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SkaredShtles

Michael Bolton
Sep 21, 2003
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In a van.... down by the river
good grief is this thing ever ugly
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Do people actually like the look of these massive "grills" and tiny rear windows , or are they trying to drive people away from buying EVs by making them ugly as sin... "see, no one wants your stupid EVs, we can't sell them, so we have to make ICE vehicles instead"...
Meh - it's just another generic blob car AFAICT.
 

SkaredShtles

Michael Bolton
Sep 21, 2003
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In a van.... down by the river
I think Chevy still takes the cake with "how tall can we make our truck look" with its grillz...

They even put a bulge and vent in the hood to make it look taller.. :dead:


although yeah Toyota...whats going on over there?



D:
I suppose that they have started supplying front-facing cameras so you can see what's in the 40' in front of you obstructed by the high hoodline? :disgust1:
 

dump

Turbo Monkey
Oct 12, 2001
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Riding to school and camp is prime car-spotting time for my son. We saw a cute little car from 30 years ago that we didn't previously know about - a Nissan S Cargo. I thought the name was a bit peculiar, but fitting as a little cargo van. It was only after seeing it a week later and hearing my son yell, hey, the S-Cargo, did I realize the double entendre... escargo! Enjoyed that!

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Jm_

sled dog's bollocks
Jan 14, 2002
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AK
Riding to school and camp is prime car-spotting time for my son. We saw a cute little car from 30 years ago that we didn't previously know about - a Nissan S Cargo. I thought the name was a bit peculiar, but fitting as a little cargo van. It was only after seeing it a week later and hearing my son yell, hey, the S-Cargo, did I realize the double entendre... escargo! Enjoyed that!

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Westy

the teste
Nov 22, 2002
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Sleazattle
I think Chevy still takes the cake with "how tall can we make our truck look" with its grillz...

They even put a bulge and vent in the hood to make it look taller.. :dead:


although yeah Toyota...whats going on over there?

D:
At this rate in a few years trucks will just be a 12' tall grill and forward vision provided by a camera/screen combo.
 

jdcamb

Tool Time!
Feb 17, 2002
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Nowhere Man!
That being a small one to match the driver.
Penis size is so arbitrary and random. What is the likelihood that it would be the size of your penis that would be a factor in the automobile you might be able to acquire and that it would somehow correlate to a positive? Then there is the whole measuring construct. Who has time for that? If you audition to be a porn star. Wouldn't it be discriminatory for your employer to ask for your penis size? Or turn you down for being too small? Would not the same criteria for all other employment consideration be limited by that? Do women with large Vaginas only get to drive a Minivan of Honda Civic? They are seemingly not limited from being porn stars.
 
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jdcamb

Tool Time!
Feb 17, 2002
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Is there such thing as little dick porn? There has to be right?
A cursory search on Google did not yield any little dick porn. Just as well. Mostly just Adds for the supposed affliction of having a small dick and what to do about it. Buying a fancy car was a subset to qualify. However, giant catcher's mitt Vagina yielded substantial content. I am assuming those women were paid. I have done the groundwork. I suggest you not search giant catcher's mitt vagina. Trust me on this.
 

junkyard

You might feel a little prick.
Sep 1, 2015
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Penis size is so arbitrary and random. What is the likelihood that it would be the size of your penis that would be a factor in the automobile you might be able to acquire and that it would somehow correlate to a positive? Then there is the whole measuring construct. Who has time for that? If you audition to be a porn star. Wouldn't it be discriminatory for your employer to ask for your penis size? Or turn you down for being too small? Would not the same criteria for all other employment consideration be limited by that? Do women with large Vaginas only get to drive a Minivan of Honda Civic? They are seemingly not limited from being porn stars.
Many moons ago this chick I was friends with was dating my buddy on the side. She got mad at him and told him he had a small dick. I was there at the time and she included me in her small dick tirade. So I told her we weren’t the problem it was her huge vagina that was the problem. I have never seen a women so mad before or since and I likely never will. Use with caution. I wonder what she’s up too.
 

SkaredShtles

Michael Bolton
Sep 21, 2003
67,784
14,144
In a van.... down by the river
Many moons ago this chick I was friends with was dating my buddy on the side. She got mad at him and told him he had a small dick. I was there at the time and she included me in her small dick tirade. So I told her we weren’t the problem it was her huge vagina that was the problem. I have never seen a women so mad before or since and I likely never will. Use with caution. I wonder what she’s up too.
 

stevew

resident influencer
Sep 21, 2001
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a 55 body on a arca series stock car chassis with all aluminum 5.3 L V8/T56 6spd trans....

 

dump

Turbo Monkey
Oct 12, 2001
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Saw a genesis gv60 (electric) today. Looked pretty fancy. Kiddo loved the look… he spotted it and knew what it was from a distance.
 

jdcamb

Tool Time!
Feb 17, 2002
20,046
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Nowhere Man!
*calls labor attorney*
The arbitrary penis measuring standards would seem to protect the employer in any case that could be brought before a court. Until penis measuring standards can be adopted. All of us males can be subject to this level of discrimination. The struggle is real.
 

Jm_

sled dog's bollocks
Jan 14, 2002
20,110
10,673
AK
Waddya think this is?

Wife spotted it earlier, from the photo I said 911'ish.
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From the rear very Mercedes GT-ish. That is if the nose is super long, hard to see.

The general super swoopy rear seems to have grown a lot in popularity, cars like 350/370/400Z have a lot of swoop and taper back there too. Same with stuff like Audi TTRS with its flared fenders and swoop.

The tail pipes really throw it off for me...but that could be intentional.
 
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