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A guy enters bar carrying an alligator and gets everyone's attention. He says, "I'm going to open this alligator's mouth and put my genitals inside. The alligator will close his mouth for 60 seconds, after which time he will open his jaws and I will remove my package untouched. If it works, everyone buys me drinks." The crowd all agrees to this spectacle.
The guy pulls off his pants and puts his privates in the alligator's mouth. The gator closes mouth and after a minute, the guy grabs a beer bottle and whacks the gator over the head. The gator opens wide, and low and behold, he is unscathed. Everyone buys him drinks. Then he says, "I'll pay $100 to anyone who is willing to give it a try." Silence descends over the bar, and after a minute a woman raises her hand at the back of the bar. "I'll give it a try," she says, "but you have to promise not to hit me on the head with the beer bottle."
A guy enters bar carrying an alligator and gets everyone's attention. He says, "I'm going to open this alligator's mouth and put my genitals inside. The alligator will close his mouth for 60 seconds, after which time he will open his jaws and I will remove my package untouched. If it works, everyone buys me drinks." The crowd all agrees to this spectacle.
The guy pulls off his pants and puts his privates in the alligator's mouth. The gator closes mouth and after a minute, the guy grabs a beer bottle and whacks the gator over the head. The gator opens wide, and low and behold, he is unscathed. Everyone buys him drinks. Then he says, "I'll pay $100 to anyone who is willing to give it a try." Silence descends over the bar, and after a minute a woman raises her hand at the back of the bar. "I'll give it a try," she says, "but you have to promise not to hit me on the head with the beer bottle."