The Movie Quote Thread

T-Dog · May 10, 2004

You can turn your back on a person, but, never turn your back on a drug. Especially when it's waving a razor-sharp hunting knife in your eye. [/B][/QUOTE]

Must be Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.

"Does this suit make me look fat?"

" No no no your face does."

brenth · May 10, 2004

Originally posted by HRDTLBRO
I chose not to choose life. I chose something else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who need reasons when you've got heroin?

trainspotting

Originally posted by HRDTLBRO
"Double secret probation."

wasn't this an episode of futurama? The one where fry goes to collage?

, its animal house, right?

brenth · May 10, 2004

forgot mine,

" ok, maybe michel jackson didn't come over to my house to use the bathroom.... But his sister did!!!"

HRDTLBRO · May 10, 2004

Ding! Awesome movie. And I just scratched the Sh** out of my right stanchion on my '03 Dirt Jumper. It's preety deep, too. Guess i'll have to take it to a moto shop. Gripe over, proceed with movie quotes.

Zark · May 10, 2004

Originally posted by Echo
Me myself and Irene.

"That creep can roll, man." (spomers sig kicks ass )

The Big Lebowski

"How did they cut the power, they're animals man!"

Silver · May 10, 2004

Originally posted by Echo
Me myself and Irene.

"That creep can roll, man." (spomers sig kicks ass )

I don't think anyone answered this one.

Gotta be the Big Lebowski...Walter talking about Jesus, I think...

Zark · May 10, 2004

Originally posted by Silver
I don't think anyone answered this one.

Gotta be the Big Lebowski...Walter talking about Jesus, I think...

I believe I did about 3 seconds before you did

Silver · May 10, 2004

Originally posted by Zark
I believe I did about 3 seconds before you did

Dammit! Well, at least someone else is actually reading the thread

bomberz1qr20 · May 10, 2004

Originally posted by Craw

"ATTICA!"

Paul Reubens in Cheech 'n Chong's "Nice Dreams"

bomberz1qr20 · May 10, 2004

Originally posted by Zark

"How did they cut the power, they're animals man!"

Aliens

bomberz1qr20 · May 10, 2004

Originally posted by brenth
forgot mine,

" ok, maybe michel jackson didn't come over to my house to use the bathroom.... But his sister did!!!"

Goonies

bomberz1qr20 · May 10, 2004

Originally posted by DRB
Dog Day Afternoon (or a classic Alf episode)

Bomber's I have no clue.

Max Max.

bomberz1qr20 · May 10, 2004

Here's one:

"Just because it happened to you, doesn't make it interesting."

DRB · May 10, 2004

Originally posted by T-Dog
You can turn your back on a person, but, never turn your back on a drug. Especially when it's waving a razor-sharp hunting knife in your eye.
Must be Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.

"Does this suit make me look fat?"

" No no no your face does."

Tommy Boy

So I guess this is where I tell you what I learned. My conclusion, right? Well, my conclusion is: hate is baggage. Life's too short to be pissed off all the time. It's just not worth it.

Originially posted by bomberz1qr20
Max Max

?????

DRB · May 10, 2004

Originally posted by bomberz1qr20
Here's one:

"Just because it happened to you, doesn't make it interesting."

Okay would it be okay if I cheated a little to get this one.... I know that Dennis Hopper said it and he was playin' some self help Dr. about a book into a movie.

Rosanna Arquette was in it also.

Christopher Walken played a weird guy...

What in the f' was the name of the movie?

bomberz1qr20 · May 10, 2004

Originally posted by DRB

?????

Oops!

No one got my quote...

I meant Mad Max.

Toecutter: "I suppose you don't need a sense of humor with a pretty face... "

'...only trouble is - if you should, lose the face..."

bomberz1qr20 · May 10, 2004

Originally posted by DRB
Okay would it be okay if I cheated a little to get this one.... I know that Dennis Hopper said it and he was playin' some self help Dr. about a book into a movie.

Rosanna Arquette was in it also.

Christopher Walken played a weird guy...

What in the f' was the name of the movie?

You are soooooo warm.

Hint: name in common with a certain anti-Spyware program.

bomberz1qr20 · May 10, 2004

Originally posted by DRB
Okay would it be okay if I cheated a little to get this one.... I know that Dennis Hopper said it and he was playin' some self help Dr. about a book into a movie.

Rosanna Arquette was in it also.

Christopher Walken played a weird guy...

What in the f' was the name of the movie?

Oh, and Griffin Dunne was in it too.

And John Turturro

And a cameo by Martin Scorsese.

DRB · May 10, 2004

Originally posted by bomberz1qr20
Here's one:

"Just because it happened to you, doesn't make it interesting."

Ah ha. The Wife got it but that's close enough....

Search and Destroy.

So I guess this is where I tell you what I learned. My conclusion, right? Well, my conclusion is: hate is baggage. Life's too short to be pissed off all the time. It's just not worth it.

brenth · May 11, 2004

Originally posted by DRB
Ah ha. The Wife got it but that's close enough....

Search and Destroy.

So I guess this is where I tell you what I learned. My conclusion, right? Well, my conclusion is: hate is baggage. Life's too short to be pissed off all the time. It's just not worth it.

American history X. damn someone still has my dvd of this movie, I think its still in florida.

"Excuse me, will you blow me where the pampers is?"

reflux · May 11, 2004

Originally posted by BigMike
"Your father and I used him three times in twenty years, only when things got totally ****ed. Whenever we needed one of our own bumped off, we called this guy in. He had a thing for clipping wise guys, but only one rule: no women, no kids. Believe me, kid, you don't want this guy unless you are one hundred percent sure you need him. He's a ****ing monster. "

Boondock Saints?

reflux · May 11, 2004

Originally posted by BigMike
Yes, and since you didnt put up a new quote, I will take it upon myself again...

