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the MPs are trying to bring me down

zahgurim

Underwater monkey
Mar 9, 2005
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I've found that soju is only good for cleaning floors, greasy bike chains, and cuts.

That **** is nasty to drink. Sure cleans your bike up good, though!
 

fr-rider

Monkey
Aug 14, 2004
111
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Albuquerque, NM
partsbara said:
fark that... soju, beer, appel korn, and jim beam is not a good mix kiddies...

if ya haven t guessed i m not feeling real special at the moment...:nopity:
What kind of mess did you get yourself into? :mumble:

Hope you didn't cause an international incident. :help:
 

partsbara

Turbo Monkey
Nov 16, 2001
3,996
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getting Xtreme !
fr-rider said:
What kind of mess did you get yourself into? :mumble:

Hope you didn't cause an international incident. :help:

picture me at the gate yelling

'YOU RE A F***ING HERO - F*** YOU IDIOT' - repeatedly, plus a number of other obsenities...

actually i m pretty lucky i didn t get arrested... i swear i was gonna clock this little fugger, thankfully his boss had the sense to take him away... to say i was riled up is an understatement... they wouldn t let me on base and they wouldn t let me leave... they had to call the missus and release me to her... one angry partsbara... thankfully i had enough brain power in reserve to not start swinging... that would have been real BAD...

i m sorry, i ve been a very bad christian...
 

DRB

unemployed bum
Oct 24, 2002
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Watchin' you. Writing it all down.
partsbara said:
picture me at the gate yelling

'YOU RE A F***ING HERO - F*** YOU IDIOT' - repeatedly, plus a number of other obsenities...

actually i m pretty lucky i didn t get arrested... i swear i was gonna clock this little fugger, thankfully his boss had the sense to take him away... to say i was riled up is an understatement... they wouldn t let me on base and they wouldn t let me leave... they had to call the missus and release me to her... one angry partsbara... thankfully i had enough brain power in reserve to not start swinging... that would have been real BAD...

i m sorry, i ve been a very bad christian...
Every story regarding soju ends the same way. Well glad you didn't get violated, though it would have made for a better story.
 

fr-rider

Monkey
Aug 14, 2004
111
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Albuquerque, NM
partsbara said:
picture me at the gate yelling

'YOU RE A F***ING HERO - F*** YOU IDIOT' - repeatedly, plus a number of other obsenities...

actually i m pretty lucky i didn t get arrested... i swear i was gonna clock this little fugger, thankfully his boss had the sense to take him away... to say i was riled up is an understatement... they wouldn t let me on base and they wouldn t let me leave... they had to call the missus and release me to her... one angry partsbara... thankfully i had enough brain power in reserve to not start swinging... that would have been real BAD...

i m sorry, i ve been a very bad christian...
You're wacked :looney: ...crazy fugger

You should have kicked him in the :nuts:

When do you get back from the ROK?
 

partsbara

Turbo Monkey
Nov 16, 2001
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fr - i m here for another 8 days or so... maybe 15 ??

johnny - if they attempted to zip tie me up then i would have been arrested... you ll never take me alive ;)... i would have well and truly lost it...
 

JohnE

filthy rascist
May 13, 2005
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Front Range, dude...
Call me when you get back, you hairy freak. You know I will give you an unbiased opinion of how freaked out you really were.
Strange behavior for someone as mild mannered as you...
 

partsbara

Turbo Monkey
Nov 16, 2001
3,996
0
getting Xtreme !
JohnE said:
Call me when you get back, you hairy freak. You know I will give you an unbiased opinion of how freaked out you really were.
Strange behavior for someone as mild mannered as you...
for sure... normally i keep my cool, but unfortunately this time i lost it... pretty stupid really, but hey, everyone farks up occasionally... especially when coupious amounts of mixed drinks are involved... to be honest the only thing i was worried about was repurcussions on ths missus... thankfully all is cool and she didn t and likely won t hear a word about it... she took it batter than i thought... yeah, i feel like a dumbass...

another cruel life lesson is dealt... :)
 

partsbara

Turbo Monkey
Nov 16, 2001
3,996
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getting Xtreme !
JohnE said:
You could always have her fire up the weather control ray and zap the ROK into submission.
fry the fuggers... good plan...


now where the freak the screwdriver... i love trying to put things together (dirt devil vac) without the correct tools :mumble:
 

Ciaran

Fear my banana
Apr 5, 2004
9,844
11
So Cal
Parts has a defensive force field cloud surrounding his house. Anyone who comes within 20 feet of his home will start feeling sensations of euphoria, hunger, and uncontrolable laughing in addition to a loss of motivation. After that all Parts has to do is walk out and pick em off one by one. Marines don't stand a chance.
 

DRB

unemployed bum
Oct 24, 2002
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Watchin' you. Writing it all down.
I just got off the phone with a buddy who is about to end his time in Korea. He's coming back to the states on Friday. The first call all I could hear was somebody screaming at me in a foreign language. The second call I'm pretty sure was someone taking a piss. The third call was the sound of shattering glass. The fourth call I finally figured out who it was.

All I'm sure of is that they have attempted to drink the soju partsy left in Korea. And that they broke a window in the bar they WERE in. I also got the feeling that they were running afoul of the law as the last call terminated abruptly with a lot of yelling and some whistles.
 

Secret Squirrel

There is no Justice!
Dec 21, 2004
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Up sh*t creek, without a paddle
I just got off the phone with a buddy who is about to end his time in Korea. He's coming back to the states on Friday. The first call all I could hear was somebody screaming at me in a foreign language. The second call I'm pretty sure was someone taking a piss. The third call was the sound of shattering glass. The fourth call I finally figured out who it was.

All I'm sure of is that they have attempted to drink the soju partsy left in Korea. And that they broke a window in the bar they WERE in. I also got the feeling that they were running afoul of the law as the last call terminated abruptly with a lot of yelling and some whistles.
POTD material right there....bad ass.
 

DRB

unemployed bum
Oct 24, 2002
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Watchin' you. Writing it all down.
i still want to destroy those gate guards...

what do i care, i ll be in australia in 8 days... :)
I asked how they figure they are going to get thru the gate in their condition and the answer I got was "I'm a mother fvckin' Lieutenant Colonel," and I swear the following "and fvckin' MPs fear me."

Can't wait to hear the story, if its even remembered.
 

lugnuts

Monkey
May 2, 2002
101
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maine
I can't wait to hear this story either. . . . .





Don't mind me, I'm just an MP showing up late to the party.
 

manimal

Ociffer Tackleberry
Feb 27, 2002
7,214
14
Blindly running into cactus
i went to rookie school with a guy that was fresh out of the corps. of course, he went to a different marine corps than i did; he was a MP. ironically, he never made it through field training, i guess guarding the front gate wasn't quite like real police work ;)

i had absolutely no respect for MP's, they're kind of like internal affairs in the civilian world. they didn't like the way i rode my motorcycle on one wheel all the way across base :devil:
 

lugnuts

Monkey
May 2, 2002
101
0
maine
before people start giving me ****e, I must admit that I have never worked L&O. No gates or patroll or any of that crap. I'm a field MP. Combat support and some detainee ops, no garrison work for me thanks.