The Axe Has Fallen...
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1. crap in paper bag
2. light paper bag on fire
3. throw flaming poo bag at owner
4. hilarity ensues
2. light paper bag on fire
3. throw flaming poo bag at owner
4. hilarity ensues
Well that sucks.
Sorry man.
I can be there in 6.5 hours.You know Stink, we need a graphic Designer at Maps.com
How's Santa Barbara sound?
:biggrin:
That blows. Sorry to hear it.
Should we turn this thread into a discussion about appropriate revenge tactics, or are you bowing out gracefully?
Should we turn this thread into a discussion about appropriate revenge tactics, or are you bowing out gracefully?
D'oh! Sorry to hear it!
Major suck.
You should take the advice of Sam Kinnison:
"LIVE WHERE THE FOOD IS! YOU LIVE IN A DESERT! YOU LIVE IN A F**KING DESERT! NOTHING GROWS OUT HERE! NOTHING'S GONNA GROW OUT HERE! YOU SEE THIS? HUH? THIS IS SAND. KNOW WHAT IT'S GONNA BE A HUNDRED YEARS FROM NOW? IT'S GONNA BE SAND! YOU LIVE IN A F**KING DESERT! GET YOUR STUFF, GET YOUR $HIT, WE'LL MAKE ONE TRIP, WE'LL TAKE YOU TO WHERE THE FOOD IS! WE HAVE DESERTS IN AMERICA -- WE JUST DON'T LIVE IN THEM, A$$HOLES!"
(meant to cheer you up.)
"LIVE WHERE THE FOOD IS! YOU LIVE IN A DESERT! YOU LIVE IN A F**KING DESERT! NOTHING GROWS OUT HERE! NOTHING'S GONNA GROW OUT HERE! YOU SEE THIS? HUH? THIS IS SAND. KNOW WHAT IT'S GONNA BE A HUNDRED YEARS FROM NOW? IT'S GONNA BE SAND! YOU LIVE IN A F**KING DESERT! GET YOUR STUFF, GET YOUR $HIT, WE'LL MAKE ONE TRIP, WE'LL TAKE YOU TO WHERE THE FOOD IS! WE HAVE DESERTS IN AMERICA -- WE JUST DON'T LIVE IN THEM, A$$HOLES!"
(meant to cheer you up.)
have your next door neighbor send the owner some naked pics ala moff quigley style and bam! instant scandal.
So what are they giving you? Severance? Employment through a certain date or do you have to be out by the end of the week? A goodbye hummer from the company secretary? A big ol' "F-you"?
Looks like you'll have a bunch MORE free time! 
There was mention of a couple weeks severance, and they will use me for freelance and the owner was/is very sincere about losing me but being 40 is not the best age for this market, so maybe I'll regroup and head in another direction. Or maybe not.
Maybe it's time you became a Freelancer.
Or maybe start pimping out your neighbor.
Or maybe start pimping out your neighbor.
Incorporating lesbians into my career? Brilliant!!!
Are we going to have to ban you for a few months so you'll actually go out and get a new job, instead of drinking at home and posting all day?
Sorry to hear the news. It's a big town though, you should be able to pick up a new gig fairly easy.
Nah - I think watching a downward spiral of the inestimable SB would be quite entertaining! Sort of like Blue.... only less retarded.Are we going to have to ban you for a few months so you'll actually go out and get a new job, instead of drinking at home and posting all day?
Live stinkycam!instead of drinking at home and posting all day?
You could even charge to subscribe. I'd pay a few bucks per month to watch you drink yourself to death like Nicholas Cage.
You are assuming he has far to fall before reaching bottom. I think it would be more like wathing a skydiver jump out of an airplane that is still on the ground.Nah - I think watching a downward spiral of the inestimable SB would be quite entertaining! Sort of like Blue.... only less retarded.
Now with smell-o-vision...
Tough luck Stinky, sorry to hear that. Keep your chin up, things will get better.
Bummer, Brian. Go play golf.
You know that the pro sponsors frown upon drinking during competitions, right?stinkyboy said:
edit: ninja quote!
I wish I could find a picture like that with the placard saying "Layoffs Kick Ass!"Tough luck Stinky, sorry to hear that. Keep your chin up, things will get better.
I dunno... didn't Daly pull it off for awhile?
He's looking for a whiskey sponsor, not a golf sponsor.
Who's Daly??? Is that a golf supa star??? Are you a closet fan??? Homo.
I am not a religious man but please lord, in the name of all that is decent and good in the world, do not let this man launch "stinkyboytv.com".
Sorry to hear the news, that sucks
Sorry to hear the news, that sucks