"We see a deadly sin on every street corner, in every home, and we tolerate it. We tolerate it because it's common, it's trival. We tolerate it morning, noon, and night. Well, not anymore. I'm setting the example. And what I've done is going to be puzzled over, and studied, and followed... forever"

Lucky guess, I just wanted to make sure I was right, there's no need to jump the gun. Funny thing is, your next quote still sounds like it's from the same movie :confused:

But, since you mentioned it, here's my quote:

"It's gettin' a little hot in these rhinos."

BMXman · May 11, 2004

Originally posted by reflux
But, since you mentioned it, here's my quote:

"It's gettin' a little hot in these rhinos."

Top Secret???

"Men don't have women friends they're just women they haven't slept with yet"

bomberz1qr20 · May 11, 2004

Originally posted by BigMike

"We see a deadly sin on every street corner, in every home, and we tolerate it. We tolerate it because it's common, it's trival. We tolerate it morning, noon, and night. Well, not anymore. I'm setting the example. And what I've done is going to be puzzled over, and studied, and followed... forever"

Seven.

Originally posted by reflux

"It's gettin' a little hot in these rhinos."

Ace Ventura 2, When Nature Calls.

Originally posted by BMXman
"Men don't have women friends they're just women they haven't slept with yet"

I wanna say "When Harry Met Sally" - but that'd be lame.

Quote:
"I'm not crazy, I just don't give a f**k!"

Damn True · May 11, 2004

The Night of the Comet

But this one goes to eleven.

bomberz1qr20 · May 11, 2004

Originally posted by Damn True
The Night of the Comet

You got that one? Wow - I thought I was one of maybe 10 people worlwide who saw that movie.

Originally posted by Damn True

But this one goes to eleven.

Spinal Tap.

Quote:
"This is my house, and I'm not going no place."

Damn True · May 11, 2004

um....one of the Exorcist flicks

Ok, who's the U-boat captain?

Damn True · May 11, 2004

When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross.

You may be the ugliest bitch Ive ever seen

"I'm what they call 'nouveau riche,' but it's only the 'riche' that counts."

"By the authority vested in me by the German Reich, I pronounce you husband and wife. Proceed with the execution."

"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here, this is the war room!"

"I haven't lost my temper in 40 years, but pilgrim, you caused a lot of trouble this morning that might have got somebody killed and somebody ought to belt you in the mouth. But I won't. I won't. The hell I won't."

"Now what's this crud about no movie?"

Greetings, my friends. We are all interested in the future, for that is where you and I are going to spend the rest of our lives. And remember, my friends, future events such as these will affect you in the future.....

zod · May 11, 2004

Originally posted by zod
"How do you know if it's a female extraterrestrial?"

"Well it's got tits, but it's got four of 'em"

So ya'll think you can just skip over my quote huh???
I don't think so now somebody get it right

DRB · May 11, 2004

Originally posted by Damn True
um....one of the Exorcist flicks

Ok, who's the U-boat captain?

Risky Business

True love is hard to find, sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend...

DRB · May 11, 2004

Originally posted by Damn True
When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross.

Dirty Harry

You may be the ugliest bitch Ive ever seen

NO CLUE

"I'm what they call 'nouveau riche,' but it's only the 'riche' that counts."

Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil

"By the authority vested in me by the German Reich, I pronounce you husband and wife. Proceed with the execution."

The African Queen

"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here, this is the war room!"

Dr. Strangelove

"I haven't lost my temper in 40 years, but pilgrim, you caused a lot of trouble this morning that might have got somebody killed and somebody ought to belt you in the mouth. But I won't. I won't. The hell I won't."

McClintock

"Now what's this crud about no movie?"

Mister Roberts. Excellent film

Greetings, my friends. We are all interested in the future, for that is where you and I are going to spend the rest of our lives. And remember, my friends, future events such as these will affect you in the future.....

NO CLUE

6 of 8

profro · May 11, 2004

Originally posted by DRB
NO CLUE

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Plan 9 From Outer Space

"That's what I like about these high school girls, I keep getting older, they stay the same age."

Zark · May 11, 2004

Originally posted by profro
Plan 9 From Outer Space

"That's what I like about these high school girls, I keep getting older, they stay the same age."

Dazed & Confused

"Your son, f**khead that he is, left his drivers liscense"

DRB · May 11, 2004

Originally posted by Zark
Dazed & Confused

"Your son, f**khead that he is, left his drivers liscense"

True Romance

I can't believe I'm gonna get some pu$$y for stealin' the monkey.
Stealin' the little monkey. Man, if I woulda known that, I would have been stealin' monkeys since I was like, seven and sh!t.

and

True love is hard to find, sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend...

Zark · May 11, 2004

Originally posted by DRB
True Romance

I can't believe I'm gonna get some pu$$y for stealin' the monkey.
Stealin' the little monkey. Man, if I woulda known that, I would have been stealin' monkeys since I was like, seven and sh!t.

Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back

"I just ambushed you with a cup a coffee!"

DRB · May 11, 2004

Originally posted by Zark
Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back

"I just ambushed you with a cup a coffee!"

Ronin

I refuse to play your Chinese food mind games!

T-Dog · May 11, 2004

Originally posted by DRB
True Romance

True love is hard to find, sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend...

Old School.

"the show's over and he's gone to church".

Damn True · May 11, 2004

"I refuse to play your Chineese food mind games!"
Dude, where's my car.

I'll let ya'all take another crack at this one......

You may be the ugliest bitch Ive ever seen
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NO CLUE
A tough one, but directly linked to this one below. anyone else wanna take a crack at it?

quote:
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"By the authority vested in me by the German Reich, I pronounce you husband and wife. Proceed with the execution."
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The African Queen

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