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  1. splat

    splat Nam I am

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    OK I have this friend who was telling me that at his job they have some one there who he swears used to be a stripper at a local place , he thinks he remembers seeing her "perform". I have told him he must find out , but he is chicken , how would you go about finding out , with out getting fired ?
     

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  2. bluebug32

    bluebug32 Asshat

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    Hold up a dollar bill and see how she reacts.
     
  3. Spero

    Spero ass rainbow

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    "Lemme see them fun bags, darlin. I got me a bet brewin."
     
  4. Westy

    Westy the teste

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    Shine a black light on her and look for stains.
     
  5. BurlyShirley

    BurlyShirley Rex Grossman Will Rise Again

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    Say the word "cocaine" in her presence and watch for her eyes to light up.
     
  6. LordOpie

    LordOpie MOTHER HEN

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    Talk about paint stripper to a co-worker around her, but leave out "paint".
     
  7. jimmydean

    jimmydean The Official Meat of Ridemonkey

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    "Haven't I seen you nekkid?" seems to work.
     
  8. AngryMetalsmith

    AngryMetalsmith Business is good, thanks for asking

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    Have maintenance come by to install a stripper pole in her office....
     
  9. jimmydean

    jimmydean The Official Meat of Ridemonkey

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    Fixed.
     
  10. AngryMetalsmith

    AngryMetalsmith Business is good, thanks for asking

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    Why not, they're supposed to be good exercise.

    It would also be a good deterrent for unwanted visits.
     
  11. offsprung

    offsprung Monkey

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    ask her what she did before she started working there.
     
  12. DirtyMike

    DirtyMike Turbo Fluffer

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  13. hooples3

    hooples3 Fuggetaboutit!

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    ask her why she looks so familiar

    and then if she tells you she was a stripper i guess you could say you didn't recognize her without dental floss between her a$$
     
  14. Zark

    Zark Hey little girl, do you want some candy?

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    "So whats your stage name again? I forget"
     
  15. johnbryanpeters

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    It's none of your friend's business. Leave the woman alone.
     
  16. jimmydean

    jimmydean The Official Meat of Ridemonkey

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    I would rather have one installed in my office for others to use. That way I don't have to get up to watch and stuff. That's all I'm saying.

    For those that don't know, my wife took Stripper 101 not too long ago and just signed up for "Level 2". It's going to be awesome.

    Our friend Jen finished Level 3 recently.
     
  17. BadDNA

    BadDNA hophead

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  18. HAB

    HAB Chelsea from Seattle

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    Lame. Offending co-workers for the entertainment of all of RM is a far better choice.




    I agree, leave her alone for chrissakes.
     
  19. jimmydean

    jimmydean The Official Meat of Ridemonkey

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    So if you happen to see a co-worker stripping at a club is it equally unfair to ask if they work at CompanyX? Or is that not your business either?
     
  20. loco-gringo

    loco-gringo Crusading Clamp Monkey

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    I was in total agreement until I realized you were a giant pussy too. :plthumbsdown:
     
  21. stevew

    stevew unique white person

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    Grind up against her at the copier.

    Or at the coffee machine.
     
  22. stinkyboy

    stinkyboy Plastic Santa

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    loco-gringo Crusading Clamp Monkey

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    Is her ring tone set to a stripper tune???
     
  24. Jeremy R

    Jeremy R <b>x</b>

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    Tell her you think she may be your Cinderella, and pull out a pair of 5 inch high clear heels. If they fit, thats your girl.

    Backup plan: Call her Diamond and see if looks up.
    There is about a 35% chance her name is Diamond.
     
  25. JohnE

    JohnE filthy rascist

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    Crank up "Girls girls girls" by Motley Crue and see how she reacts. That and "When doves cry" are the 2 greatest stripping songs ever...closely followed by "Hot for teacher".

    Or ask her "Didnt I pay money to see you nekkid once?"
     
  26. brungeman

    brungeman I give a shirt

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    DON'T ASK...

    I agree with AngryMetalsmith just install a pole and see how things go, BUT... make sure you put it in the copy room and have everyone in the office play along... every time you go to make a copy do a little dance... tell her "this is our employee excercise program... if you make a copy or print something out you have to do a little dance... You know it keeps us fit!"
     
  27. firemandivi

    firemandivi They drank my Tooters

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    So where are you going to install the stripper pole?
     
  28. TreeSaw

    TreeSaw Mama Monkey

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    Probably the best bet!
     
  29. r464

    r464 Turbo Monkey

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    Strip and see if she criticizes your technique.
     
  30. jimmydean

    jimmydean The Official Meat of Ridemonkey

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    When we build the new house there will be room for the portable one in the bedroom. The portable ones are supposed to work well because that's what they used in class.
     
  31. Prettym1k3

    Prettym1k3 Turbo Monkey

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    Tell her that you think you've seen her before... that she seemed familiar to you when you first saw her...

    ...you know...

    ...at a club...

    ...late at night...

    ...where you can't touch the women...

    ...and no clothing is involved...
     
  32. Spero

    Spero ass rainbow

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    Ask her if there's ever any sex in the champagne room.
     
  33. MountainDrew

    MountainDrew Monkey

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    Come on man, you know there is no sex in the champagne room!!!!:disgust1: