I am again at a loss, this time due to little redneck wannabe emo kids on 50cc pos dirt bikes.
We have been digging a new DJ line at a local park, put in such a place that unless you are a true asshat you wouldn't try to ride a motorcycle down into them. However, the local redneck kids do fit the asshat definition.
over the weekend the little geniuses rode the line when it was wet, and as such destruction ensued. I have had enough of this ****.
The first instinct is to take the tamper and the pick axe to them and their bikes. However, this would rapidly escalate into murder, and that would be bad. Then we debated spike strips, which I am still considering.
Anyone have any idea as to the law of detaining them until the cops show up (i.e. SK6)? I was thinking I have a cable lock I could get into their front wheel faster then Al Unser Jr can knock up a high school girl. Once in place, they aren't going to be able to cut it. I was going to then call the cops, tell them the score, and then wait for the cops and the parents to show up.
We had this problem in Reno when I lived there, and it was dealt with in much more the "law of the land" sort of way. bikes were shot, asses were kicked, people got the message. However, I get the impression that since this is a public park and since this is the east coast, that maybe going all two gun tattooo on them would be ill advised.
We have been digging a new DJ line at a local park, put in such a place that unless you are a true asshat you wouldn't try to ride a motorcycle down into them. However, the local redneck kids do fit the asshat definition.
over the weekend the little geniuses rode the line when it was wet, and as such destruction ensued. I have had enough of this ****.
The first instinct is to take the tamper and the pick axe to them and their bikes. However, this would rapidly escalate into murder, and that would be bad. Then we debated spike strips, which I am still considering.
Anyone have any idea as to the law of detaining them until the cops show up (i.e. SK6)? I was thinking I have a cable lock I could get into their front wheel faster then Al Unser Jr can knock up a high school girl. Once in place, they aren't going to be able to cut it. I was going to then call the cops, tell them the score, and then wait for the cops and the parents to show up.
We had this problem in Reno when I lived there, and it was dealt with in much more the "law of the land" sort of way. bikes were shot, asses were kicked, people got the message. However, I get the impression that since this is a public park and since this is the east coast, that maybe going all two gun tattooo on them would be ill advised.