the MPs are trying to bring me down
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What kind of mess did you get yourself into? :mumble:partsbara said:fark that... soju, beer, appel korn, and jim beam is not a good mix kiddies...
if ya haven t guessed i m not feeling real special at the moment...
Hope you didn't cause an international incident.
Ahahahahahahaha Nic one Partsy! 
fr-rider said:What kind of mess did you get yourself into? :mumble:
Hope you didn't cause an international incident.
picture me at the gate yelling
'YOU RE A F***ING HERO - F*** YOU IDIOT' - repeatedly, plus a number of other obsenities...
actually i m pretty lucky i didn t get arrested... i swear i was gonna clock this little fugger, thankfully his boss had the sense to take him away... to say i was riled up is an understatement... they wouldn t let me on base and they wouldn t let me leave... they had to call the missus and release me to her... one angry partsbara... thankfully i had enough brain power in reserve to not start swinging... that would have been real BAD...
i m sorry, i ve been a very bad christian...
But an oh so entertaining one!! 
screw you kiwiDaveW said:But an oh so entertaining one!!
Enjoy the hangover :evil:
actually i m feelin ok now...DaveW said:
i m planning the revolution
mp's first against the wall eh comrade?
you know itDaveW said:
Every story regarding soju ends the same way. Well glad you didn't get violated, though it would have made for a better story.partsbara said:
I would have zip tied you to the fence.partsbara said:
Electrified?MudGrrl said:
of course you would haveMudGrrl said:
oh, goodness no.fluff said:
MudGrrl said:
Congratulations on Post 2k!!!
:dancing:
You're wacked :looney: ...crazy fuggerpartsbara said:
You should have kicked him in the :nuts:
When do you get back from the ROK?
That would have been an interesting ending to a bizarre evening...MudGrrl said:
fr - i m here for another 8 days or so... maybe 15 ??
johnny - if they attempted to zip tie me up then i would have been arrested... you ll never take me alive... i would have well and truly lost it...
johnny - if they attempted to zip tie me up then i would have been arrested... you ll never take me alive
... i would have well and truly lost it...
Call me when you get back, you hairy freak. You know I will give you an unbiased opinion of how freaked out you really were.
Strange behavior for someone as mild mannered as you...
Strange behavior for someone as mild mannered as you...
for sure... normally i keep my cool, but unfortunately this time i lost it... pretty stupid really, but hey, everyone farks up occasionally... especially when coupious amounts of mixed drinks are involved... to be honest the only thing i was worried about was repurcussions on ths missus... thankfully all is cool and she didn t and likely won t hear a word about it... she took it batter than i thought... yeah, i feel like a dumbass...JohnE said:
another cruel life lesson is dealt...
You could always have her fire up the weather control ray and zap the ROK into submission.
fry the fuggers... good plan...JohnE said:
now where the freak the screwdriver... i love trying to put things together (dirt devil vac) without the correct tools :mumble:
Bump for Friday
i m planning the revolution
Oh Jesus.
be afraid old man
Will it be televised?
Parts has a defensive force field cloud surrounding his house. Anyone who comes within 20 feet of his home will start feeling sensations of euphoria, hunger, and uncontrolable laughing in addition to a loss of motivation. After that all Parts has to do is walk out and pick em off one by one. Marines don't stand a chance.
I just got off the phone with a buddy who is about to end his time in Korea. He's coming back to the states on Friday. The first call all I could hear was somebody screaming at me in a foreign language. The second call I'm pretty sure was someone taking a piss. The third call was the sound of shattering glass. The fourth call I finally figured out who it was.
All I'm sure of is that they have attempted to drink the soju partsy left in Korea. And that they broke a window in the bar they WERE in. I also got the feeling that they were running afoul of the law as the last call terminated abruptly with a lot of yelling and some whistles.
All I'm sure of is that they have attempted to drink the soju partsy left in Korea. And that they broke a window in the bar they WERE in. I also got the feeling that they were running afoul of the law as the last call terminated abruptly with a lot of yelling and some whistles.
i still want to destroy those gate guards...
what do i care, i ll be in australia in 8 days...
what do i care, i ll be in australia in 8 days...
I asked how they figure they are going to get thru the gate in their condition and the answer I got was "I'm a mother fvckin' Lieutenant Colonel," and I swear the following "and fvckin' MPs fear me."i still want to destroy those gate guards...
what do i care, i ll be in australia in 8 days...
Can't wait to hear the story, if its even remembered.
i went to rookie school with a guy that was fresh out of the corps. of course, he went to a different marine corps than i did; he was a MP. ironically, he never made it through field training, i guess guarding the front gate wasn't quite like real police work
i had absolutely no respect for MP's, they're kind of like internal affairs in the civilian world. they didn't like the way i rode my motorcycle on one wheel all the way across base :devil:
i had absolutely no respect for MP's, they're kind of like internal affairs in the civilian world. they didn't like the way i rode my motorcycle on one wheel all the way across base :devil:
Partsy, behave yourself at home. I dont want to see your name on any watch lists anytime in the near future...
by 'home' do you mean the detached part of the usa that i m visiting now ???
I think it would be a cool job. Getting paid to beet the **** out of people.
No you goober, by home I mean that part of the world from whos loins you sprang...
And leave the Fosters hat there!