senator from Alabama ....

    @Nick
     
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  21. mandown

    mandown Poopdeck Repost

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    I think they skipped the first part. This is AIG.
     
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    heavyd Monkey

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    I kinda want a DJ bike. Who wants to sell me a nice complete they have collecting dust on the cheap. :D
     
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    jimmydean The Official Meat of Ridemonkey

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    While I love my DK Asterik (full rigid steel), I really wish I would have kept my BlkMrkt Three57, that was a damn fun bike and adding the front brake made it even funerer.
     
  24. jimmydean

    jimmydean The Official Meat of Ridemonkey

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    It will be in the cloud, EVERYTHING is fast in the cloud. It's a damn cloud!!!
     
  25. TN

    TN Hey baby, want a hot dog?

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    nuh uh. My MJ rule remember?
     
  26. canadmos

    canadmos Mater Slayer

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    I'm thinking that entire cantaloupe for lunch was a bad idea. Going to punch it through with coffee and some clementines.
     
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  27. AngryMetalsmith

    AngryMetalsmith Business is good, thanks for asking

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    Maybe if you took a bath once in a while you might not get sick.

    Still though, you probably don't smell nearly as bad as an Asheville Gutter Punk.
     
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  28. rideit

    rideit Bob the Builder

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    So, my 10 yr old kiddo has a best friend that is, shall we say, a bad seed. He is gonna be trouble. I guess they were searching for youtube videos, and friend decides to search 'porn'.
    Kiddo said nothing came up, but I have a hard time believing that.
    next stop, crusty socks!
     
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  29. Da Peach

    Da Peach Outwitted by a rodent

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    Home with the youngest. He’s got a pretty solid fever, so I’m “working from home”.

    I fell asleep mid sentence reading him a story. Perhaps I needed a day off too.

    Sprained fingers have dampened my riding enthusiasm these days and I’m definitely starting to put on my winter layer of “insulation”.

    Nap time.
     
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  30. TN

    TN Hey baby, want a hot dog?

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    This is the second time i have had the flu in a decade.
    Decided to ride my bike into today despite feeling like death. blew out so much lung butter i felt like a slug leaving a trail. no riding back up the canyon tonight will be fun!
     
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    heavyd Monkey

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    I'm down with some funerer.
     
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    jimmydean The Official Meat of Ridemonkey

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    The BlkMrkt I got at a bike shop in Medford, the DK I scored on ebay for about $200. I don't ride it as much as I should, but you could say that about all my bikes. :rofl:
     
  33. jonKranked

    jonKranked Press Button, Receive Stupid

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    the crust punks and gutter punks that would frequent concerts i attended in pittsburgh....... woof.
     
  34. heavyd

    heavyd Monkey

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    What about skittle thugs?
     
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    roflbox roflborx

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    I am done with today D:
     
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    TN Hey baby, want a hot dog?

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    take me with you
     
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    slyfink Turbo Monkey

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    Merci!

    (do you know about the "mot de Cambronne"?!)
     
  38. johnbryanpeters

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    I merde not have heard it prior to your pointing it out.
     
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    rideit Bob the Builder

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    They are all skiing
     
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    DirtyMike Turbo Fluffer

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    Morning. Skiing this morning went way better than last attempt. Got four miles in total, two in two out. Ended up falling at the turn around and breaking a pole.. fell really big at the car and laughed.
     
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