We wound up with a long haired cat this year - I started carrying a comb in my hip pocket to keep him untangled.
Secret Santa
- Thread starter stosh
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What kind? One of our cats is white and the other is tuxedo (black with white paws, belly, and part of his face)
Black tom, showed up late spring or early summer, wild, matted and skinny as a rail. Got him fed, combed out and deballed and he has integrated very well in the household.
Judging by your grammar, either:
A) you've been taking grammar lessons from PSP
or
B) you didn't want to get outsmarted by your pet
I hate UPS sometimes, looks like my elf is not getting their package on time:
12/23/2008 10:33 P.M. EMERGENCY CONDITIONS BEYOND UPS' CONTROL
12/23/2008 7:06 A.M. OUT FOR DELIVERY
12/23/2008 6:21 A.M. THE STREET TYPE SHOWN ON THE LABEL IS INCORRECT. UPS IS ATTEMPTING TO DETERMINE THE CORRECT TYPE TO COMPLETE DELIVERY / THE ADDRESS HAS BEEN CORRECTED. THE DELIVERY HAS BEEN RESCHEDULED
12/23/2008 4:14 A.M. DESTINATION SCAN
The address was entered exactly as provided. I think UPS is only delivering air shipment stuff today, not ground.
12/23/2008 10:33 P.M. EMERGENCY CONDITIONS BEYOND UPS' CONTROL
12/23/2008 7:06 A.M. OUT FOR DELIVERY
12/23/2008 6:21 A.M. THE STREET TYPE SHOWN ON THE LABEL IS INCORRECT. UPS IS ATTEMPTING TO DETERMINE THE CORRECT TYPE TO COMPLETE DELIVERY / THE ADDRESS HAS BEEN CORRECTED. THE DELIVERY HAS BEEN RESCHEDULED
12/23/2008 4:14 A.M. DESTINATION SCAN
The address was entered exactly as provided. I think UPS is only delivering air shipment stuff today, not ground.
Goo fedex!
Dec 24, 2008 7:14 AM
On FedEx vehicle for delivery
RENO, NV
Dec 24, 2008 7:14 AM
On FedEx vehicle for delivery
RENO, NV
Update: Delivered. Dirt, wake your fat ass up!
Talked to my roommate from work.
Box at the house.
But its vibrating....
Thanks Jon, will rip into it whenever I get off this god forsaken mountain.
Box at the house.
But its vibrating....
Thanks Jon, will rip into it whenever I get off this god forsaken mountain.
I got you the deluxe butt plug. Maybe I shouldn't have put the batteries in before I sent it...
MMmmm, that should fix my mangled tail bone up good.
And give me sweet, sailor filled dreams.
You're the best!
And give me sweet, sailor filled dreams.
You're the best!
package on its way to the mountainous state. It might be a day late 
sorry
sorry
I sent the package yesterday... They said because of weather/ christmas it MIGHT be late.
he has a tendency of doing that.
Don't worry I am sure the recipient will be happy whenever it gets there. I declare no ban for PSP.
Booooo! I dropped it off at Fedex on the 18th and it didn't leave the facility until the 22nd?!!
The delivery date changed from the 24th to the 30th! BOOOOO! I guess it'll be a New Years present.
Dec 23, 2008 10:52 AM
Departed FedEx location
BLOOMINGTON, CA
Next scheduled tracking update: Dec 25, 2008
1:57 AM
Arrived at FedEx location
BLOOMINGTON, CA
Dec 22, 2008 8:29 PM
Left FedEx origin facility
SAN DIEGO, CA
7:27 PM
Arrived at FedEx location
SAN DIEGO, CA
4:19 PM
Picked up
SAN DIEGO, CA
Dec 18, 2008 3:12 PM
Package data transmitted to FedEx
With my luck, the bad weather will tack on a few more days to the delay.
The delivery date changed from the 24th to the 30th! BOOOOO! I guess it'll be a New Years present.
