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So The Second Ex Wife Just Called to See if I Wanted to Buy Her Drinks Tonight...

stinkyboy

Plastic Santa
Jan 6, 2005
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¡Phoenix!
And it took her about seven minutes before she realized she had called the wrong Brian.

"Omygod, is this Brian, Brian?"

Dumb biatch.
 

dan-o

Turbo Monkey
Jun 30, 2004
5,250
1,384
My friend George Jones told me a similar story:

(She thinks I still care.)

Just because I ask a friend about her
Just because I spoke her name somewhere
Just because I rang her number by mistake today
She thinks I still care.

Just because I haunt the same old places
Where the mem'ry of her lingers ev'rywhere
Just because I'm not the happy guy I used to be
She thinks I still care.

But if she's happy thinkin' I still need her
Then let that silly notion bring her cheer
But how could she ever be so foolish
Oh, where would she get such an idea.

Just because I ask a friend about her
Just because I spoke her name somewhere
Just because I saw her then went all to pieces
She thinks I still care.

She thinks I still care...
 

loco-gringo

Crusading Clamp Monkey
Sep 27, 2006
8,890
6
Deep in the heart of TEXAS
My friend George Jones told me a similar story:

(She thinks I still care.)

Just because I ask a friend about her
Just because I spoke her name somewhere
Just because I rang her number by mistake today
She thinks I still care.

Just because I haunt the same old places
Where the mem'ry of her lingers ev'rywhere
Just because I'm not the happy guy I used to be
She thinks I still care.

But if she's happy thinkin' I still need her
Then let that silly notion bring her cheer
But how could she ever be so foolish
Oh, where would she get such an idea.

Just because I ask a friend about her
Just because I spoke her name somewhere
Just because I saw her then went all to pieces
She thinks I still care.

She thinks I still care...
Hick. :D
 

BIGHITR

WINNING!
Nov 14, 2007
1,086
0
Maryland, east coast.
The Second Ex Wife Just Called to See if I Wanted to Buy Her Drinks Tonight...
Things I would have said back.

"You want to come by for my DINK tonight...., HUH!?"

"My second WHO?"

"Is this my first wife, or the Baracuda?"

"OH YEH! I remember you, I thought this was the THIRD ex wife!"

"Buy YOU drinks? How bout you taking some of that $500 a month for child support you suck out of me and buy ME A DRINK!!"