It's a fvcking buttermilk BISCUIT you imbeciles!!
The Lord of the Cookie
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n cunts
See that you American cunts, that's the ANZAC spirit right there. You guys wish you had that with the Canadians. We're brothers with the Kiwis, f*cking brothers I tell ya.
Yeah... and you're all a bunch of goddam sheep-shaggers.
You yanks buy cookie dough.
'nuff said
'nuff said
F*cken hell, no wonder you bastards can't pacify the world, you can't even sort out what to eat with a cup of tea.
I am a Maroon I guess.
That's what I'm talking about...
Can you guys even FIND that $hit over where you live?
It's a travesty, I tell you...
This ain't American...
Yeah - but that's from a country that revels in poop porn. You can't really expect TOO much.This ain't American...
I concur. Tea is for the English and women.
A nice cuppa, a scone with rasbperry jam and cream, now you're talking. Damo, sort these wankers out, show us what proper tea-time is all about.
Ermmm...
Buggery hell, so it ain't so. I'm on my last beer now, so I'll retire beaten by medoicrity.
Naw - chocolate chip COOKIES are still the best. Whatever you call them.
Are you stalking me?
My favs are these amaretti ( i believe that is what they are called ) we get at this Italina bakery arounf the corner then macaroons as a close 2nd.
Then pretty much anything with out nuts. I hate nuts.
My favs are these amaretti ( i believe that is what they are called ) we get at this Italina bakery arounf the corner then macaroons as a close 2nd.
Then pretty much anything with out nuts. I hate nuts.
Narlus, moderate this now, for my sake.
Italian biscotti?
Total yuppie.
Total yuppie.
This thread is destined for greatness.
Greatest F&B thread ever!
narlus will delete it. That fvcker hates me.
These are the only bought choccy chip biscuits worth a damn:
The same (NZ) company also baked the worlds largest choc chip biscuit.
The same (NZ) company also baked the worlds largest choc chip biscuit.
I'll bet those could be decent. I checked the ingredient list. Nice and simple.These are the only bought choccy chip biscuits worth a damn:
The same (NZ) company also baked the worlds largest choc chip biscuit.
Ingredients: Wheat flour, Chocolate 20* (full cream milk, sugar, cocoa mass, cocoa butter, milk solids, emulsifiers (soya lecithin, 476), malted barley syrup, flavour), Butter, Brown sugar, Sugar, Eggs, Raising Agent (baking soda), Salt. May contain traces of nuts.
Look at the list for a cookie over here:
This a proper Friday thread!
There is a platter in our lunchroom right now with no fewer than 5 half cookies - one pretty clearly shows teeth marks. WTF people? Eat the friggin' cookie or don't.
Maybe they were bought biscuits and whoever tried them couldn't stomach them...
Maybe they left the uneaten half as a warning to others...
Maybe they left the uneaten half as a warning to others...
I like REAL cooking.
Watch out... TreeSaw is gonna be all over your $hit for that comment.
Baking IS real cooking and a beautiful science boys! 
Even macadamia nuts?
I agree. But that OGRipper is a snotty bahstid... so we should probably cut him some slack.<snip>
I love me a good baked product... like shortcake... covered in fresh strawberries...