Dec 23, 2008 10:52 AM
Departed FedEx location
BLOOMINGTON, CA
Next scheduled tracking update: Dec 25, 2008
1:57 AM
Arrived at FedEx location
BLOOMINGTON, CA
Dec 22, 2008 8:29 PM
Left FedEx origin facility
SAN DIEGO, CA
7:27 PM
Arrived at FedEx location
SAN DIEGO, CA
4:19 PM
Picked up
SAN DIEGO, CA
Dec 18, 2008 3:12 PM
Package data transmitted to FedEx
With my luck, the bad weather will tack on a few more days to the delay.
Booooo! I dropped it off at Fedex on the 18th and it didn't leave the facility until the 22nd?!!
The delivery date changed from the 24th to the 30th! BOOOOO! I guess it'll be a New Years present.
Double fail.
irate2:Saving the best for last.Double fail.
Oh crap! Brown Santa just paid me a visit. My mom bugged out that there was a truck in the yard. Who got me you forgot your name 
I opened the box infront of my family. First thing mom says is "Do not play with those inside the house, the internet knows you well"
HOLY SMOKES! thanks again whoever had me
I opened the box infront of my family. First thing mom says is "Do not play with those inside the house, the internet knows you well"
HOLY SMOKES! thanks again whoever had me
JonKranked hooked a brother up!
I've got a fever, and the only cure is more cowbell!
And a year of education from Decline.
I revisited the idea of taking a photo of the buttplug, but I put it in so fast that it didn't make much sense to take a stretched brown eye photo.
Thanks a lot JK, you the man!
I've got a fever, and the only cure is more cowbell!
And a year of education from Decline.
I revisited the idea of taking a photo of the buttplug, but I put it in so fast that it didn't make much sense to take a stretched brown eye photo.
Thanks a lot JK, you the man!
That'd most certainly be MikeB. with the hookup for you from Stans!Oh crap! Brown Santa just paid me a visit. My mom bugged out that there was a truck in the yard. Who got me you forgot your name
I opened the box infront of my family. First thing mom says is "Do not play with those inside the house, the internet knows you well"
HOLY SMOKES! thanks again whoever had me
Wow!
opened my gift today. thanks to dhmike for the goodies. here's the weird part... i gave my elf the same gloves i got!! thought that was kinda weird. sorry no pics, my buddy borrowed my camera for his vacation.
Thanks MikeB 
in a funny twist, my elf was also my secret santa.
BigT, thanks for the awesome gifts, esp the custom shirt.
on the front, it says "I Shoot Musicians"
and on the back it says "With my Canon" (and the Canon is the actual logo).
sweet! i'll get some photos up later, but gotta start the xmas dinner prep now. thanks again!!!
BigT, thanks for the awesome gifts, esp the custom shirt.
on the front, it says "I Shoot Musicians"
and on the back it says "With my Canon" (and the Canon is the actual logo).
sweet! i'll get some photos up later, but gotta start the xmas dinner prep now. thanks again!!!
your welcome , i' m glad you like the hook up ! thank you so much BaDNA for going out of your way and hooking me up . best wrapping paper ever [hot chicks and bikinis] ! i would of been happy with the park tool chain scrubber , then you go out of your way and also hook me up with a park tool bottle opener which i didn't have a good one also a dopers suck pair of socks .i really appericate the gifts !
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that's too funny!
Saving the best for last.
Dec 27, 2008 6:46 AM On FedEx vehicle for delivery
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Still waiting
sent from the post office should be there soon
How did the 'inside' feel? For those who won't have a chance to stick your arm in it, use your imagination:
Plain brown box showed up,
Fear was instilled.
Best packaging ever!
Cut the Fedex tube..errrr, triangle
Glue on some large bubble wrap
Assemble tube. Have you ever wrapped your hand in bubble wrap? It's a great insulator and is quite warm. Imagine your hand and forearm in that.
Back of box - You'll feel some funny fur at the end .
The view inside
Hi Mr. Goatse!
[PIC CENSORED] I glued a blown up pic to cardboard and cut out the hands
Wrap with fur dont look at the bottom right
Cut slits
Adhere hands and insert prize!
4xboy, Goatse is waaaaaiting!
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It felt wrong,
and yet so right, irate2: the fur likes to shed and as such is everywhere right now.This box will be saved for a future use I promise that.
Still waiting too
I thought you said "shaved for future use".It felt wrong,
This box will be saved for a future use I promise that.
Didn't I?:biggrin:I thought you said "shaved for future use".