fark them... i fought the law and i lost.. military tools.. i hope they die... i had an 'altercation' and basically they wanted to kill me...
fight the power kunks...
fight the power kunks...
the MPs are trying to bring me down
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I got arrested by the MP's like 8 days before I got out of the Marines for starting a mosh pit during a concert. 
I hate those ****s.
I hate those ****s.
Well at least they didn't fly in your mouth and try to crawl down your throat.partsbara said:
Also one time I got arrested by them for taking pictures of the bomb squad messing with a "suspicious package".
I guess I could see why they got me for that one
I guess I could see why they got me for that one
I saw some MP's beat the piss out of some drunk guy at a West Point hockey game. Was the highlight of the game.
Wasn't MudGirl an MP?
Wasn't MudGirl an MP?
i don t thunk they took well to my statement ' do you know who my farkin wife is ?'
i will eat your kids... you are airman NOTHING you little farker..
gW hates me
i will eat your kids... you are airman NOTHING you little farker..
gW hates me
The MPs beat me up for no reason at all except where I was drunk pissing on their car and then their leg and then getting indignant about the whole thing and when asked simple questions screamed and yelled unintelligibly at them......partsbara said:
'hefty flaps' is not just the name of garbage bagz
Its amazing they allow you to use the internet from jail.....partsbara said:
Parts you do know that declaring jihad on pissy american beer will in fact get you arrested?
:nuts:
:nuts:
Did they tell you to get a haircut and call you a hippy before smashing your head in with a night stick?
Some dude: what images do you want to see at the "end"?
Grandpa Simpson: Cops beating up hippies.
Some dude: what images do you want to see at the "end"?
Grandpa Simpson: Cops beating up hippies.
I fully expect something to come across the newswire any minute now.
honest i didn t wanna kill those airmen, but i heard thevoices
bringemhome
I'm thinking you've been into the so-ju. Probably homemade at that.... is your vision blurry or gone completely for that matter?partsbara said:
mynannahas has A DIRTYKIMCHE PLATEDRB said:
Biatch Face
Lbfm
Lbfm
Im Slowly Dying
Fwtb, Ygth.
YO MOMMA HAS INVERTED KIMCHE NIPPLES THAT BLEED BAD SOJUjohnbryanpeters said:
I'm lookin' for that bully and he must be found...
'HE' is a 3' 77" mexican with fermenting cabbage for brainsjohnbryanpeters said:
Is it Friday already?
uh .... yes.....Westy said:
it's all good, I feel the love here.
Either we're getting last Friday late or this Friday early.DRB said:
We win!
MudGrrl said:uh .... yes.....
it's all good, I feel the love here.
Did you holster a pillow?
I didn't even care about the Colonel's wives...partsbara said:
"Do you know who my husband is?"
I hate that line.
so did you smack her with your billey club ?MudGrrl said:
You mean SF's.... there are no Military Police/Air Police/Security Police in the Air Force... they are all Security Forces now days.
I know what I was...
but the majority of people not in the AF still call us MPs....
makes sense to me.
In the Military? yep
Police? yep
but the majority of people not in the AF still call us MPs....
makes sense to me.
In the Military? yep
Police? yep
Am I the only one that figures Partsy is laying face down in a pool of his own vomit and urine right now?
Yes. I figure he is stewing in someone elses excrement.DRB said:
Years ago...BurlyShirley said:I got arrested by the MP's like 8 days before I got out of the Marines for starting a mosh pit during a concert.
1) Passing an MP 3/4 ton while riding a bicycle...
2) Wearing white levis in the PX...
Oh, you're such a romantic...:love:DRB said:
You got what you deserved there!johnbryanpeters said:Years ago...
2) Wearing white levis in the PX...
Ahhhh, Partsy. You need to come down here to Sleepy Hollow CA. I am so bored at work now, I would love to feed an Airman to you, you druken sod!
BTW, only the AF is Security Forces, we are the ones whose leadership had an identity crisis and had to change our name.
BTW, only the AF is Security Forces, we are the ones whose leadership had an identity crisis and had to change our name.
He's a little busy removing the nightstick from his rectumJohnE said:
...... rectum??? it damn near killed him...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Damn!, when he ties one on, he doesn't do it half assed.
fark that... soju, beer, appel korn, and jim beam is not a good mix kiddies...
if ya haven t guessed i m not feeling real special at the moment...
if ya haven t guessed i m not feeling real special at the moment...